Olafo Waffle
olafowaffle.bsky.social
Olafo Waffle
@olafowaffle.bsky.social
Just a dog barking into the void
Whelp I just figured out that my biggest IBS trigger is unrelenting stress and anxiety and probably some fodmaps. I'm still working through the fodmaps.
January 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
@amyshirateitel.bsky.social I'm 12 chapters in and I have to say that "Fighting for Space" is a delightful read. Thank you
January 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
These businesses are either complicit or afraid and I can't tell which one makes them a bigger piece of shit.
NBC News laid me off Thursday, as part of a move away from investigative projects to more breaking news. That’s an unfortunate shift, at a time when investigative reporting is so vital. I’m now looking for new opportunities to do that work and will be at NICAR to connect in person.
January 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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"Hello, I'm Troy McClure.
You might remember me from such films as...
'The Boatjacking of Supership 79'
and 'Hydro: The Man With The Hydraulic Arms'. "
January 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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January 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Maybe I’ll go back inside…
January 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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psyched to tell my friends I saw some hot flashes today
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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When I see a cybertruck, I just assume the driver also owns a set of matching phrenology calibers.
January 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Finally some good news
Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far right leader, died today.

If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.

One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)
January 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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It's going to be four long years of this shit. Day after day, batshit idea after batshit idea, just a Bataan Death March of the mind.
Trump says he plans to use "economic force" to make Canada a state
January 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🤣
Analysis | Democrats' failure to storm the Capitol for Kamala Harris shows just how uninspiring her candidacy was
January 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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In this Ohio diner, airplane mode is when you start binge drinking 1 ounce bottles of bourbon. But they do know this: only an amateur would bring his cell phone to a targeted killing.
December 27, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
December 19, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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It truly is a perfect simplified explanation.
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Got this in the mail today. It's it childish? Yes. Was it overpriced? Yes! However it's adorable and makes me happy.
December 11, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Can't a member of the House simply read it into the record? Say, a member who's not returning next session and has zero fucks to give?
The House voted 204-198 to block release of the Gaetz ethics report. All Dems present voted to release, along with Republican Tom McClintock of CA. Every other Republican present voted to keep Gaetz's violations covered up.

Again, Gaetz is accused of sex trafficking and statutory rape.
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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Nanight....
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
The leopards will never eat my face.
The lawyer that represented Asian students who helped break Affirmative because they thought Black students were less qualified and shouldn't have gotten in. is now suing because Asian enrollment is down at select Ivy-league schools. Come to find out, it is white students who have always benefited.
December 2, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Things I don't like about Bluesky. Weirdos posting praise about Bluesky. I'm already here no need to sell it.
November 30, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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It’s all in the telling.
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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"Look what he did to my best friend.
No. My dog."
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
La la la la la la la la Elmo's World!
“He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one of two people told NBC

This won’t end well

newrepublic.com/post/188501/...
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Moe: "He ain't gorgeous no more"
"Look at those poor saps back on land
with their "Laws and ethics."
They'll never know the simple joys
of a monkey knife fight."

"Kill him! Give it to him!
Thrust! Parry!
Stab, stab, stab, stab!"
November 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
November 15, 2024 at 11:38 PM