HouseTremere
@housetremere.bsky.social
Mage, Usurper, Chess Expert, Shitposter
Use of "//" indicates out of character
No GenAI. All my posts are my own creation, warts and all.
Use of "//" indicates out of character
No GenAI. All my posts are my own creation, warts and all.
Pinned
I'm pretty sure 0 people who follow me will get this, but, who says I do these things for you? What, just cause I'm publicly posting it so you can see it, you think it's for you?
*You're So Vain plays in the background*
Chess Openings by Clan:
Tremere - The Vienna Gambit, for obvious reasons
*You're So Vain plays in the background*
Chess Openings by Clan:
Tremere - The Vienna Gambit, for obvious reasons
//Job recruiters who take their sweet time in responding don't give their org a great first impression
"We will check the availability you sent us [2 weeks ago, after round 2 interview] and try to setup a day1 observation shift"
"cool, my availability has changed since then, here's my new avail"
"We will check the availability you sent us [2 weeks ago, after round 2 interview] and try to setup a day1 observation shift"
"cool, my availability has changed since then, here's my new avail"
February 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
//Job recruiters who take their sweet time in responding don't give their org a great first impression
"We will check the availability you sent us [2 weeks ago, after round 2 interview] and try to setup a day1 observation shift"
"cool, my availability has changed since then, here's my new avail"
"We will check the availability you sent us [2 weeks ago, after round 2 interview] and try to setup a day1 observation shift"
"cool, my availability has changed since then, here's my new avail"
Michael finally admits he is Banksy, after spending a good deal of time talking about the time-travelling penny from 2027 that he has.
(admission around 43:40)
(admission around 43:40)
How Big Is A Piece Of Chocolate?
YouTube video by The Rest Is Science
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Michael finally admits he is Banksy, after spending a good deal of time talking about the time-travelling penny from 2027 that he has.
(admission around 43:40)
(admission around 43:40)
Reposted by HouseTremere
If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President
February 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
If a Prince can be held accountable, so can a President
//What are your favorite magical/enchanted items you have seen in a VtM game?
IIRC, there are no V5 RAW for magic items -- minus ones that get buffs from Disciplines -- e.g. One With The Blade or Shaft of Belated Dissolution
Which is fair; magic items are much more a MtA thing, or rarely WtA thing
IIRC, there are no V5 RAW for magic items -- minus ones that get buffs from Disciplines -- e.g. One With The Blade or Shaft of Belated Dissolution
Which is fair; magic items are much more a MtA thing, or rarely WtA thing
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
//What are your favorite magical/enchanted items you have seen in a VtM game?
IIRC, there are no V5 RAW for magic items -- minus ones that get buffs from Disciplines -- e.g. One With The Blade or Shaft of Belated Dissolution
Which is fair; magic items are much more a MtA thing, or rarely WtA thing
IIRC, there are no V5 RAW for magic items -- minus ones that get buffs from Disciplines -- e.g. One With The Blade or Shaft of Belated Dissolution
Which is fair; magic items are much more a MtA thing, or rarely WtA thing
Ya hear that, @thetechnocracy.bsky.social and @order-of-hermes.bsky.social
Paradigm stubbornness is bad!
Be flexible, like centuries old Kindred....
Paradigm stubbornness is bad!
Be flexible, like centuries old Kindred....
We're not going to all come to share one view, and if you think we are, there is something *fucked* with your approach.
But we can collect a bunch, and have favourites.
Anyway, serious face off, back to fucking about.
4/
But we can collect a bunch, and have favourites.
Anyway, serious face off, back to fucking about.
4/
February 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Ya hear that, @thetechnocracy.bsky.social and @order-of-hermes.bsky.social
Paradigm stubbornness is bad!
Be flexible, like centuries old Kindred....
Paradigm stubbornness is bad!
Be flexible, like centuries old Kindred....
The Expanse in VtM:
Earth - Camarilla
Mars - Sabbat
OPA - Anarch
Holden - Salubri
Alex - Toreador
Amos - Brujah
Naomi - Trujah
Bobbi - Gangrel
Miller - Banu Haqim
Avasarala - Ventrue
Dawes - Lasombra
Errinwright - Tremere
Jules Mao - Ventrue (antitribu)
Ashford - Nosferatu
Volovodov - Lasombra
Earth - Camarilla
Mars - Sabbat
OPA - Anarch
Holden - Salubri
Alex - Toreador
Amos - Brujah
Naomi - Trujah
Bobbi - Gangrel
Miller - Banu Haqim
Avasarala - Ventrue
Dawes - Lasombra
Errinwright - Tremere
Jules Mao - Ventrue (antitribu)
Ashford - Nosferatu
Volovodov - Lasombra
a man in a hard hat is standing in a dark room with the words doors and corners kid below him
ALT: a man in a hard hat is standing in a dark room with the words doors and corners kid below him
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
The Expanse in VtM:
Earth - Camarilla
Mars - Sabbat
OPA - Anarch
Holden - Salubri
Alex - Toreador
Amos - Brujah
Naomi - Trujah
Bobbi - Gangrel
Miller - Banu Haqim
Avasarala - Ventrue
Dawes - Lasombra
Errinwright - Tremere
Jules Mao - Ventrue (antitribu)
Ashford - Nosferatu
Volovodov - Lasombra
Earth - Camarilla
Mars - Sabbat
OPA - Anarch
Holden - Salubri
Alex - Toreador
Amos - Brujah
Naomi - Trujah
Bobbi - Gangrel
Miller - Banu Haqim
Avasarala - Ventrue
Dawes - Lasombra
Errinwright - Tremere
Jules Mao - Ventrue (antitribu)
Ashford - Nosferatu
Volovodov - Lasombra
"If the impossible were possible, would you do it?" (AI cant make great & watchable movies)
"If people could be removed from making art, would you let a money printer print money for you by claiming to be art?"
"Hey artists, confirm for me the 98th Rule of Acquisition: every man has his price"
"If people could be removed from making art, would you let a money printer print money for you by claiming to be art?"
"Hey artists, confirm for me the 98th Rule of Acquisition: every man has his price"
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
"If the impossible were possible, would you do it?" (AI cant make great & watchable movies)
"If people could be removed from making art, would you let a money printer print money for you by claiming to be art?"
"Hey artists, confirm for me the 98th Rule of Acquisition: every man has his price"
"If people could be removed from making art, would you let a money printer print money for you by claiming to be art?"
"Hey artists, confirm for me the 98th Rule of Acquisition: every man has his price"
I really like this substitution method. Explains the addict-like behavior these AI hype bros just wont STFU about.
Also, it works in the other direction too:
"RFK: I used to snort AI off toilet seats"
Also, it works in the other direction too:
"RFK: I used to snort AI off toilet seats"
February 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I really like this substitution method. Explains the addict-like behavior these AI hype bros just wont STFU about.
Also, it works in the other direction too:
"RFK: I used to snort AI off toilet seats"
Also, it works in the other direction too:
"RFK: I used to snort AI off toilet seats"
advertise your account with a gif …
February 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
advertise your account with a gif …
Brainstorm me some good locations to be Elysium
My brain automatically says "hotel ballroom" or "back room night club" but Im looking to change it up.
What are some of your favorite Elysium locations?
My brain automatically says "hotel ballroom" or "back room night club" but Im looking to change it up.
What are some of your favorite Elysium locations?
February 16, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Brainstorm me some good locations to be Elysium
My brain automatically says "hotel ballroom" or "back room night club" but Im looking to change it up.
What are some of your favorite Elysium locations?
My brain automatically says "hotel ballroom" or "back room night club" but Im looking to change it up.
What are some of your favorite Elysium locations?
I've been thinking about Blackjack
It's a game where, even w/ correct strategy, the House *always* retains an advantage (assuming a freshly shuffled deck between every single hand, meaning card-counting doesn't work)
Why is this? Why can't the player merely copy the dealers strategy to break even?
It's a game where, even w/ correct strategy, the House *always* retains an advantage (assuming a freshly shuffled deck between every single hand, meaning card-counting doesn't work)
Why is this? Why can't the player merely copy the dealers strategy to break even?
February 16, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I've been thinking about Blackjack
It's a game where, even w/ correct strategy, the House *always* retains an advantage (assuming a freshly shuffled deck between every single hand, meaning card-counting doesn't work)
Why is this? Why can't the player merely copy the dealers strategy to break even?
It's a game where, even w/ correct strategy, the House *always* retains an advantage (assuming a freshly shuffled deck between every single hand, meaning card-counting doesn't work)
Why is this? Why can't the player merely copy the dealers strategy to break even?
//Ha! Nice to see Bobby Singer's spirit survived into the time of The Expanse.
February 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
//Ha! Nice to see Bobby Singer's spirit survived into the time of The Expanse.
Goddammit @thetechnocracy.bsky.social we thought that was just a one time thing in '99
i cast orbital bombardment
February 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Goddammit @thetechnocracy.bsky.social we thought that was just a one time thing in '99
Watching The Expanse.
I know that hard sci-fi is the playground of @thetechnocracy.bsky.social but did you really have to name s2ep6 "Paradigm Shift" ? Talk about on the nose....(boop!)
I know that hard sci-fi is the playground of @thetechnocracy.bsky.social but did you really have to name s2ep6 "Paradigm Shift" ? Talk about on the nose....(boop!)
February 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Watching The Expanse.
I know that hard sci-fi is the playground of @thetechnocracy.bsky.social but did you really have to name s2ep6 "Paradigm Shift" ? Talk about on the nose....(boop!)
I know that hard sci-fi is the playground of @thetechnocracy.bsky.social but did you really have to name s2ep6 "Paradigm Shift" ? Talk about on the nose....(boop!)
This is a good representation of what it feels like to try and conquer a domain held by @clangangrel.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
This is a good representation of what it feels like to try and conquer a domain held by @clangangrel.bsky.social
//The Kindred NPC intimidated the Kindred PC's into ending the fight & letting NPC escape
Little did they know the Kindred NPC was at Hunger 5 and 100% out of dirty tricks. (tbf, they did nearly knock the tank PC into torpor, and still had a chance to do so, even w/o blood buffs or dirty tricks)
Little did they know the Kindred NPC was at Hunger 5 and 100% out of dirty tricks. (tbf, they did nearly knock the tank PC into torpor, and still had a chance to do so, even w/o blood buffs or dirty tricks)
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie says " i am ... "
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie says " i am ... "
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
//The Kindred NPC intimidated the Kindred PC's into ending the fight & letting NPC escape
Little did they know the Kindred NPC was at Hunger 5 and 100% out of dirty tricks. (tbf, they did nearly knock the tank PC into torpor, and still had a chance to do so, even w/o blood buffs or dirty tricks)
Little did they know the Kindred NPC was at Hunger 5 and 100% out of dirty tricks. (tbf, they did nearly knock the tank PC into torpor, and still had a chance to do so, even w/o blood buffs or dirty tricks)
//hey @legaleagle.tv do you use GenAI to generate thumbnails for your videos? (or anywhere else in your vids, for that matter?)
I get the feeling that the thumbnail for this video is AI generated (specifically trumps face) and I'd like to hear that I'm wrong, so figured I'd directly ask
I get the feeling that the thumbnail for this video is AI generated (specifically trumps face) and I'd like to hear that I'm wrong, so figured I'd directly ask
Largest Bribe in American History
YouTube video by LegalEagle
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
//hey @legaleagle.tv do you use GenAI to generate thumbnails for your videos? (or anywhere else in your vids, for that matter?)
I get the feeling that the thumbnail for this video is AI generated (specifically trumps face) and I'd like to hear that I'm wrong, so figured I'd directly ask
I get the feeling that the thumbnail for this video is AI generated (specifically trumps face) and I'd like to hear that I'm wrong, so figured I'd directly ask
Too many ghouls, Clan Malkav, too many ghouls!!
(//also, i want to believe this is real; it's amusing. I cannot find any news source saying that this happened. Everything points to IG/reddit posts. A significant part of me thinks this is made up. It *could* be real, but no vids, no news source)
(//also, i want to believe this is real; it's amusing. I cannot find any news source saying that this happened. Everything points to IG/reddit posts. A significant part of me thinks this is made up. It *could* be real, but no vids, no news source)
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Too many ghouls, Clan Malkav, too many ghouls!!
(//also, i want to believe this is real; it's amusing. I cannot find any news source saying that this happened. Everything points to IG/reddit posts. A significant part of me thinks this is made up. It *could* be real, but no vids, no news source)
(//also, i want to believe this is real; it's amusing. I cannot find any news source saying that this happened. Everything points to IG/reddit posts. A significant part of me thinks this is made up. It *could* be real, but no vids, no news source)
If there is one lesson you should learn from VtM it's "make sure you have the right Sire"
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If there is one lesson you should learn from VtM it's "make sure you have the right Sire"
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
Vampires 🧛
Wizards🧙
Chess♟️
Music🎵
Movies📽️
Damn I'm a basic bitch, aint i? Oh well, it makes me happy.
@order-of-hermes.bsky.social
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
@disc0infern0.bsky.social
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
@clangangrel.bsky.social
Vampires 🧛
Wizards🧙
Chess♟️
Music🎵
Movies📽️
Damn I'm a basic bitch, aint i? Oh well, it makes me happy.
@order-of-hermes.bsky.social
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
@disc0infern0.bsky.social
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
@clangangrel.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
Star Wars ✨
Star Trek 🚀
Shadowrun 💴
Dungeons & Dragons ⚔️
Hot, unforgivable sex 🫦
@canray.bsky.social
@bulldrek.bsky.social
@trekkiebill.bsky.social
@dungeonnoir.bsky.social
@housetremere.bsky.social
Star Wars ✨
Star Trek 🚀
Shadowrun 💴
Dungeons & Dragons ⚔️
Hot, unforgivable sex 🫦
@canray.bsky.social
@bulldrek.bsky.social
@trekkiebill.bsky.social
@dungeonnoir.bsky.social
@housetremere.bsky.social
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
Drawing comics ✏️
Petting kitties 🐈
Video games 🎮
Pokemon cards 🎴
Collecting things in general 💖
@dylanarchbold.bsky.social
@darkhalo4321.bsky.social
I'm scared to tag anyone else 🫣 Join in if it suits you!
Drawing comics ✏️
Petting kitties 🐈
Video games 🎮
Pokemon cards 🎴
Collecting things in general 💖
@dylanarchbold.bsky.social
@darkhalo4321.bsky.social
I'm scared to tag anyone else 🫣 Join in if it suits you!
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same
Vampires 🧛
Wizards🧙
Chess♟️
Music🎵
Movies📽️
Damn I'm a basic bitch, aint i? Oh well, it makes me happy.
@order-of-hermes.bsky.social
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
@disc0infern0.bsky.social
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
@clangangrel.bsky.social
Vampires 🧛
Wizards🧙
Chess♟️
Music🎵
Movies📽️
Damn I'm a basic bitch, aint i? Oh well, it makes me happy.
@order-of-hermes.bsky.social
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
@disc0infern0.bsky.social
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
@clangangrel.bsky.social
//Rewatching The Expanse
I forget how great of a character Amos is. Such a fantastic sociopath. Like Titus Pullo, but in space.
Now there's a conversation that'd be interesting to imagine; Titus Pullo meets Amos Burton at a brothel.
I forget how great of a character Amos is. Such a fantastic sociopath. Like Titus Pullo, but in space.
Now there's a conversation that'd be interesting to imagine; Titus Pullo meets Amos Burton at a brothel.
February 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
//Rewatching The Expanse
I forget how great of a character Amos is. Such a fantastic sociopath. Like Titus Pullo, but in space.
Now there's a conversation that'd be interesting to imagine; Titus Pullo meets Amos Burton at a brothel.
I forget how great of a character Amos is. Such a fantastic sociopath. Like Titus Pullo, but in space.
Now there's a conversation that'd be interesting to imagine; Titus Pullo meets Amos Burton at a brothel.
Alright neonates, if you can incorporate triskaidekaphobia into a ritual casting, you won't get any bonus points, nor any style points & the Regent won't approve of you any more than they did before you did that
But you should try to do it anyway. As part of your practice of doing worthless things.
But you should try to do it anyway. As part of your practice of doing worthless things.
February 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Alright neonates, if you can incorporate triskaidekaphobia into a ritual casting, you won't get any bonus points, nor any style points & the Regent won't approve of you any more than they did before you did that
But you should try to do it anyway. As part of your practice of doing worthless things.
But you should try to do it anyway. As part of your practice of doing worthless things.
Lookie here, @vancitybynight.bsky.social I'm not saying you're wrong or anything, just that I feel very attacked right now:
Tremere players #vtm #vampirethemasquerade #wod #dnd #ttrpg #rpg #roleplay #roleplaying #v5 #dnd5e
YouTube video by Vancouver by Night
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February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Lookie here, @vancitybynight.bsky.social I'm not saying you're wrong or anything, just that I feel very attacked right now:
There arent many good chess jokes. Ive looked. Here's a bad one.
"Why did Brutus kill Cesaer?
He was about to queen his pawn." (e2, Brute)
Unrelatedly, what the board looked like before Caine and Abel played:
"Why did Brutus kill Cesaer?
He was about to queen his pawn." (e2, Brute)
Unrelatedly, what the board looked like before Caine and Abel played:
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
There arent many good chess jokes. Ive looked. Here's a bad one.
"Why did Brutus kill Cesaer?
He was about to queen his pawn." (e2, Brute)
Unrelatedly, what the board looked like before Caine and Abel played:
"Why did Brutus kill Cesaer?
He was about to queen his pawn." (e2, Brute)
Unrelatedly, what the board looked like before Caine and Abel played:
