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We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
Guys grade 1 is really hard
October 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Free iPads is already Canadian Law!
Let me be clear : at three years old, kids should be building snowmen outside—not glued to TikTok alone in their rooms.
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Que ce soit clair : à trois ans, les enfants devraient faire des bonhommes de neige dehors — pas rester collé à TikTok seul dans leurs chambres.
September 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Now THAT’S cold
September 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
You’d have to pass a bill to do that🥱🥱
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.

@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Best caption wins
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Meilleure sous-titre gagne
January 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We won so hard that we got tired of winning. We had to dissolve our party because we were just too good at winning.
January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Reposting this since it seems fitting.

MPSP History.

@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social we did it.
We did it.

Nous avons réussi.
January 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Are you guys government yet?
January 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We’re ready.
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Nous sommes prêts.
January 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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RECESS NOT WAR

LA RÉCRÉ PAS LA GUERRE
January 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Brat’s in the pocket of BIG PARENT
January 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Yes!! Hope this helps.
January 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
How we’re rocking up to the Throne Speech
January 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.

With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I did such a good job a Minister of Justice and Attorney general last year, that I was once again asked to lead this important office. It’s an honour to serve this @ppppmpsp.bsky.social government
January 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Karaoké avec la/les meilleur.e.s Whip gouvernemental, ministres, et greffière.

Karaoke with the best Governement Whip, Ministers, and Clerk.

Feliz cumpleaños Domi!!

-S.M
January 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
January 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Never again.
January 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Joyeux Noël et Joyeux Hanoukka à tous ceux et celles qui célèbrent de la part de votre premier ministre!!!
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Merry Christmas and happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate from your prime minister!!
December 26, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Periodic reminder that the tyranny of parents is over
December 13, 2024 at 5:44 PM
We aren’t even in government yet.

Looks like someone’s been skipping class…

#BRATtoschool
My spotify wrapped just came out. I spent 30k minutes listening to preschool's broken promises. #bringtheboom
December 6, 2024 at 10:41 PM
YUP.
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Milk caucus????
As a show of bipartisan support and MOO-ving forward, I would like to
congratulate @jso-mpsp.bsky.social for his appointment as Minister of Candy and Nutrition.

I raise a glass milk to you sir!
an empty glass is sitting on a wooden table next to a balloon
ALT: an empty glass is sitting on a wooden table next to a balloon
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
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Just did some additions I got this and I will not disappoint
The good news doesn’t end there, however, as I am proud to officially announce the appointment of @ayeshampsp.bsky.social to cabinet as our new Minister of Really Hard Math!

I know Ayesha is right for the job because her mom helped her learn to count really well - better than me even!
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM