Steve
@oneeyedwayne.bsky.social
Part One Eyed Wayne part fruit fly. Left wing politics, left field music. Can thoroughly recommend the thumbscrews
I don’t remember Braverman laying an egg
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don’t remember Braverman laying an egg
Have you considered he might do it in 24 carat?
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Have you considered he might do it in 24 carat?
My dog doesn’t think I’m a dog but he still tries to shag me
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My dog doesn’t think I’m a dog but he still tries to shag me
Just the dabloons then
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Just the dabloons then
I bet one of your ancient ancestors was the first to neck an oyster
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I bet one of your ancient ancestors was the first to neck an oyster
Here’s the full band.
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Here’s the full band.
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Dave C, Dozy, Sneaky, Thick and Titch
Good to know. Appreciated
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Good to know. Appreciated
Don’t buy a water butt
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Don’t buy a water butt
There’s a twisted snake waiting for everyone
November 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There’s a twisted snake waiting for everyone
Take more than Darts
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Take more than Darts
The sparrow has landed
November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The sparrow has landed
You could always pop to Barnard castle and see how it goes😉
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You could always pop to Barnard castle and see how it goes😉
Gotta love the uneducated
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gotta love the uneducated
He needs to get marmalade more often
November 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He needs to get marmalade more often
We need Iain Dunk’em Smith to get the ducking stool out of storage
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We need Iain Dunk’em Smith to get the ducking stool out of storage
Those standing at the back are not bigger. They’re just further away
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Those standing at the back are not bigger. They’re just further away
It’s the shit behind the elephant in the room that makes you gulp
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s the shit behind the elephant in the room that makes you gulp
Always helps your Orinoco flow
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Always helps your Orinoco flow
There’s all sorts of love out there
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There’s all sorts of love out there