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dr milffucker9000, md phd
@oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
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listen to the hit podcast wooden overcoats (2015-2022) | they/them, 28, white/latine | 18+
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
oye and her oyes
three poorly drawn cats. the one in the middle, also known as oye, has a normal upright cat shape, while the cats on either side have distorted forms with unusual facial expressions oye, a ginger and white cat sits on the floor between two plushies made from photos of her face. the plushie on the left stretches oye’s features upward, and the plushie on the right squashes them wide
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
guy whos only listened to wooden overcoats: getting a lot of wooden overcoats vibes from my melody and kuromi...
September 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
Now that Ed upgraded Izzy's new leg, it should be more strong and flexible, And! It shouldn't rust, it's really annoying when that happens! 😤

For the fix-it and sci-fi prompts of @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social

#ofmdfanart
#edizzy
#izzyhands
#edteach
August 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
trucoopfield walked so steddyhands could run whooooooooo said thatttttttttttttttt
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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ratsquinks.bsky.social
brush my wobbly
August 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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33gatinhos.bsky.social
i usually draw top izzy so here's something different :3 #edizzy #ofmdnsfw
July 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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33gatinhos.bsky.social
wouldn't you rather be a widow than a divorcee? #edizzy #ofmd #drawing #fanart #edwardteach #izzyhands #sketch
August 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
Baby modern Ed and Izzy dreaming of great adventures across the seas ✨️
(Izzy is already overloaded with responsibility, poor kid)
Made for the Childhood Friends prompt for the @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social
#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach
August 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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umulata.bsky.social
just a silly ol’ pirate, enjoying his sixth coffee, minding his business

p*atreon gift for Kate :D
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
Yeah, this is probably my Peak EdIzzy Romance
“Maybe not…” Edward admits, “but what’s your cock in my mouth going to hurt?” “Your knee, for one thing, if you don’t watch how you kneel,” Izzy points out, half-teasing, “You’ve managed it before.” “Fuck off about my knee,” Edward groans, burying his face against Izzy’s neck fully and sighing against it. “No, you twat,” Izzy grumbles, “I like worrying about you. That way I know at least someone is fucking doing it.” There’s a moment after the words tumble out that Izzy isn’t sure if that was the right thing to say, but he feels the smile spread across Edward’s face where it is pressed to the juncture of his neck and shoulder.
August 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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samwtf.bsky.social
Another restless night slowly slipping away.
Maybe the Kraken won't come find us.

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Crossing "one bed" and "canon era" from my @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social card.

#OFMDfanart
August 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
todays practice 💘
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✔️warmth
✔️ good food
😏
Shirtless fat Ed smiling into the sun, shirtless and holding up a convenient towel to render this safe for work. #ofmd #ofmdart #edteach
August 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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megaducko.bsky.social
Pretty sure Jim would trust Izzy's skills to get a tattoo from him (of course it would be their dagger).
Also a good opportunity to gaze at him adoringly without being too noticed 😌

My first @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social fill for tattoos and secret admirer! >:D
#ofmdfanart
#izzyhands
#jimjimenez
August 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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disastershipblonde.bsky.social
Izzy and Roach and bonding over this billboard I just saw
Waitrose billboard depicting various kebabs. The text reads: "Anything's a kebab if you put a skewer through it."
August 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
hyaaa
a poorly drawn black cat silhouette resembling a shadow, with its limbs posed in a way that makes it look like it’s in the middle of a fighting move hyaaaa the image that inspired the drawing: a black cat, looking like a shadow mid kung fu move, ready to join the fight
August 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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cananpoilot.bsky.social
trans buttons the nongendered/allgendered creature of all time. someone demands his gender and he just opens his mouth with his teeth in and an awful sound like the wind through dead branches rattles out, YEAH!
August 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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communiess.bsky.social
Hello during a random dessert to @ynb.bsky.social and as a reminder, this is my favorite scene in the entire show. THE ENTIRE SHOW (also, the current admin is older than Yvette, so she will always be a young lady to me).
August 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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mrpancot.bsky.social
I saw this and I think it is then
Soft edizzy is back hello
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach
July 31, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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mrpancot.bsky.social
Izzy gets sick and Ed shows his tender side to him taking care and staying all night with him
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edwardteach
August 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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mrpancot.bsky.social
Like a big cat that just needs to cuddle
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach #ourflagmeansdeath
August 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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robotpinemarten.bsky.social
Frenchie
A T-shirt saying ‘Human babies are very mysterious and I don’t trust them’
August 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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theeldermemes.bsky.social
A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".
August 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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sickamore2012.bsky.social
how about edizzy getting so distracted just making out and pressing themselves together as tightly as possible that they forget to have sex
August 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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caribbeancrocs.bsky.social
adhd win putting up my beautiful prize from @crittercolours.bsky.social, thank you again so much!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
picture of a tealoranges art print
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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neopessimist.bsky.social
Quick kissy

#ofmd #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmdroach
Digital sketch of Roach and Izzy, in warm and comfy turtlenecks, sharing a kiss.
August 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM