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Izzy Canyon !!! —- they/them —- under 18 DNI ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Izzy and Ed are asleep in bed.

Izzy wakes up from a nightmare and taps Ed on the cheek.

Ed wakes up, "what?"

"If we were in a survival situation, and I died, or got hurt, I would want you to eat my body so you could survive. And i would always be with you"

"Izzy, what the fuck"
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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Conito bonito of the day... day 373
January 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
invisible stede fucks izzy while ed bullies him … i’ve peaked

archiveofourown.org/works/781899...
archiveofourown.org
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Lesbian Izzy Hands!! super cool in leather
April 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Conito bonito of the day... day 370
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
most shameless disgusting r34 hentai tropes for me to write for izzy 🎤
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Sometimes I worry that S2 and S3 of OPLA won't live up to my expectations, but then I remember that they've made this impeccable casting choice for the hottest big brother of all time and I relax again.
Xolo Maridueña has been cast as Portgas D. Ace
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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i'm gonna draw ed w good bangs that look good hasn't he suffered enough ????
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
izzy is so great for jack and ed’s sexual exploration. ‘can you fuck a guy sideways?’ great question. hey iz come over here
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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ed's fingers in izzy's mouth while ed sucks his dick
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
izzy trying to defend jack and ed from hornigold. i made myself sad
January 22, 2026 at 1:57 PM
stede and izzy and their competitive bird watching lists. ed is stede’s partner and buttons is izzy’s partner and they are chill and happy about life. but stede and izzy are going to kill each other
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
pathetic top cisgender homophobic izzy is haunting me … i am curling up in his arms … i am going to make him transgender
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
izzy the puppy trainer. he is so soft and gentle with them. izzy the puppy trainer who only screams at humans
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
izzy the beaver who NEEDS to be occupied working and biting at all times. farmer stede
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
izzy has many internalized misogyny and homophobia feelings about unicorns. lucius combats this by drawing izzy unicorn ramming people with a bloody horn but also sparkles and friendship :)
January 22, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Adorable overall, but please note what Vico uses as a prop for Karl, then please know they posted this video in May of 2022.
🥺🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹
January 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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One of my favorite flavors of fics (re-reading the Domesticating your first mate series by @natilieal.bsky.social . it is healing me from the clusterfuck of s2 and it's getting updated so I have to reread) is when Stede met Izzy and Ed went : Yup. Married. And then never said another word about it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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izzybunny.....
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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pin-up Izzy look book PDF file is on my kofi shop!
ko-fi.com/s/caa43fb52a
pin-up Izzy look book PDF - rights's Ko-fi Shop
pin-up Izzy look book PDF file
ko-fi.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Working on some art for @littlefingies.bsky.social's delicious #OFMDdisastercule smut. A good time is had by ALL in this fic! Here's a sneak peek at the festivities #WIPWednesdays #OFMDfanart
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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"His NAME is Blackbeard, DOG!"
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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everyone talks abt ed being aroused during the “i mean it, stand down” scene but there is sm else there imo. backbeard doesn’t take orders. he’s clearly torn between listening to stede and making this known, and the way he glances nervously over at frenchie like he’s worried he’s losing face
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 AM