The National Roast ✅
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
(MPSP - Parody) An official MPSP account
Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee
Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
Not corrupt, just very open to snack-based persuasion teehee
Bringing you primetime MPSP silly season updates straight to your feed.
Send me all the tea, scandals and stories you have ☕️
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Family Feud MPSP
Short answers for Family Fued™
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After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
Family Feud MPSP
Short answers for Family Fued™
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
Family Feud MPSP
Short answers for Family Fued™
forms.gle
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
After a long hiatus due to funding problems (not enough bribes) WE ARE BACK
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
TO CELEBRATE WE WILL BE HOSTING A FAMILY FUED night tomorrow.
PLEASE fill out the survey for fun teehe
🙏🙏
forms.gle/fxLjgJUfmQM2...
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
October 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
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Maintenant que nous sommes à la fin de ce débat, nous pouvons conclure... Le vrai parti delulu, c'est @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Maintenant que nous sommes à la fin de ce débat, nous pouvons conclure... Le vrai parti delulu, c'est @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
Unless you have donuts
Mais non!! Les médias ne sont jamais biaisé!!
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Unless you have donuts
Triple whammy
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Triple whammy
⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️
Cute?
Cute?
@polarmpsp.bsky.social are we about to kiss rn
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️
Cute?
Cute?
Reposted by The National Roast ✅
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Also who is Bill?
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Also who is Bill?
BREAKING 🚨
POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.
Is this who Canadians want in their government?
POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.
Is this who Canadians want in their government?
I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝
September 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
BREAKING 🚨
POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.
Is this who Canadians want in their government?
POLAR PARTY leader ROMÉAO admits to being PAID and LOBBIED by big IGLOO on the Taxpayer’s DIME. This brings into question which POLE exactly he’s trying to represent.
Is this who Canadians want in their government?
THIS JUST IN‼️‼️
O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
🚨BREAKING🚨
MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!
ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?
PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!
MAIN STREAM MEDIA OUTLET @thenationalroast.bsky.social ENDORSES THE HORRIFIC ACTIONS OF DISGRACED JEDI KNIGHT ANAKIN SKYWALKER!
ARE THE FOREIGN-BACKED JEDI PARTY ( @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ) AND THE CORRUPT MAINSTREAM NATIONAL ROAST CONSPIRING AGAINST CANADA?
PATRIOTS NEED TO KNOW!
But…
September 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
THIS JUST IN‼️‼️
O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
O’CNN is at it AGAIN. A total DISGRACE. They are conspiring against the GREAT people of Canada. Everybody Knows it. They pretend to be honest but they are nothing more than SOUTHERN Pole PENGUIN funded operatives. Very nasty birds. Very BAD. They get their money from the PENGUNIS
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️
SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
September 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
THIS JUST IN ‼️‼️
SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!
BREAKING: ‘Other Ragy’ found amid ethics speculation.
Guys, YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS
There were two @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social after all😭😭😭 I found them sharing info at the ethics committee so one of them didn’t have to stay all the way @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social
There were two @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social after all😭😭😭 I found them sharing info at the ethics committee so one of them didn’t have to stay all the way @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BREAKING: ‘Other Ragy’ found amid ethics speculation.
Mfw history is made
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
January 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mfw history is made
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Vote results :
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
•••
Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
•••
Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅
January 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Vote results :
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
•••
Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅
M-1 > Defeated❌
M-2 > Adopted✅
C-2 > Adopted✅
•••
Résultats des votes :
M-1 > Rejetée❌
M-2 > Adoptée✅
C-2 > Adoptée✅
DAMAGE CONTROL: MPs scramble to convince Canadians that they are doing a good job at running the country amid political turmoil.
Important inside scoop from the ethics committee: the Speaker's integrity is being questioned! @thenationalroast.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
DAMAGE CONTROL: MPs scramble to convince Canadians that they are doing a good job at running the country amid political turmoil.
BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.
January 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.
BREAKING: The National Roast wakes up from a lengthy nap
January 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
BREAKING: The National Roast wakes up from a lengthy nap