sometimes I think about how mom struggled to put food on the table and how dad told me to stop tripping her

On Bluesky a post is called a Bost

I have spoken

A person I met on the subway told me it’s ok to eat cake everyday as long as I only eat cookies on the wknds. I am seeking no further nutrition advice at this time.

Don’t forget to add the Washington Post to your MAGA block lists

It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you

This isn’t just four guys eating “free” McDonald’s—it’s the same people who want to control where you spend, what you eat, and how you live. They chow down on $200 of fast food while promising to regulate your choices. And the Johnson behind them begging to join in on our suffering.

Does everyone in Trump’s orbit go to the same plastic surgeon? Is there like ‘The Guy’ that does the ‘MAGA look’?

Try this: move the BlueSky app icon to where your Twitter icon is. Then slide your Twitter icon off your main screen. You’ll notice a vast improvement in your blood pressure.

do you guys also hate pants

All right, my Twitter account has been completely deleted.

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

Pro tip. If you invest years into a friendship, sacrificing you own family and work obligations because that friend was always in crisis and the minute you set any kind of limit, that friend kicks you to the curb, they were never a friend, they were a user.

I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.

Mike how about a little nibble for old time's sake?

i love netflix bc where else can i watch emily go to paris and also a close up of a q tip in a lady boxer’s eye gash

BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming

America didn’t deserve them.

I'm pretty sure, "Your body, my choice" isn't in the Bible.

This place isn't overrun by hate and doesn't deprioritize news and politics. So far, so good.