Happy birthday, New Vegas. I love you 😘

Are they gonna have to mute the boos at his funeral too

if you don't explicitly express your disdain towards - and I mean directly *at* - a cybertruck every time you pass one, especially if the driver is actively in/with it, you can't fuck w me

No one should go to jail for smoking weed.

Why did we allow Logan Paul to continue having a career after he capitalized off an actual suicide victim in Japan? (Not to mention this was after he was already being a general douchebag in a country where he was a guest)

*sigh*

Just fyi the sign can be sung to the tune of ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart.’ Enjoy.

Gavin Newsom's like hmmm should I hold a 24-hour podcast séance with Hitler's ghost

IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON STROM THURMOND'S GRAVE, STAY IN LINE

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

That was fast.

ME: I didn't choose the thug life

THEM: you're eating soup in a cardigan at 10:30 on a Tuesday morning

ME: I could not have been more clear

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
JFK
Blown away
What else do I have to say