Doyle Baccalieri
@ohhdoyle.bsky.social
Handsome man with athletic thighs
Hey a Chiefs game where I’m angry and want to puke for three and a half hours and then they end up winning by a field goal. What is this, 2024?
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hey a Chiefs game where I’m angry and want to puke for three and a half hours and then they end up winning by a field goal. What is this, 2024?
Everyone: Hey Chiefs, if you lose today you might not make the playoffs. Don’t do stupid shit.
Chiefs: <immediately does the stupidest shit possible>
Chiefs: <immediately does the stupidest shit possible>
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Everyone: Hey Chiefs, if you lose today you might not make the playoffs. Don’t do stupid shit.
Chiefs: <immediately does the stupidest shit possible>
Chiefs: <immediately does the stupidest shit possible>
Hey, another special teams penalty. Drink.
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hey, another special teams penalty. Drink.
Chiefs: we need our offense to get in a rhythm.
Also Chiefs: our offense won’t actually touch the ball until the 2nd quarter.
Every goddamn game.
Also Chiefs: our offense won’t actually touch the ball until the 2nd quarter.
Every goddamn game.
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Chiefs: we need our offense to get in a rhythm.
Also Chiefs: our offense won’t actually touch the ball until the 2nd quarter.
Every goddamn game.
Also Chiefs: our offense won’t actually touch the ball until the 2nd quarter.
Every goddamn game.
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
They have one of these slides at Maggie Daley Park for those interested in starting a Chicago version of this
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They have one of these slides at Maggie Daley Park for those interested in starting a Chicago version of this
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
Since we’re all watching the big game I’d just like to say that my favorite thing about Game of Thrones was when GRR Martin wanted to have a character named Kevin so he just changed the spelling to ‘Kevan’
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Since we’re all watching the big game I’d just like to say that my favorite thing about Game of Thrones was when GRR Martin wanted to have a character named Kevin so he just changed the spelling to ‘Kevan’
A drunk cop sanctimoniously saying “laws are laws” about someone else while handcuffed in the back of a cop car for driving around drunk with their kids in the car has to have been done by The Onion at some point, right?
Watch this ICE agent getting arrested for drunk driving tell a cop that he uses race to decide who to target. "You're a ginger, so I'm sure you're legal."
October 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A drunk cop sanctimoniously saying “laws are laws” about someone else while handcuffed in the back of a cop car for driving around drunk with their kids in the car has to have been done by The Onion at some point, right?
They need to do that All Star game home-run-off or something soon because I’d very much like to go to bed.
October 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They need to do that All Star game home-run-off or something soon because I’d very much like to go to bed.
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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imagine inheriting wealth from the last gilded age of oligarchy and cutting Trump $130 million walking around money checks instead of funding libraries and universities like your ancestors had the shame to
If I’m recalling correctly, Timothy Mellon was the only MAGA donor who surpassed Elon Musk in 2024. He dropped $50m on a pro-Trump super PAC the day after Trump was convicted of dozens of felonies last year. God only knows what that has bought him.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/25/u...
Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops Is Reclusive Heir to Mellon Fortune
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
imagine inheriting wealth from the last gilded age of oligarchy and cutting Trump $130 million walking around money checks instead of funding libraries and universities like your ancestors had the shame to
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
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Stay woke friends
October 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Stay woke friends
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I think Ohtani should probably just move up a league.
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I think Ohtani should probably just move up a league.
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wouldn’t the bigger story be that there’s a young republicans group that doesn’t talk like this
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
wouldn’t the bigger story be that there’s a young republicans group that doesn’t talk like this
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It looks like a team of henchmen took the night off from crime and went to the Toronto Blue Jays game.
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It looks like a team of henchmen took the night off from crime and went to the Toronto Blue Jays game.
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.
September 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II