@overconfidentdad.bsky.social
I'm not the mayor, I'm just Italian.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm not the mayor, I'm just Italian.
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"the doctor acted like he got my nose — can you believe that? i said, no you don't, you don't got my nose. he said he did, then he said, actually, it was his thumb. his beautiful thumb, between his pointer and middle fingers. i saw right through it."
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"the doctor acted like he got my nose — can you believe that? i said, no you don't, you don't got my nose. he said he did, then he said, actually, it was his thumb. his beautiful thumb, between his pointer and middle fingers. i saw right through it."
Has the price come down in it yet? Because I don't like having to choose between 3 ounces of chocolate or paying my mortgage.
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Has the price come down in it yet? Because I don't like having to choose between 3 ounces of chocolate or paying my mortgage.
I expected him to say that 1500% of presidents had used the insurrection act. Math and truth have zero effect on what he says.
October 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I expected him to say that 1500% of presidents had used the insurrection act. Math and truth have zero effect on what he says.
I thought this was just four pictures of George Santos in different outfits and fake shitty beards.
October 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I thought this was just four pictures of George Santos in different outfits and fake shitty beards.
He kept his job after paying to get rid of Mayfield and signing a serial sex offender who doesn't play to a crippling guaranteed contract. There's absolutely nothing he can do to lose his job.
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He kept his job after paying to get rid of Mayfield and signing a serial sex offender who doesn't play to a crippling guaranteed contract. There's absolutely nothing he can do to lose his job.
Rabble Rouser
October 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rabble Rouser
Who could have foreseen that Trump would fuck over his employees and not pay them for work they did?
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Who could have foreseen that Trump would fuck over his employees and not pay them for work they did?
That's before we had a moron who always thought he should play doctor running the show. Just including DTaP and MMR vaccines, there would be 15 shots in the first 15 months. Instead of the current 5
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
That's before we had a moron who always thought he should play doctor running the show. Just including DTaP and MMR vaccines, there would be 15 shots in the first 15 months. Instead of the current 5
Imagine going to the doctor for shots 38 different times in the first 15 months of a baby's life because millions of people decided hating brown people was more important than competence.
September 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Imagine going to the doctor for shots 38 different times in the first 15 months of a baby's life because millions of people decided hating brown people was more important than competence.
The democrats missed their opportunity to make everybody transgender in 2021.
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The democrats missed their opportunity to make everybody transgender in 2021.
That's what I ask for when I order my ninth makers mark
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
That's what I ask for when I order my ninth makers mark
This is amazing. Thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is amazing. Thank you.
Is there a term like Eskimo brothers that prince Andrew and trump call each other when they raped the same child?
September 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is there a term like Eskimo brothers that prince Andrew and trump call each other when they raped the same child?
He's gonna bomb a cruise ship and claim that it saved four billion American lives.
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
He's gonna bomb a cruise ship and claim that it saved four billion American lives.
Or at least get a replay to show that the ball was moved by the long snapper or that AJ Brown was actually down and not on top of the defensive player and rolled for a first down.
September 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Or at least get a replay to show that the ball was moved by the long snapper or that AJ Brown was actually down and not on top of the defensive player and rolled for a first down.
Someday, teams will record their games so coaches can review what happened
September 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Someday, teams will record their games so coaches can review what happened
The way they're so purposefully vague, you just know it's about taking someone's rights away.
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The way they're so purposefully vague, you just know it's about taking someone's rights away.
The offense has been awful for years. But what's worse is that it's so completely boring.
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The offense has been awful for years. But what's worse is that it's so completely boring.
It's Goodell needing some time to invent an AI recreation of the fumble that proves that Sanders was down
September 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's Goodell needing some time to invent an AI recreation of the fumble that proves that Sanders was down