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ner experience of texting with vesus. Here s everytning she shared. What is Text With Jesus? Text With Jesus offers users an interactive experience with a religious deity. In other words, us s can text questions to Jesus and get a response. (Premium users can also converse with Satan.) While testing the app, Thompson was curious to ask Jesus why bad things happen to good people.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
odito.bsky.social
Se alguém me falasse que essa pintura tava na casa do Epstein eu não acreditaria... Mas é de 2012!!!! // news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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danglinghemmie.bsky.social
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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tb rolou um boquetasso inesperado no último EP de chair company. Coincidência? Acho que não. Tim Robson sabe de algo
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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deboranis.bsky.social
não sei o que é mais cringe, adulto Potter ou adulto Disney
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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setembrochove.bsky.social
Um M&Ms vermelho raivoso e o texto "aff é a culturea Yoki", com a palavra Yoki sendo o logotipo da marca Yoki de alimentos.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
odito.bsky.social
Donald Lewinsky
opdeatheaters.bsky.social Anonymous @opdeatheaters.bsky.social · 1d
It is not confirmed who “Bubba” is; Bill Clinton is widely known by that nickname. The allegation that Putin possesses images of oral sex between Donald Trump & Clinton points to the potential kompromat & blackmail Russia may hold, and whether Epstein supplied it. #OpDeathEaters
When Bill Clinton Was Paid $500,000 to Speak in Russia, Hillary Opposed State Dept. Sanctions - Paul Crookston July 18, 2017
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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infinitescream.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
working at the nyt
4 panel comic Panel 1: Newspaper editor and two reporters gather around a desk. Editor (looking mad): We need five more articles calling trans people evil by the end of the week Panel 2: Reporter points to something out of the window behind the editor Reporter: What’s that up in the sky? Panel 3: Up in the sky we see a bat signal, but the bat is replaced by a gross pedo chasing a little girl. Editor (in a very nonchalant manner): oh my god that’s just Epstein’s kiddie-fucker signal calling all the kiddie fuckers Panel 4: Editor bangs violently on desk and yells: FOCUS
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
odito.bsky.social
O bolso da calça fica preso na maçaneta da gaveta nos piores momentos né
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
odito.bsky.social
Já dizia professor Gilmar: "você está defecando pela boca"
litia.scares.men dildo gigante ortopédico @litia.scares.men · 2d
gente é real .... o homem q fez carreira falando merda e destilando ódio por minorias... agora tá podre por dentro e vomitando fezes.. aqui se faz aqui se paga
www.brasil247.com/blog/o-verda...
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
odito.bsky.social
Ideia de milhões: aquele cobertor pesado (weighted blanket) para botar no rosto pra dormir.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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perereco.bsky.social
Caraio tem uma menina aqui no parquinho subindo no escorregador de PATINS

Máximo respeito

Provavelmente vai ganhar adesivo de estacionamento em breve, mas enquanto isso máximo respeito
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
i NEVER make the same mistake twice

if i make a mistake

it's definitely gonna be 3 or more times
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
odito.bsky.social
Achei minha cerveja
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
ms paint of a twitter post by Joyce Carol Oates that reads: "So curious that the richest man in the world doesn't have a favorite shape. Does he even know any shapes?" separate twitter post by an account named "shapesthetics": "The triangle is a shape with three sides and three corners, one of the most basic yet beautiful shapes in Euclidean geometry." reply to this post by Elon Musk: "Great shape:
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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ianzpotter.bsky.social
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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capernica.avoids.work
Came outside to fart
Shadow the hedgehog in a puffer jacket smoking a cigarette outside in the city
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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bradtjonas.bsky.social
Talk to your devices
panel 1: a man talks to his phone, “Hey phone, when is Daylight Savings over?” to which the phone responds “You will die in thirteen days.” The man then asks “is that before or after Daylight Savings?” panel 2: “Where would you like to go today?” a computer voice asks a man in a car. “Hell,” he responds. The computer voice says “You are on the fastest route.” panel 3: “Phone, tell me which of my kids is the evil one,” a dad says. “Zoe is evil,” the phone says. “Dad, I know you’re using text-to-speech,” Zoe says from off panel. The dad responds “The evil one would say that…” panel 4: “Lexi, play me something that pairs well with a 2010 Chateau Cheval Blanc,” an older man holding a glass of wine says. “🎵I got big booty bitches…🎵” Lexi plays “Excellent,” the man responds.
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM