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Osimo
@osimo.bsky.social
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Artist, dog lover and avid reader. Only two of those are true.
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ianboudreau.com
I think the president should continue double-crossing spies until something Cool happens
February 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
osimo.bsky.social
Community newspaper stand in the NZ Parliamentary Library.
Empty community newspaper stand in the NZ Parliamentary Library.
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
checking in with my focus group and they all agree with fuck this shit
November 8, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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I'm with her.
Photo of drag queen sneering at Ivana and Donald Trump.
November 8, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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swordsjew.bsky.social
I saw Concepts of a Plan open for System of a Down in 2003
September 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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thebeehiveletters.bsky.social
Christopher Luxon to Nicola Willis
RE: Speech to Local Government Jerks
#nzpol #satire #kikorangi
Satirical Letter from Christopher Luxon to Nicola Willis Hi Nicola, Thanks for your feedback on the speech I’ll be giving to the local government worms. I’ve made some changes, starting with not referring to them as ‘worms’. I respect worms. Here are a few choice excerpts. “Councils need to focus on core delivery and economic growth. Unless that economic growth involves making their regions a nicer place to live and visit, in which case no.” “I consider any region that is not specifically serviced by Air New Zealand to be dead to me. Get an airport losers.” “No more vanity projects. For example, that weird dog statue in Tīrau. Just imagine how many rentals we could make from that corrugated iron, especially now that we’re reevaluating the healthy homes standards.” “Why can’t you be more like Auckland?” “Finally, I hate you.” Check your doors, Luxon
August 22, 2024 at 9:09 AM
osimo.bsky.social
Top quality threat.
ravensnpennies.com Christopher R. Rice - The Raven Maniac @ravensnpennies.com · Feb 8
Was outside taking the trash out when I heard someone scream: "Bitch, I will track down your father, fuck him, marry him, and become your stepmother. Don't you test me."
February 8, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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rgjones.bsky.social
Aotearoa, we need to fight back against these blatant lies.

Are you with me, Team of Four Million?
grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social Grumpy @grumpyyetamusin.bsky.social · Dec 3
That claim that 1m people died from vaccine poisoning in Aotearoa is truly farcical. I mean, if you're going to make up total nonsense, at least make it within the realms of possibility.
December 3, 2023 at 8:01 AM
osimo.bsky.social
Power outage, so the teens are now doing cricket by torchlight. Ball constantly lost.
Teen playing cricket in torchligh.
November 3, 2023 at 8:06 AM
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Mood
October 22, 2023 at 8:56 AM
osimo.bsky.social
Is this a threat?
October 11, 2023 at 3:56 AM
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prufrock451.bsky.social
Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
September 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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gretchenmcc.bsky.social
Today in "linguists are not kidding when they say that language enables you to understand sentences that have never been said before in the entirety of human history"
GusTheFox: It's just one fucking thing after another for eels isn't it? Headline: Cocaine in the River Thames is 'another problem eels don't need', says expert
September 22, 2023 at 10:23 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Vinn diagram. Prometheus, Saruman, and the Dude from Big Lebowski. The overlap between Prometheus and Sauruman: "cunning fire and technology wielder". Saruman and the Dude: "Obsession with large heavy ball". The Dude and Prometheus: "Severe liver damage". Overlap for all three: "Hates the fucking eagles"
August 20, 2023 at 8:35 PM
osimo.bsky.social
Mr 14 tells me that National's social media is generally "on point" but they made the fatal mistake of going on tiktok talking about the phones in school ban and now all the comments are "can't do that" "lost my vote" and "never trust a bald man".
September 22, 2023 at 9:43 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Welcome to Bluesky newskies you're all very welcome, we are not actually cannibals as they reports have said, you have free reign to go wherever you like on the grounds except the west wing, you must never go there especially not the big walk in freezer, again we're not cannibals, enjoy your stay
September 19, 2023 at 2:50 AM
osimo.bsky.social
My new favourite court template.
foddery.bsky.social Public Defendering @foddery.bsky.social · Sep 14
I’ve seen some pro se motions genius but I especially appreciate the “NOT respectfully submitted” here 😂
September 14, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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amalelmohtar.com
This is a rigorously satisfying piece of writing & the title does it not a crumb of justice, ignore it but read the piece. Fucking wonderful.
How Elon Musk Went from Superhero to Supervillain
Walter Isaacson’s new biography depicts a man who wields more power than almost any other person on the planet but seems estranged from humanity itself.
www.newyorker.com
September 13, 2023 at 2:54 AM
osimo.bsky.social
"There is no evidence Sir Dave is a lizard."
Dave Dobbyn manager steps in over use of ‘Loyal’ in post promoting Liz Gunn party
Live Updates for Sep 11 2023
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September 11, 2023 at 1:10 AM
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tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

p.s. latest book Is REVENGE OF THE LIBRARIANS www.tomgauld.com/comic-books-v2
A Comic strip. Panel 1: On the horizon a large passenger ship sinks into the sea. A woman sits on a raft, "if only there was space for us both!" she says as she leans back on a large, well-stocked bookcase. Her lover, clinging to the raft replies "Maybe if we lode the bookcase...?" Panel 2. "My poor darling!" says the woman "Oh, how I wish there was something I could do to help you". The lover, now sunk further into the water continues "... or even just empty one of the shelves?" Panel 3. The lover is now neck-deep in the water and the raft has been carried away on the tide. "Fate can be so cruel" muses the woman, without looking up from the book that she is now reading "Farewell my love. I'll never forget you."
September 3, 2023 at 9:45 AM
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hsthompsontequila.bsky.social
Protestor holding sign saying "The enemy does not arrive by boat but by limousine."
September 2, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
The incredible Paul Noth
A New Yorker cartoon of a courtroom scene with a lawyer addressing a jury, a recognizable defendant seen from behind , and a caption that reads: “The defense intends to prove that our client is still President t by reason of insanity.”
August 29, 2023 at 6:39 PM