Rt Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
@jaydenpn.bsky.social
MP for Belœil-Chambly | Député de Belœil-Chambly
4x Former Minister of Justice & Whip of the Official Opposition
PARODY ACCOUNT
Is this the end?
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Is this the end?
The one time I had to not mess up splitting the G
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The one time I had to not mess up splitting the G
Might be time to cross the floor or something 🤷
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Might be time to cross the floor or something 🤷
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THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back.
If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.
January 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
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RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social
Pour les resident de Belœil Chambly, bonne nouvelle! Mon bureau de circonscription est prêt pour vous accueillir. Dépêcher vous! Il est ouvert seulement quelques jours par année
January 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Pour les resident de Belœil Chambly, bonne nouvelle! Mon bureau de circonscription est prêt pour vous accueillir. Dépêcher vous! Il est ouvert seulement quelques jours par année
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We need to turn Ottawa into one of the premier capitals of the world.
Therefore, as PPC Heritage Minister, I am proposing a redesign of Ottawa’s streetscape.
Every building shall be Neogothic with Snow Brick construction!
Now we’ll boost international presence, our culture, and tourism!
SMB
Therefore, as PPC Heritage Minister, I am proposing a redesign of Ottawa’s streetscape.
Every building shall be Neogothic with Snow Brick construction!
Now we’ll boost international presence, our culture, and tourism!
SMB
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
We need to turn Ottawa into one of the premier capitals of the world.
Therefore, as PPC Heritage Minister, I am proposing a redesign of Ottawa’s streetscape.
Every building shall be Neogothic with Snow Brick construction!
Now we’ll boost international presence, our culture, and tourism!
SMB
Therefore, as PPC Heritage Minister, I am proposing a redesign of Ottawa’s streetscape.
Every building shall be Neogothic with Snow Brick construction!
Now we’ll boost international presence, our culture, and tourism!
SMB
These new @polarmpsp.bsky.social mesures are vital to keep Canadians safe.
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Ces nouvelles mesures @polarmpsp.bsky.social sont essentielles pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens.
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Ces nouvelles mesures @polarmpsp.bsky.social sont essentielles pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens.
We’re taking action to keep Canadians safe. Effective January 15, lightsabers will be banned on 🇨🇦 territory.
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Nous prenons des mesures pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens. À compter du 15 janvier, les sabres laser seront interdits sur le territoire 🇨🇦.
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Nous prenons des mesures pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens. À compter du 15 janvier, les sabres laser seront interdits sur le territoire 🇨🇦.
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
These new @polarmpsp.bsky.social mesures are vital to keep Canadians safe.
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Ces nouvelles mesures @polarmpsp.bsky.social sont essentielles pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens.
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Ces nouvelles mesures @polarmpsp.bsky.social sont essentielles pour assurer la sécurité des Canadiens.
Can we strike a trade deal with Frengland for their butter ?
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Can we strike a trade deal with Frengland for their butter ?
Why so many video calls in the gc?????
January 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Why so many video calls in the gc?????
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Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thank you, Canada, merci!
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
Happy Christmas to all
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Christmas to all
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Merry Christmas from the Polar Party of Canada! Enjoy the White Christmas. 🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Merry Christmas from the Polar Party of Canada! Enjoy the White Christmas. 🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
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Joyeux Noël du Parti Polaire du Canada! Profitez du Noël Blanc.🌲🇨🇦
Le Canada et la Nouvelle-Frangletaire ont une longue histoire de coopération. En ces temps difficiles alors que nous menons une guerre commerciale avec eux. Il est important de se souvenir des bonnes parties de notre histoire commune.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Le Canada et la Nouvelle-Frangletaire ont une longue histoire de coopération. En ces temps difficiles alors que nous menons une guerre commerciale avec eux. Il est important de se souvenir des bonnes parties de notre histoire commune.
Canada and New Frengland have a long history of cooperation. In these trying time while we’re fighting a trade war with them. It’s important to remember the good parts of our shared history.
Today, on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government I visited the Nova Scotia Tree in Boston.
Today, on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government I visited the Nova Scotia Tree in Boston.
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Canada and New Frengland have a long history of cooperation. In these trying time while we’re fighting a trade war with them. It’s important to remember the good parts of our shared history.
Today, on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government I visited the Nova Scotia Tree in Boston.
Today, on behalf of this @polarmpsp.bsky.social government I visited the Nova Scotia Tree in Boston.
GO CHELSEA
Canada in a few weeks after the @polarmpsp.bsky.social government is sworn in 🥶🥶🥶
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
GO CHELSEA
Canadians elected us to deliver a Cooler Canada and a tougher criminal code will ensure that.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Canadians elected us to deliver a Cooler Canada and a tougher criminal code will ensure that.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
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Les Canadiens nous ont élus pour livrer un Canada plus frais et un code pénal plus strict le garantira.
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A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
December 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A tougher Criminal code for a Cooler Canada. We’re acting.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
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Un Code criminal plus robuste pour un Canada plus Cool. Nous passons à l’action.
If I’m minister of justice and attorney general, can I sue via rail for emotional damages?
December 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If I’m minister of justice and attorney general, can I sue via rail for emotional damages?
Time to put politics aside,
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Time to put politics aside,
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
What is your favourite holiday/Christmas song.
I’ll start, mine is Fairytale of New York
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
December 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Hello form Waterbury, New Frengland
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Is there a rule around doing a shoey in the house ?
Official drink of MPSP
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Official drink of MPSP