defending nat’l champion 9-0 #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast
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enjoyer of food, beer, video games, getting mad about sports online. the internet’s normalest ohio state football fan. loyal to umass athletics against my better judgment. go pats, bruins, usmnt/wnt. he/him
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If only Green Bay had a play to automatically gain 1 yard
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If only Green Bay had a play to automatically gain 1 yard
Lol, what a disaster
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Lol, what a disaster
Somehow we’re gonna get more of this shitty football game
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Somehow we’re gonna get more of this shitty football game
Brandon Graham is still playing, huh
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Brandon Graham is still playing, huh
I was really hoping for a 3-0 final score
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I was really hoping for a 3-0 final score
Points? Is that allowed?
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Points? Is that allowed?
Congrats to New Haven on beating a very sad UMass Lowell team to get its first win as a Division I program we see you
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
LOL
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
LOL
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Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
When was the last time we had all three NFL prime time games in a single week suck shit this bad?
Christ what a bad football game
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When was the last time we had all three NFL prime time games in a single week suck shit this bad?
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Broke: Saudis did 9/11
Woke: Bush did 9/11
Bespoke: Men did 9/11
Woke: Bush did 9/11
Bespoke: Men did 9/11
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Broke: Saudis did 9/11
Woke: Bush did 9/11
Bespoke: Men did 9/11
Woke: Bush did 9/11
Bespoke: Men did 9/11
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
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Of all the things this year that could have done it, it was actually seeing a poster arguing, seemingly seriously, that not liking Jar Jar Binks is racist that convinced me we're done as a civilization.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Of all the things this year that could have done it, it was actually seeing a poster arguing, seemingly seriously, that not liking Jar Jar Binks is racist that convinced me we're done as a civilization.
Dudes rock
From the walking community on Reddit: Accidentally walked a marathon at 1:30 AM after the bar need recovery advice
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November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dudes rock
Assuming UMass is 136, and I am once again the fan of the best and worst teams in the country
✍️ This week's new Athletic 136, where Ohio State has moved back up to No. 1.
9. Miami
10. Notre Dame
23. Pitt
48. UConn
74. North Carolina
135. Nevada
Full list: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
9. Miami
10. Notre Dame
23. Pitt
48. UConn
74. North Carolina
135. Nevada
Full list: www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
Ranking 136 college football teams after Week 11: Indiana drops a spot after Happy Valley escape
It’s still incredibly close between the two teams at the top of the Big Ten, but Ohio State has taken care of business every week.
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Assuming UMass is 136, and I am once again the fan of the best and worst teams in the country
That’s right
Have the Patriots finally proven they’re for real?
Before facing Tampa Bay, New England’s six-game winning streak came with an asterisk — only one victory was against a team with a winning record.
Beating the 6-2 Bucs was a statement, showing that the Pats are contenders, not pretenders.
Before facing Tampa Bay, New England’s six-game winning streak came with an asterisk — only one victory was against a team with a winning record.
Beating the 6-2 Bucs was a statement, showing that the Pats are contenders, not pretenders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
That’s right
I think my $50/month promo period is ending, so time to see when my billing cycle ends so I can cancel and switch to Hulu
YouTube TV is giving subscribers a $20 credit with the Disney standoff now in its second week.
awfulannouncing.com/disney/youtu...
awfulannouncing.com/disney/youtu...
YouTube TV formally announces $20 credit, signals deal unlikely for 'Monday Night Football'
YouTube TV has formally informed customers they will receive a $20 credit as a new carriage deal with Disney has yet to materialize.
awfulannouncing.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I think my $50/month promo period is ending, so time to see when my billing cycle ends so I can cancel and switch to Hulu
DOINK
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
DOINK
Look at my guy Drake Maye, a master of catchability
A little stat I just whipped up for the folks.
Uncatchable pass rate among QBs (min. 50 dropbacks)
Uncatchable passes ÷ total pass attempts
1. Michael Penix - 36.2 percent
2. J.J. McCarthy - 36.1 percent
3. Davis Mills - 35.4 percent
Uncatchable pass rate among QBs (min. 50 dropbacks)
Uncatchable passes ÷ total pass attempts
1. Michael Penix - 36.2 percent
2. J.J. McCarthy - 36.1 percent
3. Davis Mills - 35.4 percent
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Look at my guy Drake Maye, a master of catchability
This game is so stinky it has me checking the calendar to make sure it isn’t Thursday again
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This game is so stinky it has me checking the calendar to make sure it isn’t Thursday again
I don’t care enough about basketball to watch the NBA in October/November, but it is a delight to hear “Roundball Rock” during the promos on SNF
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I don’t care enough about basketball to watch the NBA in October/November, but it is a delight to hear “Roundball Rock” during the promos on SNF
Sunday night can check
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sunday night can check
Alright I’m gonna be in Cincinnati in a couple weeks for Pats-Bengals (and possibly we may also try to go to UC-BYU?), so I am taking any and all recommendations for what to do and where to eat/drink if there are any Cincy people seeing this
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Alright I’m gonna be in Cincinnati in a couple weeks for Pats-Bengals (and possibly we may also try to go to UC-BYU?), so I am taking any and all recommendations for what to do and where to eat/drink if there are any Cincy people seeing this
Oh cool, the AI slop Coke ad is back
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Oh cool, the AI slop Coke ad is back