Austin B.
@oscar1798.bsky.social
Nerd, enjoyer of hand egg team in North East Wisconsin, dumbass motherfucker
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Money talks
We got a Costco membership for the first time in our lives today. They asked why & I said because treat your workers well, you value diversity, & you didn’t cave in to authoritarian demands. He said: “We’ve been getting lots of folks saying that, thanks for joining.”
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
Who needs a gallon of ketchup?
February 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Money talks
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I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
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Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)
February 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Raptors fans boo the hell out of the Star-Spangled Banner (video via the Toronto Star)
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Ask your Christian friends why they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
February 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ask your Christian friends why they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
Tell them they voted for the anti-Christ.
Remind them that they voted for the anti-Christ.
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Who made this 🤣
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Who made this 🤣
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our working theory on this civilization after examining the ruins is that these numerous structures with golden arches were their churches and…next slide please [a picture of a hamburglar statue appears on the screen] this was their god
December 23, 2024 at 1:07 PM
our working theory on this civilization after examining the ruins is that these numerous structures with golden arches were their churches and…next slide please [a picture of a hamburglar statue appears on the screen] this was their god
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“Brock Purdy” sounds like something Frankenstein says when he skips stones on a lake
December 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
“Brock Purdy” sounds like something Frankenstein says when he skips stones on a lake
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Talked with PEGI and they do not see anything wrong Balatro being rated 18+, nor with EA sports FC (and similar games) having a 3+ rating
Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands
I thought some good might come of this, this sucks
Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands
I thought some good might come of this, this sucks
December 18, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Talked with PEGI and they do not see anything wrong Balatro being rated 18+, nor with EA sports FC (and similar games) having a 3+ rating
Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands
I thought some good might come of this, this sucks
Blaming EU laws, blaming storefronts, waiting for the future. Sitting on their hands
I thought some good might come of this, this sucks
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3.5 million. That’s about the number of attempts I’ve made to beat Jokerless in the past week
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
3.5 million. That’s about the number of attempts I’ve made to beat Jokerless in the past week
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Game of the Year has sold 3.5 million copies
December 11, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Game of the Year has sold 3.5 million copies
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Hold on, I see it now.
December 10, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Hold on, I see it now.
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Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
December 8, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Score Update:
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
NYJ 26 - 32 MIA
Final
That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.
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hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
hallmark christmas movie:
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
a handsome young man goes to the big city during the holidays to kill a ceo and finds nation's love along the way
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Fall being a “season” is a fucking lie. It’s THREE WEEKS.
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Fall being a “season” is a fucking lie. It’s THREE WEEKS.
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Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
December 7, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Today's lesson discusses the American health care system for those in countries where their system provides care for free or reasonable fees. 👇
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Hilarious that the Lions are rolling out practice squad guys up front and the Packers still can’t protect Jordan Love. Not hilarious in like a ‘ha ha’ way, more like ‘Wow, this fucking sucks’ kind of way.
December 6, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Hilarious that the Lions are rolling out practice squad guys up front and the Packers still can’t protect Jordan Love. Not hilarious in like a ‘ha ha’ way, more like ‘Wow, this fucking sucks’ kind of way.