Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
@samcrosarampsp.bsky.social
Let it snow ❄️ let it snow ❄️ let it snow ❄️
Running to be the chillest member of parliament for Airdrie-Cochrane with the PPC (Polar Party of Canada).
Former Minister of Offence and Timeouts and MP for London West.
Parody account MPSP 2026
Running to be the chillest member of parliament for Airdrie-Cochrane with the PPC (Polar Party of Canada).
Former Minister of Offence and Timeouts and MP for London West.
Parody account MPSP 2026
Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin.
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin.
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
URGENT UPDATE
My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
January 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
URGENT UPDATE
My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.
I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
These policies are absolutely absurd! With a permanent brat summer, how will preschoolers make snowmen and build snow forts in winter? With nationalized iced coffees, how will we have nap time? And with brat culture in schools, how will we ever learn our ABCs? A PPP government will never allow this!
Your future government’s platform.
January 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
These policies are absolutely absurd! With a permanent brat summer, how will preschoolers make snowmen and build snow forts in winter? With nationalized iced coffees, how will we have nap time? And with brat culture in schools, how will we ever learn our ABCs? A PPP government will never allow this!
Reposted by Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
Watching the Brat Party as Official Opposition is like watching a messy group project where they refuse to collaborate but love to criticize. Zero teamwork, just negative vibes and hostility. Are we governing or gossiping? 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#BrainRotParliament @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching the Brat Party as Official Opposition is like watching a messy group project where they refuse to collaborate but love to criticize. Zero teamwork, just negative vibes and hostility. Are we governing or gossiping? 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#BrainRotParliament @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social
I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.
It has been an honoured to be officially sworn in today as Canada’s Minister of Timeouts/Offence. I promise to serve all Preschoolers faithfully in this position!
January 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It has been an honoured to be officially sworn in today as Canada’s Minister of Timeouts/Offence. I promise to serve all Preschoolers faithfully in this position!
Wonderful time out on the field today handing out candy canes with my fellow minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.
Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Wonderful time out on the field today handing out candy canes with my fellow minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.
Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.
Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.
It is my absolute honour to have been appointed as Minister of Offence by our glorious leader! I promise to do my absolute best to make sure our people are in tip top shape for anything to come, and that the playground remains a place where any preschooler is safe to eat crayons!
This is why it is my pleasure to announce the tandem appointments of @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social and @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social to cabinet as the Ministers of Offence and Defence, respectively.
I know these two fine members will ensure that all of our sports teams are firing on all cylinders.
I know these two fine members will ensure that all of our sports teams are firing on all cylinders.
December 3, 2024 at 4:02 AM
It is my absolute honour to have been appointed as Minister of Offence by our glorious leader! I promise to do my absolute best to make sure our people are in tip top shape for anything to come, and that the playground remains a place where any preschooler is safe to eat crayons!
Maturity is something that can only be determined by actions, and mark my words, a group of well rested, post nap time preschoolers, will do more in parliament than any over caffeinated brat. #preschooltime
@samcrosarampsp.bsky.social
I heard some gossip over ice coffee with a friend that The Pre-School Party is too immature to form government, is that true?! #Brat
I heard some gossip over ice coffee with a friend that The Pre-School Party is too immature to form government, is that true?! #Brat
October 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Maturity is something that can only be determined by actions, and mark my words, a group of well rested, post nap time preschoolers, will do more in parliament than any over caffeinated brat. #preschooltime
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social what did you say? The moment you opened your mouth I was 😪😴.
I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!
I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!
BORING!
All I hear from this is 🤡🤡🤡
October 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social what did you say? The moment you opened your mouth I was 😪😴.
I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!
I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!
All I hear from this is 🤡🤡🤡
October 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
All I hear from this is 🤡🤡🤡
WE SHALL RULE THE PLAYGROUND!!!!!!!!
WE UP BABYYYY
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
October 2, 2024 at 11:04 PM
WE SHALL RULE THE PLAYGROUND!!!!!!!!
Reposted by Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
WE UP BABYYYY
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
October 2, 2024 at 10:47 PM
WE UP BABYYYY
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
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GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!
Reposted by Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
My PM, your PM our PM🙏✨
September 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
My PM, your PM our PM🙏✨
Welcome to the team buddy! Can’t wait to share some cool aid together 🥳
After much discussion; I’m happy to announce that I’m joining the Preschool Party. Thanks to @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social, together we will bring the fun back to Parliament!
September 28, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Welcome to the team buddy! Can’t wait to share some cool aid together 🥳
Reposted by Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
After much discussion; I’m happy to announce that I’m joining the Preschool Party. Thanks to @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social, together we will bring the fun back to Parliament!
September 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
After much discussion; I’m happy to announce that I’m joining the Preschool Party. Thanks to @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social, together we will bring the fun back to Parliament!
Preschoolers, what comes after 2? 3! And with that a third has been recruited tonight! Welcome to the Preschool Party @alectweddellmpsp.bsky.social!
An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!
An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!
September 28, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Preschoolers, what comes after 2? 3! And with that a third has been recruited tonight! Welcome to the Preschool Party @alectweddellmpsp.bsky.social!
An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!
An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!
After some discussion, I am happy to announce that the honourable @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social and the honourable @jakeleeson.bsky.social have been convinced to officially joined the Preschool Party! Welcome to the team Nate and Jake! Can’t wait to work with you to bring forth universal nap time! 😴
September 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
After some discussion, I am happy to announce that the honourable @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social and the honourable @jakeleeson.bsky.social have been convinced to officially joined the Preschool Party! Welcome to the team Nate and Jake! Can’t wait to work with you to bring forth universal nap time! 😴
Update: managing my boredom with some preschool party shit 😁
September 26, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Update: managing my boredom with some preschool party shit 😁
It is late and this lecture is boring. NEED. NAP. TIME.
September 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
It is late and this lecture is boring. NEED. NAP. TIME.
Reposted by Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara
Skibidi toilet? Sounds like someone needs potty training
September 20, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Skibidi toilet? Sounds like someone needs potty training