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"the doctor acted like he got my nose — can you believe that? i said, no you don't, you don't got my nose. he said he did, then he said, actually, it was his thumb. his beautiful thumb, between his pointer and middle fingers. i saw right through it."
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"the doctor acted like he got my nose — can you believe that? i said, no you don't, you don't got my nose. he said he did, then he said, actually, it was his thumb. his beautiful thumb, between his pointer and middle fingers. i saw right through it."
Putting Flacco behind that offensive line is elder abuse
TRADE: The Bengals are acquiring Joe Flacco and a sixth-round pick from the Browns for a fifth-round pick, sources say.
October 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Putting Flacco behind that offensive line is elder abuse
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So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.
Yup. Remember when Trump accused Kamala of performing gender reassignment surgeries in prison... every accusation is a confession.
Why did they cancel law enforcement press conferences and send Patel and Bongino to Utah? Did they catch someone and don’t like his motives?
I feel a bit nuts even thinking this, but I don’t trust Patel or Bongino. I feel like they’re not gonna be honest with us about the shooter.
I feel a bit nuts even thinking this, but I don’t trust Patel or Bongino. I feel like they’re not gonna be honest with us about the shooter.
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Yup. Remember when Trump accused Kamala of performing gender reassignment surgeries in prison... every accusation is a confession.
I need to hustle to make my "Mike McDaniel to be the first NFL coach fired" bet. He shouldn't make it to the first Monday
September 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I need to hustle to make my "Mike McDaniel to be the first NFL coach fired" bet. He shouldn't make it to the first Monday
If this passes, Americans are a year away from not being able to visit other countries.
TOTAL INSANITY I’m Not At All Surprised! The Beginning Of A Dangerous Step Backwards To Destroy America’s Public Heath System-This Is Horrifying For The Next Generation! www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Florida moves to end all school vaccine mandates, first in nation to do so
Florida Surgeon General Joseph A. Ladapo criticized school vaccine mandates, which every state has, and likened them to slavery.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If this passes, Americans are a year away from not being able to visit other countries.
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Pope Leo called his 37-yo barber saying: “Good morning, I need a haircut tomorrow at my place.” Mario asked: “But who are you?” Pope replied: “Robert Prevost.” Mario, from Peru, but living in Rome, went to the Vatican and cut Leo’s and his secretary’s hair. www.lastampa.it/cronaca/2025...
Il barbiere del Papa: Mario Reyes racconta il cliente diventato Leone XIV
Il barbiere: «Amiamo il Perù, parliamo di sport, politica e cibo»
www.lastampa.it
July 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Pope Leo called his 37-yo barber saying: “Good morning, I need a haircut tomorrow at my place.” Mario asked: “But who are you?” Pope replied: “Robert Prevost.” Mario, from Peru, but living in Rome, went to the Vatican and cut Leo’s and his secretary’s hair. www.lastampa.it/cronaca/2025...
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My plan to revive American manufacturing is to: raise the price of inputs like steel, aluminum & copper; create shortages of rare earths; generate less electricity; invite retaliatory tariffs; cut R&D; raise borrowing costs by blowing out the budget; and to cover it all in a cloud of uncertainty.
July 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My plan to revive American manufacturing is to: raise the price of inputs like steel, aluminum & copper; create shortages of rare earths; generate less electricity; invite retaliatory tariffs; cut R&D; raise borrowing costs by blowing out the budget; and to cover it all in a cloud of uncertainty.
He's gonna name it something ridiculous like the "Wholikesto Party"
July 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He's gonna name it something ridiculous like the "Wholikesto Party"
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
June 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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Amusing to see the Efficient Market™ reveal TSLA stock had a corruption premium of >$100 billion, additional value untethered to the company's performance or even policy/legislation, but rather solely to a belief Musk had the President's favor, which he no longer does.
P.S. Now down 10.5%
P.S. Now down 10.5%
lol tesla’s stock is tanking bc investors are rattled about the trump/musk situationship
June 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Amusing to see the Efficient Market™ reveal TSLA stock had a corruption premium of >$100 billion, additional value untethered to the company's performance or even policy/legislation, but rather solely to a belief Musk had the President's favor, which he no longer does.
P.S. Now down 10.5%
P.S. Now down 10.5%
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Donald Trump telling international students at Harvard that they need to leave or transfer is a disgusting abuse of power. It’s a good reminder that he’ll use the power of the federal government to do anything except improve your life.
May 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Donald Trump telling international students at Harvard that they need to leave or transfer is a disgusting abuse of power. It’s a good reminder that he’ll use the power of the federal government to do anything except improve your life.
I trust trump to honor his commitments. This is definitely not a "the checks are right there in the back of the slave plane" situation.
(AP) - Trump administration says it will pay immigrants in the United States illegally $1,000 to go home.
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I trust trump to honor his commitments. This is definitely not a "the checks are right there in the back of the slave plane" situation.
It's almost adorable this view that trump has ever in his life thought he's done something in any way negative
They’re calling it the dumbest citizenry in human history
April 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's almost adorable this view that trump has ever in his life thought he's done something in any way negative
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“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“I came here to kill Popes and fuck couches, and I’m all out of couches.”
Vance is gonna beg trump to smash some tariffs on the Vatican's manufacturing.
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
https://www.europesays.com/2009702/
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion Pope Ghosts JD Vance…
https://www.europesays.com/2009702/
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion Pope Ghosts JD Vance…
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion - EUROPE SAYS
Pope Ghosts JD Vance at Vatican, Sends Top Cardinal to Lecture VP on Compassion
www.europesays.com
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Vance is gonna beg trump to smash some tariffs on the Vatican's manufacturing.
Whenever I see this, I just hope that he has a personal plumber that follows him around the country and restricts the water flow in his shower.
Duffy: "The president is talking about shower heads. You don't have enough water that can come through your shower heads because of Biden's regulations. So fixing small things like that -- hopefully he's gonna get the dishwashers. Wouldn't it be great if dishwashers worked again?"
April 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Whenever I see this, I just hope that he has a personal plumber that follows him around the country and restricts the water flow in his shower.
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White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
March 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
White House says no one will be fired over the Signal scandal because no one involved was trying to cure cancer.
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Pete Hegseth in 2023 on Biden "handling classified documents... flippantly": "If at the very top there's no accountability," then we have "two tiers of justice."
March 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pete Hegseth in 2023 on Biden "handling classified documents... flippantly": "If at the very top there's no accountability," then we have "two tiers of justice."
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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Surprising to hear that a government formed exclusively of a country’s most stupid people isn’t really working out.
March 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Surprising to hear that a government formed exclusively of a country’s most stupid people isn’t really working out.