S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
banner
smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social
S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social
Parody Account Parodie.
Candidate for Notre-Dame-De-Grâce—Westmount.
MPSP 2026.

“Make Canada Cool Again with the Polar Party of Canada (PPC) ❄❄❄”

Other Accounts:
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/santiago-b%C3%A9langer-86663b64/
IG: @s.m.belanger
Pinned
Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?

L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Our election day is in less than a fortnight!
You’ll be seeing 5 ticks on the ballot.
Ensure the only one you’re ticking is the Polar Party of Canada!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am proud to announce my PPC candidacy for MPSP to the riding of Notre-Dame-de-Grâce—Westmount!

Vote for me on the 21st of November!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
November 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Real Leadership. Let’s bring it Ho-Ho-Home! #LeadersDebate 🏡🇨🇦
•••
Leadership Réel. Ramenons-le Ho-Ho-Chez Nous! #DébatsdesChefs 🏡🇨🇦
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Grilled by the Polar Leader, Mackenzie freezes on the Cold Tax. Not worth the heat! #LeadersDebate
•••
Pressée par le Chef Polaire, Mackenzie gèle quand vient le temps de dire si elle abolira ou non la Taxe Froide. Pas la peine de se brûler pour elle! #DébatsdeChefs
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
While one leader stands with a fully cool costed plan, the others hide behind empty promises and excuses. #LeadersDebate
••
Alors qu’un seul Chef présente un programme frais et entièrement chiffré, les autres se cachent derrière des promesses vides et des excuses. #DébatsdesChefs
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
••
Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Long live the PPC!
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
C’est qui qui a un classe à côté de notre débat, sérieux?! 😡
---
Who the hell is having a class next to our debate?! 😡
October 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Just hours before the leaders' debate, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandons the sinking Jedi Party ship—without even delivering a fully costed platform. 🥵
••
À seulement quelques heures du débat des chefs, @dominicwilliamson.bsky.social abandonne le navire Jedi—sans même de plateforme chiffrée. 🥵
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
PPC was the first party to release their platform-a strong, cold platform that has true change engrained in every page.
Last night was clear as ice: Roméo proved why he and his party can support millions of Canadians towards a common goal…of the cold!

Are you with us?

- S.M. Bélanger.
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
---
Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Not this station spreading misinformation again 🤦‍♂️ Funny enough, I put this post through some AI detectors and guess what? 99.7% AI generation. Canadians, please be safe 🙏
🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼
October 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We’re investing on our investigators.

Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.

For safety, and for being cool asf.

❄️❄️❄️

Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hell yeah 🫎🫎🫎
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.

Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️

Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦

#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
October 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We’re investing in solving the housing crisis.

We are building modular igloos, granting thousands of good blue-collar jobs, shipping them up north, and installing them in Nunavut!

Making Canada a cooler place to live in. One igloo at a time.

Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
Common-sense public safety policy from your local chilled-out, down-to-earth Polar Party representatives. Let's get this energy into the House of Commons!
We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
This video of the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social leader just revealed he’s been with the Dark Side all along…. But don’t worry Canadians, @romeompsp.bsky.social quickly uncovered this and is taking wintry action! #PPC❄️
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Reposted by S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD.
@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — are you running to be Prime Minister in 🇨🇦 ? Or for a role in the UN 🇺🇳 ?
•••
@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — vous voulez être Premier Ministre au 🇨🇦 ? Ou un rôle aux NU 🇺🇳 ?
September 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Building here in our nation’s Capital. Shipping them up north to the folks who need it most!
Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
❄️🛖❄️
Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
October 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM