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Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax
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May 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Billionaire Buying Sandwich Unfairly Targeted With 5% Sales Tax
theonion.com/billion...
theonion.com/billion...
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Everyone needs to see this anthropomorphic compost bin I saw in a Bay Area parade today.
May 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Everyone needs to see this anthropomorphic compost bin I saw in a Bay Area parade today.
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I asked if I could take his picture. Yes. I stepped across a band of shit. The pigeons began to frighten. Too close. A cloud of gray & blue & pink rushed at me. He looked up. Bare of birds. He said nothing. I stepped back. The birds returned. Together they ate. He said “Now,” & I took my picture.
May 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I asked if I could take his picture. Yes. I stepped across a band of shit. The pigeons began to frighten. Too close. A cloud of gray & blue & pink rushed at me. He looked up. Bare of birds. He said nothing. I stepped back. The birds returned. Together they ate. He said “Now,” & I took my picture.
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a game where you play a cute spider, cause chaos and solve tasks:
- build super big physics-based spider webs
- ride a fingerboard (!!)
- ride a soap
- fix a printer
- make toast
- super tiktok viral
A Webbing Journey - coming to Steam 19th May, pls DM for review codes!
- build super big physics-based spider webs
- ride a fingerboard (!!)
- ride a soap
- fix a printer
- make toast
- super tiktok viral
A Webbing Journey - coming to Steam 19th May, pls DM for review codes!
May 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a game where you play a cute spider, cause chaos and solve tasks:
- build super big physics-based spider webs
- ride a fingerboard (!!)
- ride a soap
- fix a printer
- make toast
- super tiktok viral
A Webbing Journey - coming to Steam 19th May, pls DM for review codes!
- build super big physics-based spider webs
- ride a fingerboard (!!)
- ride a soap
- fix a printer
- make toast
- super tiktok viral
A Webbing Journey - coming to Steam 19th May, pls DM for review codes!
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if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
April 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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Two Turntables And A Microphone.
April 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Two Turntables And A Microphone.
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Grilled Goomba cheese sandwiches posted in 2018 on Nintendo's official Japanese LINE account.
April 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Grilled Goomba cheese sandwiches posted in 2018 on Nintendo's official Japanese LINE account.
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Here’s a joke you can tell your kids, grandkids, nieces or nephews.
Why did the index finger date the thumb?
Because it knew everything would work out… (touch your index finger to your thumb)…okay.
Why did the index finger date the thumb?
Because it knew everything would work out… (touch your index finger to your thumb)…okay.
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Here’s a joke you can tell your kids, grandkids, nieces or nephews.
Why did the index finger date the thumb?
Because it knew everything would work out… (touch your index finger to your thumb)…okay.
Why did the index finger date the thumb?
Because it knew everything would work out… (touch your index finger to your thumb)…okay.
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RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
WASHINGTON—Promising to use all of his power as health secretary to find a cure for the condition, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly directed the National Institutes of Health on Friday to create a reg...
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
RFK Jr. Starts National Registry Of Introverts Who Sometimes Get Social Anxiety
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As those who have studied history understand, an autism registry is a five alarm fire…
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?!
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?!
April 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
As those who have studied history understand, an autism registry is a five alarm fire…
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?!
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet?!
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A few years ago when I was troublingly deep into Elite Dangerous (flight stick, throttle, the lot) I used an EQ to make it sound like Spotify was playing in my ship's cockpit, and had this moment where a song perfectly synced up with a hyperspace jump.
April 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
A few years ago when I was troublingly deep into Elite Dangerous (flight stick, throttle, the lot) I used an EQ to make it sound like Spotify was playing in my ship's cockpit, and had this moment where a song perfectly synced up with a hyperspace jump.
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The thief of Kristi Noem’s handbag and iPhone has entered into Signal chat negotiations with Pete Hegseth about the return of Abrego Garcia as well as peace terms in Ukraine.
April 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The thief of Kristi Noem’s handbag and iPhone has entered into Signal chat negotiations with Pete Hegseth about the return of Abrego Garcia as well as peace terms in Ukraine.
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KeiTruck Mech
Files now available on Patreon :)
Files now available on Patreon :)
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
KeiTruck Mech
Files now available on Patreon :)
Files now available on Patreon :)
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HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.
April 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.
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Murder Mystery Podcast
April 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Murder Mystery Podcast
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“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
April 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
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❯ it's my birthday and i've got something for you...
April 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
❯ it's my birthday and i've got something for you...
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Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
April 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take
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It's much easier to use apps that support end-to-end encryption than it used to be, but it's still good to know how it works.
A Deep Dive on End-to-End Encryption: How Do Public Key Encryption Systems Work?
If you haven’t yet, we recommend reading a few guides before this one, to help cement some of the concepts discussed here: What Should I Know About Encryption?, Key Concepts of Encryption, and Key Ver...
ssd.eff.org
April 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's much easier to use apps that support end-to-end encryption than it used to be, but it's still good to know how it works.