The Orders of Hermes Official
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The one and only. Oldest and grandest order of ritual magick and true wizardry. This world has secret truths enigmatic, occult, and esoteric. These truths are not secret to us.
Ooc: here me out, i fully believe, that memestocks, nfts, all of this web3 movement, are the virtual adepts pulling pranks on the syndicate, like, i cant believe that in the world of mage any of this is sincere
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ooc: here me out, i fully believe, that memestocks, nfts, all of this web3 movement, are the virtual adepts pulling pranks on the syndicate, like, i cant believe that in the world of mage any of this is sincere
Ooc: goddamit i guess im writing mage: the musical now
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ooc: goddamit i guess im writing mage: the musical now
This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen.
#gnome.chat gnome.chat/wizards-chan...
Found this little place on the web, might make a haven here for me and pals.
Found this little place on the web, might make a haven here for me and pals.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen.
Slay.
Also, is it true that yall can do vampire chronomancy? A colleague mine has made the claim but refuses to site their source. I myself dont believe it.
Also, is it true that yall can do vampire chronomancy? A colleague mine has made the claim but refuses to site their source. I myself dont believe it.
I don't think I'll ever get the hang of social media. Attempting to message me on any app is useless. My phone is always on silent and I never respond to texts. I will never be quickly or easily accessible but I got a P.O box! Write me a letter and I'll get back to you in a few weeks? Best I can do.
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Slay.
Also, is it true that yall can do vampire chronomancy? A colleague mine has made the claim but refuses to site their source. I myself dont believe it.
Also, is it true that yall can do vampire chronomancy? A colleague mine has made the claim but refuses to site their source. I myself dont believe it.
The virtual adept that developed a rote
That uses a fursona as the tool.
That makes any attempt to find them redirect to a random fera,
A rote derivative of the hermetic process of the true name.
I swear when i find this person and not some random werewolf Its a duel on sight
That uses a fursona as the tool.
That makes any attempt to find them redirect to a random fera,
A rote derivative of the hermetic process of the true name.
I swear when i find this person and not some random werewolf Its a duel on sight
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The virtual adept that developed a rote
That uses a fursona as the tool.
That makes any attempt to find them redirect to a random fera,
A rote derivative of the hermetic process of the true name.
I swear when i find this person and not some random werewolf Its a duel on sight
That uses a fursona as the tool.
That makes any attempt to find them redirect to a random fera,
A rote derivative of the hermetic process of the true name.
I swear when i find this person and not some random werewolf Its a duel on sight
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Or you can do real paganism and sacrifice a chicken to saturn.
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Or you can do real paganism and sacrifice a chicken to saturn.
Unless you need to consume a certain amount of gold for a ritual, and then go with the steak to get the gold down.
If you ever get the chance to try a gold steak, don't. This is the worst thing I've ever had and just ruins a perfectly good steak
These stupid trends have to end
These stupid trends have to end
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Unless you need to consume a certain amount of gold for a ritual, and then go with the steak to get the gold down.
For a moment i misread the title, and i thought you were talking about conservationism, and i thought “damn, wyrm propaganda on my dashboard”
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
For a moment i misread the title, and i thought you were talking about conservationism, and i thought “damn, wyrm propaganda on my dashboard”
Hey wait aminute whats the goddamed vampire police again, camara? I dont know but isnt your whole existence publically available on this app a masquerade violation?(apprentice)
I mean, it is important for *us* as we need to keep the Masquerade on lockdown
Your lot suffer less from a containment breach of data. It almost, sorta kinda, sometimes, can actually help you do your shenanigans.
Your lot suffer less from a containment breach of data. It almost, sorta kinda, sometimes, can actually help you do your shenanigans.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hey wait aminute whats the goddamed vampire police again, camara? I dont know but isnt your whole existence publically available on this app a masquerade violation?(apprentice)
Because it makes you mad, and no other reason(apprentice)
Why do people born in the 21st century use Quote-Reposting instead of just, like, replying in thread?
Is it a result of all the microplastics or something?
Is it a result of all the microplastics or something?
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Because it makes you mad, and no other reason(apprentice)
Sure, go and eat a rat or something, i hear they are the equivalent of juiceboxes for your kind.
Also like, maybe just
Also like, maybe just
Operating social media accounts might be one of the least important things that any member of a Mage group does. It's the task they give to the bottom of the totem poll
*thinks about how that reflects on you*
No, yeah, checks out
Not us tho, for us it's flipped.....definitely, definitely flipped
*thinks about how that reflects on you*
No, yeah, checks out
Not us tho, for us it's flipped.....definitely, definitely flipped
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sure, go and eat a rat or something, i hear they are the equivalent of juiceboxes for your kind.
Also like, maybe just
Also like, maybe just
Idk, i didnt know these techbro’s wouldn’t haven’t broke themselves, seeing as they are a “union”
Also I’m 18, and also in college.
Also I’m 18, and also in college.
I wasn't aware that the Order was recruiting as young as secondary school, much less allowing the children access to the social media accounts.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Idk, i didnt know these techbro’s wouldn’t haven’t broke themselves, seeing as they are a “union”
Also I’m 18, and also in college.
Also I’m 18, and also in college.
Do you know how much quintessense is in these kinda shop? I swear they serve as magnets for loose magical items
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Do you know how much quintessense is in these kinda shop? I swear they serve as magnets for loose magical items
Could not be me, love other peoples paradigms
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Could not be me, love other peoples paradigms
So, i was young, 29 years of age, having recently entered into the sixth degree, adeptus minor, i had practice correspondence and i had managed to teleport at the chantry in controlled settings. I had done it a total of 2 times.
So i, as a young fool, thought myself a master of the craft.
So i, as a young fool, thought myself a master of the craft.
Im gonna tell yall the werewolf story in the morning
October 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So, i was young, 29 years of age, having recently entered into the sixth degree, adeptus minor, i had practice correspondence and i had managed to teleport at the chantry in controlled settings. I had done it a total of 2 times.
So i, as a young fool, thought myself a master of the craft.
So i, as a young fool, thought myself a master of the craft.
The virtual adept of the cabal has just finished up the watch party for one Goncharov, i haven’t seen many movies, but this one is pretty good.
October 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The virtual adept of the cabal has just finished up the watch party for one Goncharov, i haven’t seen many movies, but this one is pretty good.
Im gonna tell yall the werewolf story in the morning
October 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Im gonna tell yall the werewolf story in the morning
The progenitors should just leave them alone
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
October 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The progenitors should just leave them alone
Number one looks like a disgraced journalist who now works for sleazy magazines and is in debt to the mob
October 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Number one looks like a disgraced journalist who now works for sleazy magazines and is in debt to the mob
Apprentice here, if you inly want to answer the second part of the question you may
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Apprentice here, if you inly want to answer the second part of the question you may
Apprentice here, feels like i dont know anybody here.
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Apprentice here, feels like i dont know anybody here.
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A poem for this evening
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A poem for this evening
Both
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Both
They don’t make laws like they used to anymore
Fun fact: in Connecticut it's legal to commit murder *but* only if you use a specific dagger they keep locked up in Hartford.
In order to legally commit murder you would first have to heist the ritual dagger, which *is* a crime.
The dagger has been heisted only twice in the past 360 years.
In order to legally commit murder you would first have to heist the ritual dagger, which *is* a crime.
The dagger has been heisted only twice in the past 360 years.
October 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They don’t make laws like they used to anymore