What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢

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SOMEONE LEFT THE STOVE ON IN THE JEDI TEMPLE. DISASTER! Very CARELESS could have been avoided if they had STRONG LEADERSHIP. The Jedi are a complete mess, folks. Sad!

BREAKING: The Government’s long-awaited Throne Speech is set to be delivered on January 13th at 1pm EST at the Senate of Canada; Canadians wonder if it will be coherent.

New Root Beer Party associates itself with the #MUG brand despite many other competing Root Beer brands: Are these good old fashioned values, or a corporate scheme to boost MUG stocks and crush competition?

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Turmoil takes the wheel: MP Josh Provencher’s kidnapping by fugitive of the law #WarioWopez signals the country’s inability to ‘pretend everything is fine’: More to come on how this will affect the trout population.

Breaking: Canadian Intellect under threat as a Brain rot party emerges. How many brain cells can Canada spare?

Breaking: New Brat Party Announced as Critics Politely Question Canada’s Future—Will Canadians jump on the Brat Bandwagon?

‘Soccer Moms Seize the Wheel’: A New Soccer Mom Party Promising to ‘Nationalize Minivans’ Seemingly Announces its Launch in Late September—Is this the Road we Want to Travel?

Nation in Crisis as Lack of Political Parties Leaves Canadians Wondering Who’s Supposed to Lie to Them Now: Poll

‘There’s no good excuse’: Report slams those not currently following The National Roast for their ‘willful ignorance’.