Chelsea
@opiateoftheassman.bsky.social
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my New Year’s resolution is to never shut the fuck up
January 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my New Year’s resolution is to never shut the fuck up
Did a thing. Accidentally
January 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Did a thing. Accidentally
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I think this is one of my favourite colourful climate chart type things, because it depicts two things at once:
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I think this is one of my favourite colourful climate chart type things, because it depicts two things at once:
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
- Things are going to get worse, no matter what
- The degree to which they get worse depends on decisions made today
theconversation.com/my-new-dark-... by @edhawkins.org
Update: I drained the washing machine and put the water in the bucket and even emptied the bucket.
The machine is still broken and so is my mind thanks to my house being a wreck from all of these issues, but I can fill a bucket with water and rescue my clothes! Employers please take note
The machine is still broken and so is my mind thanks to my house being a wreck from all of these issues, but I can fill a bucket with water and rescue my clothes! Employers please take note
Had an autistic meltdown last night when my washing machine suddenly stopped working and filled the house with a horrible putrid burning plastic smell. It was hard enough to do laundry in the first place, now this??
January 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Update: I drained the washing machine and put the water in the bucket and even emptied the bucket.
The machine is still broken and so is my mind thanks to my house being a wreck from all of these issues, but I can fill a bucket with water and rescue my clothes! Employers please take note
The machine is still broken and so is my mind thanks to my house being a wreck from all of these issues, but I can fill a bucket with water and rescue my clothes! Employers please take note
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I think one of the things that increasingly bothers me about the Online Left in the United States - especially the Online white Left - is the number of people here not for praxis, not for coalition building, not to educate and inform, but to Be Correct.
January 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think one of the things that increasingly bothers me about the Online Left in the United States - especially the Online white Left - is the number of people here not for praxis, not for coalition building, not to educate and inform, but to Be Correct.
One of the most paradoxical things I collect is socks... considering the fact they're a sensory nightmare and I go out of my way to not wear them. I wear MAYBE three pairs a week in the dead of winter.
How many pairs do I own? Over thirty 🙄
How many pairs do I own? Over thirty 🙄
January 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One of the most paradoxical things I collect is socks... considering the fact they're a sensory nightmare and I go out of my way to not wear them. I wear MAYBE three pairs a week in the dead of winter.
How many pairs do I own? Over thirty 🙄
How many pairs do I own? Over thirty 🙄
I have a Google PHONE it's over for me
“enjoy getting your data stolen by china” girl i have a google account there is nothing you could do to my data that hasn’t already been done
January 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I have a Google PHONE it's over for me
Had an autistic meltdown last night when my washing machine suddenly stopped working and filled the house with a horrible putrid burning plastic smell. It was hard enough to do laundry in the first place, now this??
January 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Had an autistic meltdown last night when my washing machine suddenly stopped working and filled the house with a horrible putrid burning plastic smell. It was hard enough to do laundry in the first place, now this??
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well, you know what they say: the best laid grapes are full of wrath
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
well, you know what they say: the best laid grapes are full of wrath
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I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
January 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think instead of saying “namaste” at yoga we should say “ohhh BIG stretch” like we do with our pets
I've tried out telling people I'm autistic in situations where it's relevant as part of unmasking.
Anybody else notice that people tend to just treat you like a child after? Or get pissed off?
Anybody else notice that people tend to just treat you like a child after? Or get pissed off?
January 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I've tried out telling people I'm autistic in situations where it's relevant as part of unmasking.
Anybody else notice that people tend to just treat you like a child after? Or get pissed off?
Anybody else notice that people tend to just treat you like a child after? Or get pissed off?
It's so nice to have a partner who is willing to educate himself on issues that are important to me. All I have to do is send him an article and he sets aside the time to read it
I spent so much of my young life desperately trying to get men to give a shit about basic issues like feminism
I spent so much of my young life desperately trying to get men to give a shit about basic issues like feminism
January 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's so nice to have a partner who is willing to educate himself on issues that are important to me. All I have to do is send him an article and he sets aside the time to read it
I spent so much of my young life desperately trying to get men to give a shit about basic issues like feminism
I spent so much of my young life desperately trying to get men to give a shit about basic issues like feminism
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I dunno why people get so angry at insurance companies when hospitals are clearly owned by Big Apple Juice
January 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I dunno why people get so angry at insurance companies when hospitals are clearly owned by Big Apple Juice
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That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
January 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That guilt you feel about not being able to support every GoFundMe for folks who are suffering?
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
That’s actually rage at a corrupt system refusing to support its people - a rage carefully steered away from the system so you struggle with yourself & not with the institutions that deserve it
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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I have meeting w/ bankruptcy trustee and my lawyer on 21st, I am concerned that trustee will say I don’t have enough income or savings to enter resettlement w/mortgage company.
PayPal: .me/jamiegc89
CA: JamieGenovese
#fundraiser #trans #disabled #helpsky
tinyurl.com/Save-Our-House
Help a Trans Couple Save Their House
Help a disabled trans couple file bankruptcy to save their home.
tinyurl.com
January 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I have meeting w/ bankruptcy trustee and my lawyer on 21st, I am concerned that trustee will say I don’t have enough income or savings to enter resettlement w/mortgage company.
PayPal: .me/jamiegc89
CA: JamieGenovese
#fundraiser #trans #disabled #helpsky
tinyurl.com/Save-Our-House
My BF installed a second monitor for Girlfriend Vision™️ so I can watch Sonic Adventure DX
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My BF installed a second monitor for Girlfriend Vision™️ so I can watch Sonic Adventure DX
I'm looking for creative ventures. If any of my 15 friends have shoes or sneakers that they've wanted to have custom painted, please let me try!!
I'm not a shoe person so any shoes I paint for myself will probably either languish in the closet or immediately get garden dirt on them
I'm not a shoe person so any shoes I paint for myself will probably either languish in the closet or immediately get garden dirt on them
January 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm looking for creative ventures. If any of my 15 friends have shoes or sneakers that they've wanted to have custom painted, please let me try!!
I'm not a shoe person so any shoes I paint for myself will probably either languish in the closet or immediately get garden dirt on them
I'm not a shoe person so any shoes I paint for myself will probably either languish in the closet or immediately get garden dirt on them
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2025 is gonna be the most “editor sent it back for being too on the nose” year in human history
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
2025 is gonna be the most “editor sent it back for being too on the nose” year in human history
I think I'm done catastrophizing about my car being dead. I've been saying I need more social interaction and public transportation never ceases to deliver!! And I'll be getting more of that damn "exercise" everyone is always raving about
January 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I think I'm done catastrophizing about my car being dead. I've been saying I need more social interaction and public transportation never ceases to deliver!! And I'll be getting more of that damn "exercise" everyone is always raving about
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no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
Day one of being stuck in house due to car dying:
I didn't have any plans today, but the fact I'm trapped makes this unbearable.
There is nothing located within walking distance of this house thanks to suburbia so I'm basically a glorified houseplant for my partner from now on I guess??
I didn't have any plans today, but the fact I'm trapped makes this unbearable.
There is nothing located within walking distance of this house thanks to suburbia so I'm basically a glorified houseplant for my partner from now on I guess??
January 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Day one of being stuck in house due to car dying:
I didn't have any plans today, but the fact I'm trapped makes this unbearable.
There is nothing located within walking distance of this house thanks to suburbia so I'm basically a glorified houseplant for my partner from now on I guess??
I didn't have any plans today, but the fact I'm trapped makes this unbearable.
There is nothing located within walking distance of this house thanks to suburbia so I'm basically a glorified houseplant for my partner from now on I guess??
This is one of the many reasons I am a police abolitionist. This is a systemic problem and I live right in the middle of one of the worst hot spots.
Police killed more people this year than any other year on record, killing 3.4 people per day nationwide. mappingpoliceviolence.us
January 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is one of the many reasons I am a police abolitionist. This is a systemic problem and I live right in the middle of one of the worst hot spots.
My gynecologist mistakenly prescribed me the drug megestrol instead of birth control. This is normally prescribed to help CANCER PATIENTS with severe weight loss / uterine bleeding
I've been taking it fOR TWO MONTHS
A DRUG that causes adrenal suppression WHEN YOU QUIT IT!!!!!!!
I've been taking it fOR TWO MONTHS
A DRUG that causes adrenal suppression WHEN YOU QUIT IT!!!!!!!
January 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My gynecologist mistakenly prescribed me the drug megestrol instead of birth control. This is normally prescribed to help CANCER PATIENTS with severe weight loss / uterine bleeding
I've been taking it fOR TWO MONTHS
A DRUG that causes adrenal suppression WHEN YOU QUIT IT!!!!!!!
I've been taking it fOR TWO MONTHS
A DRUG that causes adrenal suppression WHEN YOU QUIT IT!!!!!!!
Getting humbled in the Cici's pizza rn
Every time I hear a song I like I think "this is amazing!" and look it up only to find out it's a wildly popular song I've just never heard. I just Shazam'd "Pink Pony Club" ffs
Every time I hear a song I like I think "this is amazing!" and look it up only to find out it's a wildly popular song I've just never heard. I just Shazam'd "Pink Pony Club" ffs
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Getting humbled in the Cici's pizza rn
Every time I hear a song I like I think "this is amazing!" and look it up only to find out it's a wildly popular song I've just never heard. I just Shazam'd "Pink Pony Club" ffs
Every time I hear a song I like I think "this is amazing!" and look it up only to find out it's a wildly popular song I've just never heard. I just Shazam'd "Pink Pony Club" ffs