Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Our tariffs on Canada are senseless and disorderly. But no worries: the Canadian response will be precise and effective.

by Donald Trump and Howard Lutnick

congratulations to me for finally reading the books i bought five years ago

In a world of Matts, be a Derek.

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

Kamala Harris warned us that Trump was going to do all the things that he's now doing. But she wasn't likable enough when she did it.

counterpoint: it sucks shit and does nothing

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

the first time my mom saw a cybertruck, she was wracked by instant nausea, hurried home & googled “ugly car” as she gagged. despite the enshittification of google that first page knew exactly what she meant

zezvaz.com is the artist

thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

Stuck on a project? Imagine you are an insane willem dafoe character lost in the reverie of endless toil. Make impulsive and reckless decisions! Hum/sing/mumble incoherently to yourself! Find delight in the minute chaos of repetitive actions! Choose to kill a man for speaking in an ambiguous tone

lmao oh no, when you google bird flu this is one of the top images. The face on the chicken is killing me.