Dan O’Sullivan
@osullyville.bsky.social
Life is a pretty sweet fruit!
Co-host of "THE OUTFIT" podcast from @Headgum & Higher Ground. Best American Sports Writing 2015, Best Feature, National City & Magazine Awards 2023. I killed Don Knotts
https://linktr.ee/osullyville
d.q.osullivan@gmail.com
Co-host of "THE OUTFIT" podcast from @Headgum & Higher Ground. Best American Sports Writing 2015, Best Feature, National City & Magazine Awards 2023. I killed Don Knotts
https://linktr.ee/osullyville
d.q.osullivan@gmail.com
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This episode is also very special: for the first time ever, I act. In this episode, I take on a role made famous by legendary Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Who had the superior rendition? I'll let you decide...
There is a part in Das Boot where the Nazis see this happening with a ship they torpedoed, are horrified, and do not do this. The Nazis.
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There is a part in Das Boot where the Nazis see this happening with a ship they torpedoed, are horrified, and do not do this. The Nazis.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It is my sincere belief that this is a more profound work of art than every Godard movie I've seen
I cannot figure out how to watch the NFL on my parents' Roku...but I have a feeling I have access to every single entry in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel cinematic universe
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I cannot figure out how to watch the NFL on my parents' Roku...but I have a feeling I have access to every single entry in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel cinematic universe
The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...
Irish Mob
YouTube video by Conner O'Malley
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November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The only video I can think of to share at this portion of family Thanksgiving is Connor O'Malley -- Restart The Irish Mob. Sometimes it's better to say nothing and contribute in other ways youtu.be/oYLxkGz00d0?...
Jelly Roll died at the Thanksgiving dinner table just now
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Jelly Roll died at the Thanksgiving dinner table just now
55 Year Old Disgraced Male Journalist Alone On Thanksgiving Voice: be for real today...is a hot dog a sandwich y'all?
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
55 Year Old Disgraced Male Journalist Alone On Thanksgiving Voice: be for real today...is a hot dog a sandwich y'all?
Get a real job bitch
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Get a real job bitch
I don't cry (for the weak, I'm built different, etc). But when this shot hits in Planes Trains & Automobiles...I have to fight for life
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don't cry (for the weak, I'm built different, etc). But when this shot hits in Planes Trains & Automobiles...I have to fight for life
I'm not letting slimeball Ryan Lizza into my Thanksgiving week. I hope someone shits on his face. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'm not letting slimeball Ryan Lizza into my Thanksgiving week. I hope someone shits on his face. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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A few comics for Indigenous Peoples' Day (Today) and/or National American Indian Heritage Month (Next month): La Voz De M.A.Y.O Tata Rambo; Come Home, Indio; Earthdivers; West of Sundown.
I've only read Come Home, Indio and West of Sundown. I recommend them both, especially Come Home.
I've only read Come Home, Indio and West of Sundown. I recommend them both, especially Come Home.
October 9, 2023 at 10:07 PM
A few comics for Indigenous Peoples' Day (Today) and/or National American Indian Heritage Month (Next month): La Voz De M.A.Y.O Tata Rambo; Come Home, Indio; Earthdivers; West of Sundown.
I've only read Come Home, Indio and West of Sundown. I recommend them both, especially Come Home.
I've only read Come Home, Indio and West of Sundown. I recommend them both, especially Come Home.
Awkward moment just now asking the family if Bronco Henry is coming to the ranch for Thanksgiving...
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Awkward moment just now asking the family if Bronco Henry is coming to the ranch for Thanksgiving...
Reposted by Dan O’Sullivan
I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I really want to get to 100,000 followers by Christmas! Can you please help me? Thank you!
I-95 only has like seven exits in New Hampshire. Ridiculous state. Without value
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I-95 only has like seven exits in New Hampshire. Ridiculous state. Without value
If someone tried to take the pretzels away from me, it would be a matter for the courts what happens next
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If someone tried to take the pretzels away from me, it would be a matter for the courts what happens next
Oh my God my plane just landed and I found out the news about Charlie Kirk!
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh my God my plane just landed and I found out the news about Charlie Kirk!
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ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ATTENTION: Prime Minister Carney
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
Please use your power to force them to make a sequel to this:
I miss when sitcoms had a toddler character where in the opening credits it would credit the twins playing him. Like "AND...CRONIN & CRAISIN BITTENBINDER AS BABY DAVID"
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I miss when sitcoms had a toddler character where in the opening credits it would credit the twins playing him. Like "AND...CRONIN & CRAISIN BITTENBINDER AS BABY DAVID"
It brings me no joy to say--and this is amidst a scary screed about imprisoning his democratically-elected opponents--that Trump talking to/about the turkeys he's pardoning is always high-level comedy. It could not be written to be funnier. apnews.com/article/dona...
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It brings me no joy to say--and this is amidst a scary screed about imprisoning his democratically-elected opponents--that Trump talking to/about the turkeys he's pardoning is always high-level comedy. It could not be written to be funnier. apnews.com/article/dona...
A Nick Kroll joke that his never left me is having his "Jersey Shore"-type character Bobby Bottleservice say "My favorite directors are Martin Scorsese and Brett Ratner"
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A Nick Kroll joke that his never left me is having his "Jersey Shore"-type character Bobby Bottleservice say "My favorite directors are Martin Scorsese and Brett Ratner"
Reposted by Dan O’Sullivan
Reposted by Dan O’Sullivan
The Blungus episodes are always an absolute disaster… (w/ Jesse Farrar)
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November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The Blungus episodes are always an absolute disaster… (w/ Jesse Farrar)
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Listen: www.patreon.com/posts/144253...
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Oh my God. French President Emmanuel Macron is seeking my destruction at the hands of twelve competing international assassins, converging on me eating a sandwich on Grand Avenue, Chicago!
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh my God. French President Emmanuel Macron is seeking my destruction at the hands of twelve competing international assassins, converging on me eating a sandwich on Grand Avenue, Chicago!
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This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...
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Every time I read/hear Dan O'Sullivan's work www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYLx...
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every time I read/hear Dan O'Sullivan's work www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYLx...