Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
Part One Eyed Wayne part fruit fly. Left wing politics, left field music. Can thoroughly recommend the thumbscrews
Pinned
Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
· Dec 6
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Remarkable how many newsreaders have got your ‘rare red wind weather warning’ tongue twister right today considering the problems some of them have with Jeremy Hunt @lbc.co.uk
Kim Kardashian is mostly NASA technology
Kim Kardashian has been supping at the idiot buffet of Fake Moon Landing Conspiracy, and unfortunately, that means that millions of people will start believing nonsense again.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Kim Kardashian: Nasa hits back at reality star's moon landing conspiracy
In a recent episode of her TV series, the reality star said she believed the moon landing was fake.
www.bbc.com
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Kim Kardashian is mostly NASA technology
I put my clocks back straight after breakfast and immediately felt hungry again
October 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I put my clocks back straight after breakfast and immediately felt hungry again
Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut
October 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Next up…no licking the lips when enjoying a doughnut
Bruce Foresight
Bruce suggested the audience 'wanted to talk about other things'
October 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bruce Foresight
..and I reckon the perfect music to go with this is…
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
..and I reckon the perfect music to go with this is…
One Eyed Wayne have got a new album coming out in the next month and about bloody time. Here’s a noisy offering from the last one. 🥳
Old videos. Neverborn. Filmed at Finsbury Park station. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAo3...
Neverborn. One Eyed Wayne
YouTube video by One Eyed Wayne
www.youtube.com
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
One Eyed Wayne have got a new album coming out in the next month and about bloody time. Here’s a noisy offering from the last one. 🥳
Here’s a nail with a sore head
September 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here’s a nail with a sore head
You won’t get past this without a chuckle
We celebrated FREE SPEECH in the village yesterday.
We called each other bastards & fuckers.
Everyone said Jill in the village shop was a bitch & should be jailed.
I called Dean our paperboy a lying wanker and Bunty said Simple Sally should be burnt for being a slut.
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We called each other bastards & fuckers.
Everyone said Jill in the village shop was a bitch & should be jailed.
I called Dean our paperboy a lying wanker and Bunty said Simple Sally should be burnt for being a slut.
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September 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
You won’t get past this without a chuckle
An everyday day story of Farage folk
I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying.
I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention
I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention
August 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
An everyday day story of Farage folk
#climatechange
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command
Ohwell
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command
Ohwell
July 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
#climatechange
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command
Ohwell
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your skin cancer and soggy feet. It was their final, most essential command
Ohwell
Best song I bumped into at #glastonbury this year. Minimal room for disagreement😉
Getdown Services - Dog Dribble (Official Video)
YouTube video by Breakfast Records
www.youtube.com
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Best song I bumped into at #glastonbury this year. Minimal room for disagreement😉
One of the mystery surprise guests at this years #glastonbury is rumoured to be none other than Nigel Farage’s mum
June 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
One of the mystery surprise guests at this years #glastonbury is rumoured to be none other than Nigel Farage’s mum
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
I mean ffs..
Faster than a cannonball
I mean ffs..
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
June 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannonball
I mean ffs..
Faster than a cannonball
I mean ffs..
It’s deffo American. Might be subject to taRIFFS
Walking along the banks of the Thames and I've just stumbled on the opening and closing shot of an unwritten rockumentary.
May 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It’s deffo American. Might be subject to taRIFFS
#newsnight
Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me
Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me
May 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
#newsnight
Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me
Kevin eh? They’ve taken away my ‘nice little bonus’ it’s Reform for me
Reminds me of the special soap I bought that keeps elephants out of your bathroom
Days since Reform embarrassed themselves: 0
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reminds me of the special soap I bought that keeps elephants out of your bathroom
One day George, one day
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
One day George, one day