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“Marco, I want you in there as Jean Valjean, and give us your full energy on ‘Look Down’—remember, chest voice, not head voice! You’re a prisoner, for goodness sake, not Patti LuPone,” said the visibly anxious president theonion.com/trump-c...
Trump Casts Cabinet In ‘Les Misérables’ Amid Kennedy Center Boycott
WASHINGTON—Sitting in the front row and snapping his fingers in time to the 1980 musical’s overture, President Donald Trump rehearsed his Cabinet for a Kennedy Center performance of Les Misérables amid an escalating boycott by the show’s usual cast, sources reported Friday. “Marco, I want you in there as Jean Valjean, and give us your […]
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May 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Marco, I want you in there as Jean Valjean, and give us your full energy on ‘Look Down’—remember, chest voice, not head voice! You’re a prisoner, for goodness sake, not Patti LuPone,” said the visibly anxious president theonion.com/trump-c...
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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Jimmy Jackson just called him “Kon Tinopel” to which I say even old New York was once New Amsterdam.
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jimmy Jackson just called him “Kon Tinopel” to which I say even old New York was once New Amsterdam.
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I think the law should be applied more harshly to programmers
February 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I think the law should be applied more harshly to programmers
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With all due respect you don’t know ball
"Doncic is one of the three best players in the world!"
-no he isn't
"He’s also just 25 years old"
-he turns 26 in less than a month
"Doncic’s defense was a blemish the team figured out how to live with."
-They had a pretty fluky run to the finals and got smoked when they got there.
-no he isn't
"He’s also just 25 years old"
-he turns 26 in less than a month
"Doncic’s defense was a blemish the team figured out how to live with."
-They had a pretty fluky run to the finals and got smoked when they got there.
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
With all due respect you don’t know ball
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god what I would give to be able to listen to Zach Lowe rant about the Luka trade after he drinks exactly one beer
February 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
god what I would give to be able to listen to Zach Lowe rant about the Luka trade after he drinks exactly one beer
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okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
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Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head
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Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head
DURHAM, NC—Shrugging as he issued a half-hearted apology for his absence, Duke freshman basketball player Cooper Flagg confirmed Tuesday he would be out for two weeks due to a family trip to Hilton Head Island. “I really want to be there for all my Duke teammates, but this is something we’ve had planned for months,” […]
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January 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head
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Mark Zuckerberg Insists Anyone With Same Skewed Values And Unrelenting Thirst For Power Could Have Made Same Mistakes
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January 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mark Zuckerberg Insists Anyone With Same Skewed Values And Unrelenting Thirst For Power Could Have Made Same Mistakes
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Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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January 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything
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Basketball is my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble up and down the court
December 6, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Basketball is my favorite sport, I like the way they dribble up and down the court
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Going to eat a bunch of magnets just to see if that's anything
December 4, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Going to eat a bunch of magnets just to see if that's anything
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Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable