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oijennus.bsky.social
That's up there with the worst of the worst.
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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smnllyd5.bsky.social
Imagine being one of those people who, knowing that football exists, says they prefer sports like tennis instead. Absolute losers.
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
I shortened the rope on the bucket used to collect the village's water. Didn't go down well.
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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norock.bsky.social
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Well played Napoli
May 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
oijennus.bsky.social
All crime should be legal if its funny.
theathleticfc.bsky.social The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · May 15
A supporter has been banned from attending Everton’s final Premier League match at Goodison Park after allegedly smuggling tools into the stadium and attempting to remove their seat.

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Everton ban fan from final Goodison Park Premier League game after trying to remove seat with tools
The club state the individual brought tools into the 133-year-old stadium for the top-flight fixture against Ipswich Town on May 3.
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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garyalexander.bsky.social
not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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wardqnormal.bsky.social
Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.

Philip K. Dickens
April 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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boomerthemoose.bsky.social
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Some badass early Pulitzer contenders out of Turkey
Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground. Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground. Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground. Alt for four images: 1. A person in a black robe and a tall brown felt hat stands facing a line of riot police holding shields labeled “Polis.” The person is being sprayed with pepper spray, and the air is filled with mist and debris. The person wears a gas mask and stands with a composed posture amid the chaos. 2. The same person in black robes and a tall brown felt hat stands calmly with arms folded while being sprayed with pepper spray by riot police. The individual wears a gas mask and stands on a wet street littered with water bottles. A line of police in helmets and shields labeled “Polis” stands in the background. 3. A person wearing a black robe, gas mask, and tall brown felt hat stands with arms outstretched in front of a row of riot police. The police hold transparent shields marked “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet.” Smoke fills the air, and the scene is illuminated by strong overhead lights. 4. A similar scene shows the same person in a dramatic pose with arms wide open and head tilted back, wearing the same attire. Smoke surrounds the area, and the line of riot police with shields labeled “Polis” and “Çevik Kuvvet” remains in the background. Debris is scattered on the ground.
March 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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itswilliamstone.bsky.social
I'm a big fan of the Irish goodbye. Which goes without saying
March 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
oijennus.bsky.social
Not very Manchester innit
beardedgenius.bsky.social BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · Mar 11
Cue jokes about United being a circus
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
oijennus.bsky.social
Asensio x Rashford is about as yummy as you'd expect around 2021
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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zonal-marking.bsky.social
“Fancy modern theories” (1968)
January 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
oijennus.bsky.social
We should make JT Bö retiring a national holiday in Sweden.
January 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
oijennus.bsky.social
Elvira Öberg is superhuman.
January 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
oijennus.bsky.social
An SNL sketch about how thanksgiving is offensive to my ancestors, religious prosecutors in Europe.
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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vikings.bsky.social
Justin Jefferson: “It’s either let everybody else go off or let Justin go off—Imma let everybody else go off.”

#Skol
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Breaking the fourth wall like he’s Fleabag or something
November 24, 2024 at 4:35 PM
oijennus.bsky.social
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is the original Battle Royale.
November 22, 2024 at 2:27 PM