The National Roast ✅
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account
Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee
Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee
Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
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LONG LIVE KLEINLAND!!!
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
LONG LIVE KLEINLAND!!!
🚨BREAKING🚨
IT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED BY UNDERCOVER UNC POLICE THAT THE “HONOURABLE” @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social HAS BEEN HIRING UNDOCUMENTED EWOK WOKERS BROUGHT IN THROUGH THE EWOK WORK PROGRAM TO WORK ON HIS PERSONAL FUNNY GRASS FARM
SHAME
IT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED BY UNDERCOVER UNC POLICE THAT THE “HONOURABLE” @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social HAS BEEN HIRING UNDOCUMENTED EWOK WOKERS BROUGHT IN THROUGH THE EWOK WORK PROGRAM TO WORK ON HIS PERSONAL FUNNY GRASS FARM
SHAME
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
IT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED BY UNDERCOVER UNC POLICE THAT THE “HONOURABLE” @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social HAS BEEN HIRING UNDOCUMENTED EWOK WOKERS BROUGHT IN THROUGH THE EWOK WORK PROGRAM TO WORK ON HIS PERSONAL FUNNY GRASS FARM
SHAME
IT HAS BEEN UNCOVERED BY UNDERCOVER UNC POLICE THAT THE “HONOURABLE” @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social HAS BEEN HIRING UNDOCUMENTED EWOK WOKERS BROUGHT IN THROUGH THE EWOK WORK PROGRAM TO WORK ON HIS PERSONAL FUNNY GRASS FARM
SHAME
Guys what’s up with kids these days and their tikity tak this and tik tok that, we should implement a mandatory watch the National Roast or La Graisse watching from 6-8pm everyday like in the good old days
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This post was not sponsored whatsoever by no party
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Guys what’s up with kids these days and their tikity tak this and tik tok that, we should implement a mandatory watch the National Roast or La Graisse watching from 6-8pm everyday like in the good old days
This post was not sponsored whatsoever by no party
This post was not sponsored whatsoever by no party
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UNC
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 AM
UNC
UNC
UNC
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 AM
UNC
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Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Kids nowadays have it too good, join the unc party!!
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Very proud of @aureliempsp.bsky.social. We started this crazy adventure together and stuck it out through the Guide Party, the OBarbie Party & the Ken Party. I was truly privileged to have her serve as my Chief Government Whip.
Aurélie, let’s enjoy our pensions — we’ve earned it.
📸 January 2024
Aurélie, let’s enjoy our pensions — we’ve earned it.
📸 January 2024
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Very proud of @aureliempsp.bsky.social. We started this crazy adventure together and stuck it out through the Guide Party, the OBarbie Party & the Ken Party. I was truly privileged to have her serve as my Chief Government Whip.
Aurélie, let’s enjoy our pensions — we’ve earned it.
📸 January 2024
Aurélie, let’s enjoy our pensions — we’ve earned it.
📸 January 2024
CALLING ALL UNCS TO JOIN THE UNC PARTY
How the unc party is pulling up to the unction tn / Comment le parti d’unc se dirige-t-il vers l'onction ce soir
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
CALLING ALL UNCS TO JOIN THE UNC PARTY
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How the unc party is pulling up to the unction tn / Comment le parti d’unc se dirige-t-il vers l'onction ce soir
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
How the unc party is pulling up to the unction tn / Comment le parti d’unc se dirige-t-il vers l'onction ce soir
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No friends??
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
No friends??
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Today’s lesson:
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Today’s lesson:
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
THE FORMER PPC LEADER KEEPS SPEWING LIES
THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
@romeompsp.bsky.social … not the most seats in MPSP history?!?!
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
THE FORMER PPC LEADER KEEPS SPEWING LIES
THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
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Common Brandon W
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Common Brandon W
LETS BRICK UP 🤙🤙🤙
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
LETS BRICK UP 🤙🤙🤙
🚨BREAKING🚨
WHAT IS A SWEDEN ???????
WHAT IS A SWEDEN ???????
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
WHAT IS A SWEDEN ???????
WHAT IS A SWEDEN ???????
THE GREAT RIGHT HONOURABLE @romeompsp.bsky.social HAS STEPPED DOWN FROM THE POSITION OF PM.
THE INFAMOUS @summeryang.bsky.social HAS STEPPED UP TO THE NEW POSITION
CAN THE NEW PM KEEP THE COUNTRY COOL?
THE INFAMOUS @summeryang.bsky.social HAS STEPPED UP TO THE NEW POSITION
CAN THE NEW PM KEEP THE COUNTRY COOL?
January 15, 2026 at 6:21 PM
THE GREAT RIGHT HONOURABLE @romeompsp.bsky.social HAS STEPPED DOWN FROM THE POSITION OF PM.
THE INFAMOUS @summeryang.bsky.social HAS STEPPED UP TO THE NEW POSITION
CAN THE NEW PM KEEP THE COUNTRY COOL?
THE INFAMOUS @summeryang.bsky.social HAS STEPPED UP TO THE NEW POSITION
CAN THE NEW PM KEEP THE COUNTRY COOL?
Axe the cold tax? But what about the air tax?????
We’re asking the real questions
We’re asking the real questions
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Axe the cold tax? But what about the air tax?????
We’re asking the real questions
We’re asking the real questions
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Does PPC stand for Pathetic Party of Canada?
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Does PPC stand for Pathetic Party of Canada?
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Which of these looks more dangerous for kids?
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Which of these looks more dangerous for kids?