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tripped and hit my head on a magical orb
oh I'm supposed to read the other responses before posting in your replies? well what if i can't read, bozo?
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
haha get his ass
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.

He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
She didn't not commit fraud
what
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Jacob elordi is the worst thing that's happened to short men since the invention of basketball
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh no I'm older than every spider on earth now
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
she was fearless and crazier than him. she was his queen. and god help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh captain my captain
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Turns out reactionary boomers can't order young people to participate in their idiotic society. Even if a majority of the population supports you overall, you still can't afford to alienated a large part of the youth
💥Viktor Orbán’s demographic strategy is a disaster. Over the past decade, 37.8% of Hungary’s population decline was due to emigration to other EU countries. Hungary is losing the competition to retain its own citizens while birth rates tank. Read Direkt36's in-depth article on @vsquare.bsky.social👇
Inside Viktor Orbán’s Failure to Achieve His Demographic Goal - VSquare.org
The Prime Minister has long said that he would like to grow the population of Hungary without bringing in immigrants. Recently, births have fallen, but the number of people leaving the country has als...
vsquare.org
July 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I am become normal, wearer of shirts
July 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Somebody tell her she used to be prime minister, she must have blocked the memory
It’s odd to me that “we need to restore Christian values to Europe” is not coded as anti-Semitic even though it is, quite literally, anti-semitism’s original form.
June 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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"your father and I want to talk to you about the rebellion magazines we found in your room"
May 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's orb time baby
The Orb Will See You Now
May 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why haven't i invented a viral TikTok food fad yet? Crazy shit like "water based cooking" pops into my head all the time
They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
May 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Can't wait to see what Tony Gilroy does next. Something called behemoth with Oscar Isaac I guess. I'm in!
May 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Getting rich to talk to stav bot all day
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Tfw the most clearly sophisticated yet weirdly disrespected iteration of the new Star Wars stuff gets backfilled with two dozen hours of the best storytelling in recent memory
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Pov du bist auf dem Fahrradweg gelaufen
Mein Löwe mein Bär mein Kanzler
May 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Mein Löwe mein Bär mein Kanzler
May 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM