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oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
dr milffucker9000, md phd
@oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
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oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
ok so about that
miguel ferrer who played albert rosenfield in twin peaks is SIX FEET TALL. IT DOESNT SEEM RIGHT.
August 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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mapping my ideal terror dynamics on company time
June 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
I have a SON!!
my animal crossing guy hanging out with a snapping turtle in my animal crossing living room. I love snapping turtle
June 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
extra baby…she spent some time hanging out under the blankets w my legs earlier :’)
June 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
she reach for pets
June 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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having tea with my close good friends thomas jopson and roach 🩷🩷🩷
from left to right jopson, roach, and me having tea in animal crossing bc im cringe and free 🩷
June 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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roach having fun in the kitchen 🩷
roach ofmd standing cheerfully in a kitchen in animal crossing
June 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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jopson having a seaside picnic 💙
thomas jopson from the terror in animal crossing. he’s having a picnic :)
June 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
reaching unprecedented levels of cringe
rizzy but roach is dressed as a medic and izzy is dressed as a soldier from tf2. izzy is rocket jumping with roach piggybacking him. roach is healing izzy while cheering, he's having fun rocket jumping :) izzy is watching roach out of the corner of his eye and smiling fondly :)
June 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
Wait. Wait
stizzy standing to make penis
June 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
kind of shit im up to
screenshot of one of the baby falcons from the msu stadium falcon cam. it's just kind of sitting and staring at nothing w its mouth slightly open. not a single brain cell in there kind of behavior.
June 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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thinking about fem fortress designs...i love womfn :)
sketches of fem versions of the mercs from tf2 aka fem fortress. in order: heavy, scout, demo, spy in the top row and medic, engineer, soldier, sniper in the bottom row.
June 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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just sitting here watching the msu falcon cam aka getting screamed at by cotton balls for several minutes at a time
May 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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CRYING
screenshot of two sequential posts on my discover page. the first one is of a woman with huge bazongas getting her big hamalododingos measured, probably from a porn bot account. the second is of izzy with a speech bubble directed at the post above it, posted by jillian.
May 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I've been SO nervous about posting my contributions - the belly and feedism kinks had me going BONKERS with these, they're very self-indulgent 😅 But I had a lot of fun and think they turned out pretty alright, so 🤷
edizzy are spooning and fucking in bed; ed's the little spoon and izzy's the big spoon. ed is fat, with lots of stretch marks on his belly and hips and thighs, and stuffed; there's an empty carton of heavy cream and some cookies next to him. he's being fed another cookie by izzy, who's also wearing a strap and fucking ed from behind while grabbing his love handle. edizzy in a modern diner au. they're waiters for the diners; ed's holding a serving tray and izzy's holding a coffee pot. both are chubby; ed's wearing a crop top with his belly out, and izzy's wearing a too small t-shirt that shows off his chest and a sliver of belly. ed's winking at izzy with sparkles around his head, and izzy's rolling his eyes exasperatedly at ed, but there's little hearts by his face. RIZZY! izzy's sitting on a pillow in front of roach, who's feeding izzy with a wooden spoon. izzy's gained weight; he's roach's perfect (not-so-)little taste tester. izzy's not wearing his vest and his shirt is rucked up, his belly is very round and flushed from being so full. genderbent modern au young edizzy. they've snuck out of a party to have their own fun. ed is sooo thicc. she's wearing a tube top and playing with her own tit; her shorts and fishnets are pulled down, because izzy is sucking her clit. izzy is grabbing ed's ass, and ed's belly is resting on izzy's face - izzy loves this. izzy's wearing a vest with no shirt underneath, so everyone can see a tattoo that says Edith on her ribcage; among others, ed has a tattoo on her inner thigh that says IH.
May 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
look at this thing. ned would DIE
matthew mcnulty in a fuck ass gold bedazzled hat
May 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
oldmilfenjoyer.bsky.social
aaaaand I just got to the metallic woods scene in the unworthy
May 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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finished part one of beloved
May 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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me every time I finish a Grady Hendrix book
smiling duck smoking and lightly chuckling and shaking its head
May 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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I Need To Throw Them At A Wall
Keychain plush of Usagi from chiikawa
May 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Theyre so kick ass I love them so much my snailrings :3
May 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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read the twisted ones by t kingfisher that shits CRAZY
May 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Wait I’m not even halfway through omg
May 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM