Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party
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We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
Guys grade 1 is really hard
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Guys grade 1 is really hard
Free iPads is already Canadian Law!
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Free iPads is already Canadian Law!
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Now THAT’S cold
September 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Now THAT’S cold
You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱
We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
Best caption wins
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne
January 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Best caption wins
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
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Reposting this since it seems fitting.
MPSP History.
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.
MPSP History.
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.
January 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposting this since it seems fitting.
MPSP History.
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.
MPSP History.
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.
Are you guys government yet?
@ppppmpsp.bsky.social r u guys embarrassed yet?
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Are you guys government yet?
We’re ready.
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Nous sommes prêts.
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Nous sommes prêts.
January 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We’re ready.
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Nous sommes prêts.
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Nous sommes prêts.
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RECESS NOT WAR
LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE
LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE
January 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
RECESS NOT WAR
LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE
LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE
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Brat’s in the pocket of BIG PARENT
January 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Brat’s in the pocket of BIG PARENT
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Yes!! Hope this helps.
January 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yes!! Hope this helps.
How we’re rocking up to the Throne Speech
January 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
How we’re rocking up to the Throne Speech
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I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
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I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government
January 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government
Karaoké avec la/les meilleur.e.s Whip gouvernemental, ministres, et greffière.
Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.
Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!
-S.M
Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.
Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!
-S.M
January 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Karaoké avec la/les meilleur.e.s Whip gouvernemental, ministres, et greffière.
Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.
Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!
-S.M
Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.
Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!
-S.M
Never again.
January 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Never again.
Joyeux Noël et Joyeux Hanoukka à tous ceux et celles qui célèbrent de la part de votre premier ministre!!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!
December 26, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Joyeux Noël et Joyeux Hanoukka à tous ceux et celles qui célèbrent de la part de votre premier ministre!!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!
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Periodic reminder that the tyranny of parents is over
December 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Periodic reminder that the tyranny of parents is over
My spotify wrapped just came out. I spent 30k minutes listening to preschool's broken promises. #bringtheboom
December 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Milk caucus????
As a show of bipartisan support and MOO-ving forward, I would like to
congratulate @jso-mpsp.bsky.social for his appointment as Minister of Candy and Nutrition.
I raise a glass milk to you sir!
congratulate @jso-mpsp.bsky.social for his appointment as Minister of Candy and Nutrition.
I raise a glass milk to you sir!
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December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Milk caucus????
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Just did some additions I got this and I will not disappoint
The good news doesn’t end there, however, as I am proud to officially announce the appointment of @ayeshampsp.bsky.social to cabinet as our new Minister of Really Hard Math!
I know Ayesha is right for the job because her mom helped her learn to count really well - better than me even!
I know Ayesha is right for the job because her mom helped her learn to count really well - better than me even!
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Just did some additions I got this and I will not disappoint