Amateur Fartist
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31. I dig up dead people’s trash for a living.
I draw things for fun.
I draw things for fun.
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I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
January 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.
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forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
January 3, 2026 at 12:28 PM
forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
I wish TSwift would go for another folklore-esque album… folklore was so damn good. The current one is Not Good
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I wish TSwift would go for another folklore-esque album… folklore was so damn good. The current one is Not Good
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🏺 Filippo Palizzi - Pensive girl at Pompeii excavations (1865)
August 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
🏺 Filippo Palizzi - Pensive girl at Pompeii excavations (1865)
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The evil that men do lives after them
September 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The evil that men do lives after them
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maybe i'll colour this, idk yet. if anyone knows any good textured/watercolour brushes for csp lemme know :')
September 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
maybe i'll colour this, idk yet. if anyone knows any good textured/watercolour brushes for csp lemme know :')
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Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
I think it's possible that Trump's illegal invasion of DC will really in some sense "get rid of the tents." If that happens, elite commentators will rush to praise him and attribute it to the effectiveness of cruelty, and not to the fact that they spent millions of dollars per tent cleared.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Once you understand that a driving principle of American politics is there is no such thing as a compassionate solution that's cheap enough or a cruel solution that's too expensive, a lot of things click into place.
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I love a big flamboyant antagonist with a secret tragic origin story....
animated camp villain enjoyers, we are SO back
animated camp villain enjoyers, we are SO back
December 13, 2023 at 10:00 PM
I love a big flamboyant antagonist with a secret tragic origin story....
animated camp villain enjoyers, we are SO back
animated camp villain enjoyers, we are SO back
You know the Roman housewives ate this shit up at the Forum HomeGoods.
That reminds me. Surprisingly few photos of that famous #Timgad graffiti - “To hunt, to bathe, to play, to laugh, that is life!" (Venari, lavari, luderi, rideri, occ (hoc) est vivere)
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You know the Roman housewives ate this shit up at the Forum HomeGoods.
I hate living in a red state, I hate ICE, and I wish I could leave this country but alas, I have a garden and who will water my parsley if I go?
July 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I hate living in a red state, I hate ICE, and I wish I could leave this country but alas, I have a garden and who will water my parsley if I go?
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My poster for the official JAWS 50th Anniversary art show~The exhibit opens tonight at Art Alliance of Monmouth County in Red Bank, NJ 🦈
June 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My poster for the official JAWS 50th Anniversary art show~The exhibit opens tonight at Art Alliance of Monmouth County in Red Bank, NJ 🦈
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Netanyahu began this war with his attack on Iran. In the process, he sabotaged US-Iran negotiations on nuclear issues and assassinated Ali Shamkhani, Iran’s lead nuclear negotiator.
The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.
The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.
June 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Netanyahu began this war with his attack on Iran. In the process, he sabotaged US-Iran negotiations on nuclear issues and assassinated Ali Shamkhani, Iran’s lead nuclear negotiator.
The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.
The US must not be dragged into another illegal Netanyahu war – either militarily or financially.
I know it’s small potatoes in comparison to *gestures broadly* but goddamn if having to write this shit in every report I produce isn’t soul-killing
June 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I know it’s small potatoes in comparison to *gestures broadly* but goddamn if having to write this shit in every report I produce isn’t soul-killing
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Israeli refusenik and former prisoner Itamar Greenberg regarding the war with Iran:
June 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Israeli refusenik and former prisoner Itamar Greenberg regarding the war with Iran:
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I have crossed the horizons to find you.
May 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have crossed the horizons to find you.
My hotel for work is right next to Fall River, Mass. and I’m purposely going to go visit the Lizzie Borden house because one time in high school I won an axe throwing competition and my mom was adamant I could keep the axe because she “couldn’t stop thinking about Lizzie Borden”
Rude, mom.
Rude, mom.
May 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My hotel for work is right next to Fall River, Mass. and I’m purposely going to go visit the Lizzie Borden house because one time in high school I won an axe throwing competition and my mom was adamant I could keep the axe because she “couldn’t stop thinking about Lizzie Borden”
Rude, mom.
Rude, mom.
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this is what they (the normans) took from you
May 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
this is what they (the normans) took from you
“Hand-stitch the binding on your quilt, Katie; it will look so much better”
I should not listen to myself ( but it DOES look so much better)
I should not listen to myself ( but it DOES look so much better)
May 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Hand-stitch the binding on your quilt, Katie; it will look so much better”
I should not listen to myself ( but it DOES look so much better)
I should not listen to myself ( but it DOES look so much better)
I, for one, really loved how blatant they were about the Gaza parallels in these last three episodes. Fiction echoing reality
The penultimate arc of “Andor” echoes colonial history—from the British Raj to modern Gaza—resulting in nail-biting, heart-wrenching genre television. Star Wars has never been more invigorating. It feels, in a way, reborn. joysauce.com/andor-uses-r...
‘Andor’ uses real colonial horrors to re-forge the Star Wars saga (Chapter 3: Ep. 7-9)
The latest chapter of 'Andor' is a powerful, pulse-pounding trio of episodes defined by small acts of resistance.
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May 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I, for one, really loved how blatant they were about the Gaza parallels in these last three episodes. Fiction echoing reality
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Another You. Another Me.
May 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Another You. Another Me.
A movie I’ve watched (way) more than six times
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A movie I’ve watched (way) more than six times
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an entire people is being deliberately starved to death
In Gaza, World Central Kitchen @wck.org is among the last organizations still able to cook meals. The IDF has shut all crossings to shipments, including humanitarian relief. We are now nearing the end of our supplies—and the limits of what’s possible.
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GAZA UPDATE | WCK among last organizations still cooking
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April 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
an entire people is being deliberately starved to death