RealOnionWars
@onionwars.bsky.social
I'm a Political Wonk, Pundit and Occasional Cartoonist. 1/4 Globalist on my mother's side. No holds barred. Grandpa said to punch Nazis!
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#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
🤪 [Parody Account...mostly.]
#DOGEisMalware
#ImpeachTrump
#NAFO #FuckPutin
De Opresso Liber
Слава Україні! 🇺🇦
I'm fucking seriously not at all OK with this bullshit.
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm fucking seriously not at all OK with this bullshit.
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
As a veteran, I fought to preserve human rights and human dignity, as enshrined in our Constitution.
We cannot look away, or let history forget what evil men do on the path toward fascism.
There must be accountability for criminal acts. 🗽
A plan for peace with #Venezuela...
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A plan for peace with #Venezuela...
Donald Trump is the dumbest, most delusional living person we all collectively know about, full stop. 🤨
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Donald Trump is the dumbest, most delusional living person we all collectively know about, full stop. 🤨
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
#NotGreat
#TrumpDumb
A glimpse into the future if he's not impeached and removed...
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A glimpse into the future if he's not impeached and removed...
October 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Anyone that's good at professional construction demolition in the Beltway or Metro Maryland has been snatched up by ICE at their immigration hearing or jobsite.
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
October 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Anyone that's good at professional construction demolition in the Beltway or Metro Maryland has been snatched up by ICE at their immigration hearing or jobsite.
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Trump's probably got Don Jr out there, coked out of his mind swinging the backhoe around like an idiot while Barron stares and drools. 😐
Read a book, dingleberry...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Read a book, dingleberry...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf - Wikipedia share.google/xDVy3rBGO0dR...
White supremacists like Kristy Noem, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Tom Homan, and Nick Fuentes love to push "The Great Replacement" Theory, which is directly tied to hate groups like the klan, Patriot Front, and MAGA.
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
White supremacists like Kristy Noem, Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Tom Homan, and Nick Fuentes love to push "The Great Replacement" Theory, which is directly tied to hate groups like the klan, Patriot Front, and MAGA.
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
“The Great Replacement:” An Explainer | ADL share.google/v5Go9QX0vUxt...
Are these "violent rioters" in the room with you right now!? 🤡
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
October 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Are these "violent rioters" in the room with you right now!? 🤡
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
How stupid do you think we are, assholes?
The No Kings protests were peaceful, and you know it.
All you have is gaslighting and lies to defend your idiot cult leader.
You're a disgrace to our country and a black eye on its history.
I instantly thought of our boy Jordan... 😁🎾
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I instantly thought of our boy Jordan... 😁🎾
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get the penile implant!? 🤣
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wouldn't it be cheaper to just get the penile implant!? 🤣
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
MAGAs are a bunch of dickless weirdo wannabes.
This is a gender confirmation vehicle for a dark and sad little man.
I made about a dozen shirts for folks in attendance. 🤓
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I made about a dozen shirts for folks in attendance. 🤓
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"Sliwa never quite found his 'Guardian Angel' in the mayoral election...Because Sliwa's a fucking bigoted asshole...and actual guardian angels hate bigoted assholes."
- Rev. Kato Ychrana
- Rev. Kato Ychrana
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"Sliwa never quite found his 'Guardian Angel' in the mayoral election...Because Sliwa's a fucking bigoted asshole...and actual guardian angels hate bigoted assholes."
- Rev. Kato Ychrana
- Rev. Kato Ychrana
Umm...actually, Karolyin'...You fucking idiot....
If you sincerely think that all Democrats are cartel narco sex trafficker terrorists or whatever then not only are you stupid, but you also need a mental health evaluation.
Please get a grip on yourself. It's fucking embarrassing.
- USA
#NotGreat
If you sincerely think that all Democrats are cartel narco sex trafficker terrorists or whatever then not only are you stupid, but you also need a mental health evaluation.
Please get a grip on yourself. It's fucking embarrassing.
- USA
#NotGreat
October 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Umm...actually, Karolyin'...You fucking idiot....
If you sincerely think that all Democrats are cartel narco sex trafficker terrorists or whatever then not only are you stupid, but you also need a mental health evaluation.
Please get a grip on yourself. It's fucking embarrassing.
- USA
#NotGreat
If you sincerely think that all Democrats are cartel narco sex trafficker terrorists or whatever then not only are you stupid, but you also need a mental health evaluation.
Please get a grip on yourself. It's fucking embarrassing.
- USA
#NotGreat
We can't help it boys! We inherited the woke Antifa gene from our grandfathers, who faught for Antifa in Guadalcanal, Anzio, Egypt, and Normandy!
Those bastards doomed us with the Antifa gene. They passed it along, and in many cases genetically obligated us to serve our country...against fascism! 🤣
Those bastards doomed us with the Antifa gene. They passed it along, and in many cases genetically obligated us to serve our country...against fascism! 🤣
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We can't help it boys! We inherited the woke Antifa gene from our grandfathers, who faught for Antifa in Guadalcanal, Anzio, Egypt, and Normandy!
Those bastards doomed us with the Antifa gene. They passed it along, and in many cases genetically obligated us to serve our country...against fascism! 🤣
Those bastards doomed us with the Antifa gene. They passed it along, and in many cases genetically obligated us to serve our country...against fascism! 🤣
Aye aye, Sir. 🫡
Beautifully stated.
Our oath is to the Constitution, which somehow these folks have made conscious decisions to impune or outright ignore.
It's disgraceful, and should be beneath us as a nation.
We all have civic and social work to do to right the ship back onto an even keel. 🗽
Beautifully stated.
Our oath is to the Constitution, which somehow these folks have made conscious decisions to impune or outright ignore.
It's disgraceful, and should be beneath us as a nation.
We all have civic and social work to do to right the ship back onto an even keel. 🗽
October 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Aye aye, Sir. 🫡
Beautifully stated.
Our oath is to the Constitution, which somehow these folks have made conscious decisions to impune or outright ignore.
It's disgraceful, and should be beneath us as a nation.
We all have civic and social work to do to right the ship back onto an even keel. 🗽
Beautifully stated.
Our oath is to the Constitution, which somehow these folks have made conscious decisions to impune or outright ignore.
It's disgraceful, and should be beneath us as a nation.
We all have civic and social work to do to right the ship back onto an even keel. 🗽
"No Kings is shaping up to be the biggest, funnest, most peaceful and meaningful neighborhood block party that American cities and communities have ever had in our history."
- Prof. Atom Shanton
- Prof. Atom Shanton
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
"No Kings is shaping up to be the biggest, funnest, most peaceful and meaningful neighborhood block party that American cities and communities have ever had in our history."
- Prof. Atom Shanton
- Prof. Atom Shanton
And we make shirts for our friends in our kitchen! 🤓
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
And we make shirts for our friends in our kitchen! 🤓
Making some shirts for friends! Can't wait!!
Joyful and peaceful but overwhelming strength in numbers is how fascism is defeated!
Joyful and peaceful but overwhelming strength in numbers is how fascism is defeated!
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Making some shirts for friends! Can't wait!!
Joyful and peaceful but overwhelming strength in numbers is how fascism is defeated!
Joyful and peaceful but overwhelming strength in numbers is how fascism is defeated!
We've been pretty cooked for a while now. 😐
October 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We've been pretty cooked for a while now. 😐
Founding member: 😞
October 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Founding member: 😞
"Trumptard is so hot right now! The hottest word in the whole table!"
October 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Trumptard is so hot right now! The hottest word in the whole table!"
Let me help out with that image. 😁
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Let me help out with that image. 😁