Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin.

Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.

Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️

URGENT UPDATE

My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.

As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved.

I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

No clue what that means but I definitely rock a blue tie better than you.

I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet.

With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.

It has been an honoured to be officially sworn in today as Canada’s Minister of Timeouts/Offence. I promise to serve all Preschoolers faithfully in this position!

Wonderful time out on the field today handing out candy canes with my fellow minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social.

Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.

Preschoolers, what comes after 2? 3! And with that a third has been recruited tonight! Welcome to the Preschool Party @alectweddellmpsp.bsky.social!

An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!

After some discussion, I am happy to announce that the honourable @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social and the honourable @jakeleeson.bsky.social have been convinced to officially joined the Preschool Party! Welcome to the team Nate and Jake! Can’t wait to work with you to bring forth universal nap time! 😴

Update: managing my boredom with some preschool party shit 😁

It is late and this lecture is boring. NEED. NAP. TIME.