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julian
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#1 axolotl fan, parody human
oh hell yeah, look at all those great birds
#birdbot
June 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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#birdbot
May 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i deleted bsky from my phone two months ago because i didn't want to see severance spoilers and forgot that it existed until just now, when tf did they get a chat feature?? have the interaction settings always been this extensive?? anyway time to forget about it again until i need more trip advice
May 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
planning my scotland trip for october and i am once again asking for edinburgh/highlands/glasgow recs, thanks in advance friends
May 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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BREAKING: Death toll rises to 591 Palestinians after renewed Israeli attacks across Gaza over the past 72 hours, says the enclave’s media office.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/qwk0iu
March 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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REACHER keeps getting larger and his phone keeps getting smaller and my country is shit but this is perfection.
March 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dan’s mom is here and I am suffering because I want to be social but I also wanna play the sims sooooo bad rn, I finally figured out how to fix this new glass castle home build I’ve spent ages on and need to do it and get that sweet dopamine hit of a good house
March 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
the first shower after deep-cleaning your entire bathroom…that shit bangs. one of the best feelings of all time. they should teach you that in school
March 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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every single time i see a beautiful woman this happens to me. and for what
March 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
feels like a good day to lay in bed reading all morning and play the sims all afternoon
March 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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December 16, 2023 at 9:50 AM
everything feels bad and scary today and I would like to get off this ride now please and thank you
March 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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marketing emails get a bad rap. you just gotta make sure you're signed up for the right ones is all
February 11, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I love when my coworkers respond to Teams messages with emojis outside of the standard five. like yeah girl, this mild inconvenience I’m informing you of IS broken heart emoji, I’m glad you get it
March 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
had my heating pad on during the day for my seed starts, picked them up to move them to their night spot and in those 20 seconds Gene made his move
March 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I convinced Dan to watch Twilight tonight, I love being a woman
March 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Just so we’re all clear, the Supreme Court *expressly ruled* that the president cannot fire FTC commissioners without cause in 1935’s Humphrey’s Executor. Trump’s action here is brazenly illegal under any interpretation of the law as it stands. www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Exclusive: Trump fires both Democratic commissioners at FTC, sources say
President Donald Trump fired the two Democratic commissioners at the U.S. Federal Trade Commission on Tuesday, two sources familiar with the situation said, in another major test of the independence of regulatory agencies.
www.reuters.com
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Reposting GKMC's graphic with alt-text - get in touch with them if you've got any of this stuff lying around in a basement, a closet, a storage unit...
March 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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congratulations to john roberts who is as responsible for the current state of affairs as any single person in the country
NEW STATEMENT FROM CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS:

"For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose."
March 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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From a source: “Just had a co-presenter for a buildings research conference bow out. She’s a dual citizen and the FBI came knocking to ask her about her involvement in coauthoring chunks of the Paris Agreement.

Climate science is being literally (and I mean literally) criminalized.”
March 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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What I find most disturbing about stories like these is I can’t discern the motive. At least if they’re profiling nonwhites I can assume it’s about making the country whiter and respond accordingly. Why are they trying to destroy all movement in and out of the country? Seems like economic suicide
March 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it was a rough night but Gene just did a huge piss without spending 20 minutes in the litter box or dribbling any when he got out, so I’m calling this morning a big W!!!!!
March 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
big man is home and BOY is he high
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke?

margaret thatcher's
March 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I don’t particularly love putting myself through the inevitable abuse when I write anything at all about fat stuff, but it just proves how bad things are and why we need to be talking about it
My column this week is about how fucking BAD the body image/fatphobic vibes are at the moment and how other people need to engage before it destroys us all. I don’t ever insist you read my stuff but I’d love you to read this one www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The thin-obsessed world is growing more vicious by the minute. But fat people aren’t going anywhere | Rebecca Shaw
It’s time to open up your big fat mouths and push back against fatphobia
www.theguardian.com
March 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM