Optimus Christ
@optimuschrist.bsky.social
First of his name, leader of the automots, Queen of the Druids
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
Stranger Things secret episode confirmed:
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Stranger Things secret episode confirmed:
Gosh. You guys are being really unchill about us just grabbing and disappearing people without due process. Can't you just be cool with it?
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Gosh. You guys are being really unchill about us just grabbing and disappearing people without due process. Can't you just be cool with it?
Oh, good to see all that ICE stuff has improved, and things are all better in MN.
Immigration agents draw guns and arrest activists following them in Minneapolis
Immigration officers with guns drawn arrested some activists who were trailing their vehicles Tuesday in Minneapolis.
apnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Oh, good to see all that ICE stuff has improved, and things are all better in MN.
Another paid agitator by the looks of it. "Phil" couldn't even present his papers when questioned.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Another paid agitator by the looks of it. "Phil" couldn't even present his papers when questioned.
Brand new sentence
January 27, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Brand new sentence
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Here me out guys. We create a Nobel prize for everything we want trump to do. I'd like nominate him for the first annual "Dismantle ICE and stop the gestapo bullshit" prize
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Here me out guys. We create a Nobel prize for everything we want trump to do. I'd like nominate him for the first annual "Dismantle ICE and stop the gestapo bullshit" prize
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
Democratic leadership every time Trump does something blatenly illegal.
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Democratic leadership every time Trump does something blatenly illegal.
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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wow FIFA just announced they're awarding Donald Trump their first annual Not Criminally Implicated By The Epstein Files prize
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
wow FIFA just announced they're awarding Donald Trump their first annual Not Criminally Implicated By The Epstein Files prize
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I’m white but not "puts reindeer antlers on my car" white
December 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m white but not "puts reindeer antlers on my car" white
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Mamdami comes to DC:
Dems: SOCIALISM IS EVIL 😡
Trump: OMG guys meet my new best buddy 😃
Dems: SOCIALISM IS EVIL 😡
Trump: OMG guys meet my new best buddy 😃
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Mamdami comes to DC:
Dems: SOCIALISM IS EVIL 😡
Trump: OMG guys meet my new best buddy 😃
Dems: SOCIALISM IS EVIL 😡
Trump: OMG guys meet my new best buddy 😃
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