HouseTremere
@housetremere.bsky.social
Mage, Usurper, Chess Expert, Shitposter
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Use of "//" indicates out of character
Pinned
A perfect gift for any Tremere in your unlives:
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A perfect gift for any Tremere in your unlives:
Watching a Brujah argue with a Gangrel be like:
My husband is currently losing an argument with a corgi.
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Watching a Brujah argue with a Gangrel be like:
//applying for jobs when you feel unhealthy is a weird thing to do
when you just want to imagine feeling healthy again, imagining interviewing and/or going to work and feeling bad is, harder
when you just want to imagine feeling healthy again, imagining interviewing and/or going to work and feeling bad is, harder
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
//applying for jobs when you feel unhealthy is a weird thing to do
when you just want to imagine feeling healthy again, imagining interviewing and/or going to work and feeling bad is, harder
when you just want to imagine feeling healthy again, imagining interviewing and/or going to work and feeling bad is, harder
You might think that Greg Davies is the Kindred and little Alex Horne is the Ghoul in that relationship, but youd be mistaken.
This is classic Kindred misdirection. Alex is the TaskMaster, despite Greg grading the tasks. Greg is the TaskJudger
Alex is like Jigsaw, watching up close n personal
This is classic Kindred misdirection. Alex is the TaskMaster, despite Greg grading the tasks. Greg is the TaskJudger
Alex is like Jigsaw, watching up close n personal
two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
ALT: two men are sitting on a throne with owls on the armrests
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November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You might think that Greg Davies is the Kindred and little Alex Horne is the Ghoul in that relationship, but youd be mistaken.
This is classic Kindred misdirection. Alex is the TaskMaster, despite Greg grading the tasks. Greg is the TaskJudger
Alex is like Jigsaw, watching up close n personal
This is classic Kindred misdirection. Alex is the TaskMaster, despite Greg grading the tasks. Greg is the TaskJudger
Alex is like Jigsaw, watching up close n personal
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One of the things that VTM has going for it is a very timely resonance with one of the key components of the source material in Dracula. In the Stoker book, much is made of Dracula having no reflection and no photographic likeness. "Emergent technology" of the era caught Dracula out.
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
One of the things that VTM has going for it is a very timely resonance with one of the key components of the source material in Dracula. In the Stoker book, much is made of Dracula having no reflection and no photographic likeness. "Emergent technology" of the era caught Dracula out.
When the doctors office is showing off that they got Rank2 Dominate:
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
When the doctors office is showing off that they got Rank2 Dominate:
//I dont think ive ever seen a 2 hr movie with less happen in it than Passengers
I knew it wasnt a good movie going into it, but I didnt realize it would be so amazingly empty.
Easily done in 1hr tv show format -- so 42 actual show minutes.
With some work it coulda been a 30 min tv show episode
I knew it wasnt a good movie going into it, but I didnt realize it would be so amazingly empty.
Easily done in 1hr tv show format -- so 42 actual show minutes.
With some work it coulda been a 30 min tv show episode
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
//I dont think ive ever seen a 2 hr movie with less happen in it than Passengers
I knew it wasnt a good movie going into it, but I didnt realize it would be so amazingly empty.
Easily done in 1hr tv show format -- so 42 actual show minutes.
With some work it coulda been a 30 min tv show episode
I knew it wasnt a good movie going into it, but I didnt realize it would be so amazingly empty.
Easily done in 1hr tv show format -- so 42 actual show minutes.
With some work it coulda been a 30 min tv show episode
//Confession:
I have not finished vtmb2, and I have now gotten a new game which I suspect I'll pickup more regularly than vtmb2
This is not to knock it, if you enjoyed it a ton, good im glad. I simply haven't felt the pull to pick the game back up. I'm a lil curious about the story, but only a lil
I have not finished vtmb2, and I have now gotten a new game which I suspect I'll pickup more regularly than vtmb2
This is not to knock it, if you enjoyed it a ton, good im glad. I simply haven't felt the pull to pick the game back up. I'm a lil curious about the story, but only a lil
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
//Confession:
I have not finished vtmb2, and I have now gotten a new game which I suspect I'll pickup more regularly than vtmb2
This is not to knock it, if you enjoyed it a ton, good im glad. I simply haven't felt the pull to pick the game back up. I'm a lil curious about the story, but only a lil
I have not finished vtmb2, and I have now gotten a new game which I suspect I'll pickup more regularly than vtmb2
This is not to knock it, if you enjoyed it a ton, good im glad. I simply haven't felt the pull to pick the game back up. I'm a lil curious about the story, but only a lil
//Deliberately bad service is the only explanation for why my LL sucks as much as they do.
I know it's not *surprising* to anyone, but, jfc it is annoying.
I know it's not *surprising* to anyone, but, jfc it is annoying.
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
//Deliberately bad service is the only explanation for why my LL sucks as much as they do.
I know it's not *surprising* to anyone, but, jfc it is annoying.
I know it's not *surprising* to anyone, but, jfc it is annoying.
This is what happens when you let Malkavians claim Vsauce:
A Cosmic Coincidence
YouTube video by Vsauce
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November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is what happens when you let Malkavians claim Vsauce:
You know what's not illegal to say?
"with a mortar launcher"
it's its own sentence
it might be an incomplete sentence, but it's its own thing
"with a mortar launcher"
it's its own sentence
it might be an incomplete sentence, but it's its own thing
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You know what's not illegal to say?
"with a mortar launcher"
it's its own sentence
it might be an incomplete sentence, but it's its own thing
"with a mortar launcher"
it's its own sentence
it might be an incomplete sentence, but it's its own thing
Jason got heart.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Jason got heart.
//In the H5 game, one of the PC's is a Mad Doctor type, who has been "taking samples" of supernatural creatures to make serums powered off their various abilities
He once got some samples from a Dauntain. Some 10? 15? 20? sessions ago
while the party was in a unrelated, 100% Chimerical Realm...
He once got some samples from a Dauntain. Some 10? 15? 20? sessions ago
while the party was in a unrelated, 100% Chimerical Realm...
Dauntain
The Dauntain are the changelings who, unable to cope with the fae reality, fled to the safety of Banality. Their perceptions are twisted by their own fears. There are two types of Dauntain, the ones w...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
//In the H5 game, one of the PC's is a Mad Doctor type, who has been "taking samples" of supernatural creatures to make serums powered off their various abilities
He once got some samples from a Dauntain. Some 10? 15? 20? sessions ago
while the party was in a unrelated, 100% Chimerical Realm...
He once got some samples from a Dauntain. Some 10? 15? 20? sessions ago
while the party was in a unrelated, 100% Chimerical Realm...
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#TremereSongs (Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings)
Tremere is a vampire
Forced to drain
Secret Usurpers
Now only killed by the flames
And what do we get
For our pain?
Immortal lifetimes
Thanks to a piece of Caine
Tremere is a vampire
Forced to drain
Secret Usurpers
Now only killed by the flames
And what do we get
For our pain?
Immortal lifetimes
Thanks to a piece of Caine
January 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#TremereSongs (Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings)
Tremere is a vampire
Forced to drain
Secret Usurpers
Now only killed by the flames
And what do we get
For our pain?
Immortal lifetimes
Thanks to a piece of Caine
Tremere is a vampire
Forced to drain
Secret Usurpers
Now only killed by the flames
And what do we get
For our pain?
Immortal lifetimes
Thanks to a piece of Caine
Lol at that bump in 2018/2019
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Lol at that bump in 2018/2019
//It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
job posting online, offering $22/hr but with a requirement that the applicant have a JD
what are they smoking? jfc.
job posting online, offering $22/hr but with a requirement that the applicant have a JD
what are they smoking? jfc.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
//It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.
job posting online, offering $22/hr but with a requirement that the applicant have a JD
what are they smoking? jfc.
job posting online, offering $22/hr but with a requirement that the applicant have a JD
what are they smoking? jfc.
🎵Run boy run! This world is not made for you
Run boy run! They're trying to catch you
Run boy run! Running is a victory
Run boy run! Beauty lays behind the hills
Run boy run! The sun will be guiding you
Run boy run! They're dying to stop you🎵
Run boy run! They're trying to catch you
Run boy run! Running is a victory
Run boy run! Beauty lays behind the hills
Run boy run! The sun will be guiding you
Run boy run! They're dying to stop you🎵
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
🎵Run boy run! This world is not made for you
Run boy run! They're trying to catch you
Run boy run! Running is a victory
Run boy run! Beauty lays behind the hills
Run boy run! The sun will be guiding you
Run boy run! They're dying to stop you🎵
Run boy run! They're trying to catch you
Run boy run! Running is a victory
Run boy run! Beauty lays behind the hills
Run boy run! The sun will be guiding you
Run boy run! They're dying to stop you🎵
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I'm in a debate with a copyeditor about the correct word for a group of vampires. Yes, we are publishing a serious scholarly text here.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm in a debate with a copyeditor about the correct word for a group of vampires. Yes, we are publishing a serious scholarly text here.
When a Childe asks their Sire why The Accounting lasts so long:
As an adult, the main problem in my life is how unsupervised I am
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
When a Childe asks their Sire why The Accounting lasts so long:
//I will never feel bad about my filking skills again. At least my shitty filks only get seen by like, idk, a dozen of you, maybe 2 dozen?
youtu.be/xvyjsqFiDas?...
youtu.be/xvyjsqFiDas?...
Desi & Troy Recap MAGA’s Night of Flops at the Fox Nation Patriot Awards | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
//I will never feel bad about my filking skills again. At least my shitty filks only get seen by like, idk, a dozen of you, maybe 2 dozen?
youtu.be/xvyjsqFiDas?...
youtu.be/xvyjsqFiDas?...
*laughs in Etrius*
[3/3]
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
6. Wizard whose powers kind of suck, but who insists they're the greatest in the land, and you can't prove otherwise because you don't know any other wizards
7. Wizard who wishes to make it clear that they advised against this and will not be held responsible for the consequences
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
*laughs in Etrius*
Attention: A minor boon is offered by House Tremere to any Kindred who can provide us with the Mortal name that Cuthbert Beckett was born to.
An additional boon is for anyone who can confirm the name of his actual Gangrel Sire.
Anyone telling us it is Aristotle de Laurent will be Lure of Flamed
An additional boon is for anyone who can confirm the name of his actual Gangrel Sire.
Anyone telling us it is Aristotle de Laurent will be Lure of Flamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Attention: A minor boon is offered by House Tremere to any Kindred who can provide us with the Mortal name that Cuthbert Beckett was born to.
An additional boon is for anyone who can confirm the name of his actual Gangrel Sire.
Anyone telling us it is Aristotle de Laurent will be Lure of Flamed
An additional boon is for anyone who can confirm the name of his actual Gangrel Sire.
Anyone telling us it is Aristotle de Laurent will be Lure of Flamed
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!
In fact, one of the best-known depictions of robots features a humanoid model that is comically incapable of doing anything and a non-humanoid little guy who constantly saves the day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!
Im at the, er, attacked by the Gangrel. Im attacked by the Iteration-X. Im attacked by the combination Gangrel & Iteration-X.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Im at the, er, attacked by the Gangrel. Im attacked by the Iteration-X. Im attacked by the combination Gangrel & Iteration-X.