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MPSP’s SOURCE OF TRUE FACT-CHECKED NEWS🇨🇦
KEEPING CANADAS DEEPSTATE ACCOUNTABLE🇨🇦
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🚨BREAKING🚨

Legacy media is officially DEAD! It has been 23 DAYS since the LAMESTREAM National Roast nationally posted anything! O’CNN is the way of the future!

Stay active, patriots!
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

WHO SAYS WE DON’T DO FACT CHECKING?!

STAY INFORMED, PATRIOTS
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY-HOPEFUL IS SO BRAINWASHED AND OUT OF THE LOOP, THAT THEY’RE MAKING UP COUNTRIES THAT DON’T EXIST!

THIS IS THE KIND OF CANDIDATE BEING RUN BY @polarmpsp.bsky.social !!! DISGRACEFUL!

PAY ATTENTION PATRIOTS!
Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.
Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.
October 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🚨ALERT🚨

WHATS STOPPING THE POWER HUNGRY POLAR MENACE FROM PULLING A FAST ONCE AND FREEZING FUNDING TO FUNDAMENTAL PROGRAMS FOR FREEZING CANADIANS?

YOU ARE NOT OFF THE HOOK YET, DEEP-STATE DEVIANT!
Does anyone know what’s stopping the jedis of using their mind tricks on the entire Canadian population to rig the election??????

@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
STRONG WORDS FROM A WISE PATRIOT!
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

I CANT FIND MY GOD DAMNED FUCKING KEYS. I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social IS BEHIND THIS, I JUST KNOW IT!

EYES OPEN, PATRIOTS!
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

AN MPSPER MADE A GOOD JOKE. THIS IS TRULY THE RAREST OF OCCURRENCES.

STAY FUNNY, PATRIOTS
…In a galaxy far, far away.
A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.

-RT. HON. BSRL
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY PLATFORM IN SHAMBLES AS CANADIANS FROM COAST TO COAST TO COAST EXPERIENCE RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURES FOR THE MONTH OF OCTOBER.

CITIZENS ARE MELTING DOWN OVER THIS DEVELOPMENT. DONT PACK UP THOSE SUMMER CLOTHES YET, PATRIOTS!
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
🚨ALERT🚨

HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?

STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT

-JNP
I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME

-RT. HON. BSRL
October 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

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October 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

THE DEEP-STATE BACKED FORMER PRIME MINISTER MAKES A RARE GOOD POINT!

EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK RECOGNIZES THIS CORRUPTION!

ONLY WE HERE AT O’CNN HAVE YOUR BEST INTERESTS AT HEART, PATRIOTS!
@ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social questioning a little bit the allegiances of both LEGO parties… Why do we have 2 parties dedicated to Scandalnavian toys in our parliament?
September 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

DEEP STATE DEPUTY @jaydenpn.bsky.social IS LAUNCHING A BASELESS AND UNLAWFUL INVESTIGATION AGINST OUR NETWORK FOR SHARING THE TRUTH THE CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW.

STAND FIRM, PATRIOTS. WE WON’T LET THEM STOP US.
September 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE INSIDERS HAVE LEAKED THAT TODAY’S DEEP-STATE GET-TOGETHER FEATURES A SECTION ONLY FOR THE CORRUPT ELITIST “RT HON CAUCUS”! TAX-PAYER FUNDED PRIVILEGE FOR THE MOST CONNECTED AND CORRUPT!

WILL THE NEW POLITICAL PARTIES DISOWN THIS DISHONEST DISASTER???
September 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

I WANT A MIDNIGHT SNACK BUT DON’T HAVE MUCH FOOD AT HOME.

AM I DESTINED TO GO TO BED HUNGRY?

MORE ON THIS LATER…
September 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

CANADA IS BREAKING SO FAST WE CANT KEEP UP WITH ALL THE INFORMATION PATRIOTS LIKE YOU NEED TO HEAR!
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!

THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!
September 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

SOURCES FROM DEEP WITHIN THE LEGO PARTY (who still don’t have an account) REVEAL TO O’CNN THAT MEMBERS WITHIN PARTY LEADERSHIP ORGANIZED THIS ATTACK AS RETALIATION FOR THE INSANE PRICE OF THE UCS VENATOR LEGO SET!

IS CANADIAN POLITICS DOOMED TO VIOLENCE PERPETRATED BY FOREIGN AGENTS????
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️

SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨

DEEP STATE DEPUTY, TREVOR “DEATHSTICK” NGUYEN WANTS CANADIAN CHILDREN HOOKED ON DEADLY INTER-GALACTIC DRUGS!

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!
Legalize death sticks. In this current year of a long time ago, this far, far away galaxy is responsible enough to have them!
September 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
🚨ALERT🚨

CRAZED & CORRUPT POLAR PARTY LEADER DEMANDS THE EXPULSION OF INNOCENT PRESCHOOLER NAMED BILL!

WILL CANADIANS ALLOW SUCH A HOSTILE FOREIGN AGENT TO GOVERN OUR LIVES?

STAY STRONG PATRIOTS!
Fine! Will you commit to repealing the pre-school bill you implemented last year ? Yes or no ?
September 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🚨ALERT🚨

“PENGUNIS”
September 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?

PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!
September 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
🚨ATTENTION🚨

LEADER OF THE ILL-INTENTIONED LEGO PARTY (who don’t have a party account yet) IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE STRUGGLES OF EVERY DAY CANADIANS! EVERYTHING IS NOT AWESOME WITH THE RISK OF A FOREIGN-FUNDED JEDI PARTY AND A DEEP-STATE BACK POLAR PARTY ON THE BALLOT!

WAKE UP CANADA!
Hello Canada,

Please attend the all party party on Friday for an awesome speech about Lego. Everything is, infact, awesome.

PS, can anyone on standing committee bring me lego to build a spaceship?
a blue lego man is flying through the air with fireworks in the background
Alt: a blue lego man is flying through the air with fireworks in the background
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!

THIS IS CORRUPTION!
I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨

INTERNAL SOURCES WITHIN THE JEDI PARTY (@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) HAVE LEAKED INFORMATION SUGGESTING THAT THESE CORRUPT FOREIGN AGENTS ARE PLANNING TO BUILD A SUPER WEAPON CAPABLE OF DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON EARTH!

WAKE UP PATRIOTS. MORE TO COME SOON!
September 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM