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Izzy Canyon !!! —- they/them —- under 18 DNI ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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In the setup to my Krakenverse stories, Izzy starts sleeping with Ben for the security and safety it affords him. When he discovers Ben's true nature, he decides nowhere can be safer than a monster's bed. Call that squid-pro-quo.
(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)
(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In the setup to my Krakenverse stories, Izzy starts sleeping with Ben for the security and safety it affords him. When he discovers Ben's true nature, he decides nowhere can be safer than a monster's bed. Call that squid-pro-quo.
(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)
(Why did it take me two years to think of that joke?)
izzy hands and his trusty sticker by number book that gang got him. whenever he’s really frustrated he does a page. yes he wears his glasses while he does it also
September 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
izzy hands and his trusty sticker by number book that gang got him. whenever he’s really frustrated he does a page. yes he wears his glasses while he does it also
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He would be over the moon about this kind of thing & y'all KNOW I'm right about that.
August 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He would be over the moon about this kind of thing & y'all KNOW I'm right about that.
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Con's voice when "IVAN!!"
😳😳😳😳😳
😳😳😳😳😳
August 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Con's voice when "IVAN!!"
😳😳😳😳😳
😳😳😳😳😳
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KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.
August 31, 2025 at 11:36 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - Well... except that one time when he stopped to sing karaoke. Which, by the way -- I have to disagree with you, Mr. Vicquemare -- was a valiant effort. He really sang his heart out.
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Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
August 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
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HE'S SO BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he is beautiful 😔❤️🔥
August 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
HE'S SO BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ he is beautiful 😔❤️🔥
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Stede has ideas but they’re bad
Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels
Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done
Thus Steddyhands
Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels
Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done
Thus Steddyhands
August 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Stede has ideas but they’re bad
Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels
Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done
Thus Steddyhands
Ed has good ideas but ooooooh squirrels
Izzy has no idea but he gets shit done
Thus Steddyhands
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but IS IT 🧐
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
but IS IT 🧐
(bolts upright from a deep sleep, gasping) t4t izzy/jack
izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man
yes they have great sex and smell like weed
i want to be them when i grow up
izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man
yes they have great sex and smell like weed
i want to be them when i grow up
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
(bolts upright from a deep sleep, gasping) t4t izzy/jack
izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man
yes they have great sex and smell like weed
i want to be them when i grow up
izzy grande dame trans woman jack nasty grinning cowboy trans man
yes they have great sex and smell like weed
i want to be them when i grow up
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Izzy thought that fucking after raids and being the only one to call Blackbeard "Ed" was romance.
He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.
And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-
He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.
And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Izzy thought that fucking after raids and being the only one to call Blackbeard "Ed" was romance.
He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.
And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-
He was his only friend. The man he protected and even killed for. Someone he loved with all his heart.
And what's wrong with Ed never touching him softly? They're pirates, that's-
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Kraken Ed should have done the firing Izzy as first mate & making him his personal sex slave thing instead
They probably couldn't put that on telly tho
They probably couldn't put that on telly tho
August 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Kraken Ed should have done the firing Izzy as first mate & making him his personal sex slave thing instead
They probably couldn't put that on telly tho
They probably couldn't put that on telly tho
calico jack who rips a lot of jokes about trans woman izzy’s gender transition and doesn’t seem very sensitive about it at all
until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —
until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —
August 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
calico jack who rips a lot of jokes about trans woman izzy’s gender transition and doesn’t seem very sensitive about it at all
until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —
until they’re out one night and jack’s being really quiet and staring and izzy says ‘the fuck are you looking at’ and jack says, all quiet and gruff —
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August 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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You need to know that @imrights.bsky.social is a genius and you should all join their Kofi.
August 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You need to know that @imrights.bsky.social is a genius and you should all join their Kofi.
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god really, look at him
August 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
god really, look at him
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Not enough Vals on the time line, THATS why everything is going downhill!
August 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Not enough Vals on the time line, THATS why everything is going downhill!
meadowlark from the bakers wife is an izzy hands song also
August 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
meadowlark from the bakers wife is an izzy hands song also
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The moment Izzy hopped out of their motel bed, he felt the awful sensation of unwanted wetness on his thighs. He was wide awake and furious in an instant. He just had his period two weeks ago!
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
August 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The moment Izzy hopped out of their motel bed, he felt the awful sensation of unwanted wetness on his thighs. He was wide awake and furious in an instant. He just had his period two weeks ago!
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
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The moment Izzy hopped out of their motel bed, he felt the awful sensation of unwanted wetness on his thighs. He was wide awake and furious in an instant. He just had his period two weeks ago!
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
"Fuck!" Izzy shouted.
"Snar- huh, wuzwrong," Jack asked, voice thick with sleep.
August 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
💚🥰💚
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Saturday mornings are for quiet contemplation (lying in bed thinking about this lore)
CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs
Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +
CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs
Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +
Some kind of dream/fantasy/AU of my AU where Izzy is beautifully bound with ropes and sea plants and pearls, laid out on an altar, and ritually bred by multiple Krakens 😳
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Saturday mornings are for quiet contemplation (lying in bed thinking about this lore)
CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs
Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +
CW oviposition, monster fucking, butt eggs
Izzy is a monk on an island whose society relies on Kraken protection. The Krakens keep away enemies and drive fish into shallower waters, and the island thrives. +
mew chapter of the fang/izzy/jack valentine’s day fic!!!! they burp the baby :) no scat in this chapter but in the next chapter? …. ooooohohoohoho
archiveofourown.org/works/630433...
archiveofourown.org/works/630433...
archiveofourown.org
August 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
mew chapter of the fang/izzy/jack valentine’s day fic!!!! they burp the baby :) no scat in this chapter but in the next chapter? …. ooooohohoohoho
archiveofourown.org/works/630433...
archiveofourown.org/works/630433...
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It's aliiiive! Check out the daily prompt sets below for OFMD Whumptober! ⬇️❤️🔥
August 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's aliiiive! Check out the daily prompt sets below for OFMD Whumptober! ⬇️❤️🔥
izzy …. oughhhh … izzy is cuddling with ….. OHHH …. WITH ARCHIE!!!! OH GOD!!!! SHE IS PRACTICING HER LIFTS ON HIM!!!! HE IS BEING CRADLED IN DIFFERENT BABY HOLDS!!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
izzy …. oughhhh … izzy is cuddling with ….. OHHH …. WITH ARCHIE!!!! OH GOD!!!! SHE IS PRACTICING HER LIFTS ON HIM!!!! HE IS BEING CRADLED IN DIFFERENT BABY HOLDS!!!!!