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RealOnionWars
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I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!

🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.]

#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
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I'm fucking seriously not at all OK with this bullshit.

As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.

We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.

There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
🤨 How about we get Congress to expand the statute of limitations for federal crimes?!

#ExpandTheStatute
#RuleOfLaw
#MAGAcrimes
#NotGreat
The US government under Trump is an epic money laundering scheme. They’re robbing the taxpayers blind for crap nobody asked for!
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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No war with Venezuela!
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.

He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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GOP Rep. McCaul says he would advise Ukraine not to sign Trump's current peace plan

"I would not advise Ukraine to sign" the 28-point plan, he said.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/gop...
GOP Rep. McCaul says he would advise Ukraine not to sign Trump's current peace plan
GOP Rep. McCaul said Sunday he would advise against Ukraine signing the peace proposal that President Donald Trump has offered to end its war with Russia.
abcnews.go.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Praeli: I think what you see across the country is that families are facing skyrocketing prices for food, housing, child care, elder care — and immigration policies are directly tied to these.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Friday: former Reform leader in Wales is jailed for accepting bribes to spout pro-Russia propaganda.

Sunday:
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Why did the Kremlin choose @Axios as their vehicle to manipulate US foreign policy by laundering their propaganda, and what are they going to do about it?
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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I can't put into the words the visceral hatred I feel towards the administration in the US. The pain their behaviour is causing to Ukrainians is unforgivable.

Ukrainians have russians terrorising them with missiles & drones. Now the US is terrorising them with russian demands for capitulation.
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Indeed. And I’m so leftist I have my own “all gender” bathroom in my home.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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🇺🇦 Zelensky: The crux of the entire diplomatic situation is that it was Russia, and only Russia, that started this war, and it is Russia, and only Russia, that has been refusing to end it throughout the full-scale invasion.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The president had a record net worth of $7.3 billion in September.
Trump’s Net Worth Drops $1.1 Billion
The president had a record net worth of $7.3 billion in September.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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It was TRANSLATED by the US from Russian into English, not authored by the US.
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Rubio Admits Difficulties in Translating US Peace Plan from the Original Russian
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Do I understand correctly that there is now a dispute within the administration about whether this "peace plan" was written by Russians or Americans?
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Dear president Zelensky,

please tell trump, Rubio and witkoff to fuck all the way off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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On Thursday, Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Gary Peters sent letters to the White House and the Department of Homeland Security asking for a full accounting of the official’s activities, calling his actions a “brazen interference with a federal investigation.”
NEW: After ProPublica reported that the White House intervened on behalf of Andrew Tate, two senators say the behavior “raises grave questions regarding the independence and impartiality of federal law enforcement operations.

By Avi Asher-Schapiro and @robert-faturechi.bsky.social
Senators Launch Inquiry After a White House Official Intervened on Behalf of Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
In letters to the White House and DHS, Sens. Richard Blumenthal and Gary Peters called the intervention a “brazen interference with a federal investigation.”
www.propublica.org
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Reflexive control “is the psychological trick by which the Russians get their enemies to allow the Russians to do their thinking for them, at their own expense.” @michaeldweiss.bsky.social on how a Russian operative used the American media to force a risible “peace deal” into existence.
“He Must Have Got This From K.”
How a Russian operative used the American media to force a risible “peace deal” into existence
macspaunday.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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King: According to Secretary Rubio, this plan is not the administration’s position — it is essentially the Russians’ wish list that is now being presented to the Europeans and to the Ukrainians.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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You absolutely have the constitutional right to record ICE, Border Patrol, or any law enforcement officer in public, and with everything happening in Charlotte right now, people need to understand that clearly.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

-FDR, 1937
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A plan for peace with #Venezuela...
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM