Hon. Evan Roche, M.P.
@evanroche.bsky.social
• MP : Kanata
• OC Transpo Party
• MPSP Parody Account
• OC Transpo Party
• MPSP Parody Account
The TTC is the future 🙏🙏
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The TTC is the future 🙏🙏
TTC Caucus meeting at lunch in room 035 please come if you’d like a ministry or leadership position 🫡
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 PM
TTC Caucus meeting at lunch in room 035 please come if you’d like a ministry or leadership position 🫡
Honoured to join the Toronto Mans Party. My constituents want Toronto recognition, and I’m proud to work toward a region where my beautiful wife is from 🙏
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Honoured to join the Toronto Mans Party. My constituents want Toronto recognition, and I’m proud to work toward a region where my beautiful wife is from 🙏
@simonhempsp.bsky.social Cross the floor so we can run clash 🤫
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
@simonhempsp.bsky.social Cross the floor so we can run clash 🤫
Sad to say I have left the Sith Party. I respect the party members, but my constituents and I believe Harry Potter is better. I am sorry to let you down 😓
January 16, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Sad to say I have left the Sith Party. I respect the party members, but my constituents and I believe Harry Potter is better. I am sorry to let you down 😓
Honoured to be chosen as the Shadow Minister of Intergalactic Trade for the Sith Party of Canada. The Jedi Party has been ruining our economy abroad for far too long, and only the Siths can bring it back 🙏
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Honoured to be chosen as the Shadow Minister of Intergalactic Trade for the Sith Party of Canada. The Jedi Party has been ruining our economy abroad for far too long, and only the Siths can bring it back 🙏
I would like to say thank you very much to @romeompsp.bsky.social and the Polar team. Working with such a talented cabinet was a memorable experience, and I will always be loyal. That said, I am honoured to announce that I will be joining the @sithpartympsp.bsky.social to continue the legacy 🤝
January 16, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I would like to say thank you very much to @romeompsp.bsky.social and the Polar team. Working with such a talented cabinet was a memorable experience, and I will always be loyal. That said, I am honoured to announce that I will be joining the @sithpartympsp.bsky.social to continue the legacy 🤝
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Thank you, @romeompsp.bsky.social for your undying service to our country in the capacity we Prime Minister. It has been the honour of a lifetime serve as your Minister of Just-ice.
THIS IS WHAT BLACK EXCELLENCE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT BLACK EXCELLENCE LOOKS LIKE
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Thank you, @romeompsp.bsky.social for your undying service to our country in the capacity we Prime Minister. It has been the honour of a lifetime serve as your Minister of Just-ice.
THIS IS WHAT BLACK EXCELLENCE LOOKS LIKE
THIS IS WHAT BLACK EXCELLENCE LOOKS LIKE
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Perhaps our great foes can reconcile under a shared vision. A Jedi vision!
January 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Perhaps our great foes can reconcile under a shared vision. A Jedi vision!
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I was honored to serve as the minister of Cold Innovation and AI. Thank you to my constituents and colleagues for all the support here's to new beginnings!
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January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I was honored to serve as the minister of Cold Innovation and AI. Thank you to my constituents and colleagues for all the support here's to new beginnings!
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Thank you, Canada. 🇨🇦
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Canada, Merci. 🇨🇦
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Canada, Merci. 🇨🇦
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Thank you, Canada. 🇨🇦
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Canada, Merci. 🇨🇦
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Canada, Merci. 🇨🇦
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From leading the largest government in MPSP history to navigating Canada’s toughest challenges — thank you for your service, Roméo Ntwari.
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Merci pour votre service, Roméo Ntwari, pour avoir dirigé le plus gros gouvernement de l’histoire du MPSP à travers les défis les plus grands du Canada.
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Merci pour votre service, Roméo Ntwari, pour avoir dirigé le plus gros gouvernement de l’histoire du MPSP à travers les défis les plus grands du Canada.
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
From leading the largest government in MPSP history to navigating Canada’s toughest challenges — thank you for your service, Roméo Ntwari.
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Merci pour votre service, Roméo Ntwari, pour avoir dirigé le plus gros gouvernement de l’histoire du MPSP à travers les défis les plus grands du Canada.
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Merci pour votre service, Roméo Ntwari, pour avoir dirigé le plus gros gouvernement de l’histoire du MPSP à travers les défis les plus grands du Canada.
Polars stopped the tariffs you can’t argue with facts 🙅♂️
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Polars stopped the tariffs you can’t argue with facts 🙅♂️
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🗣️🗣️🗣️PPC AT WORK!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 PM
🗣️🗣️🗣️PPC AT WORK!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Not even a few days in government and our leader @romeompsp.bsky.social DELIVERED! Snow storms incoming to your local cities TODAY
#ppc #MPSP
#ppc #MPSP
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Not even a few days in government and our leader @romeompsp.bsky.social DELIVERED! Snow storms incoming to your local cities TODAY
#ppc #MPSP
#ppc #MPSP
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Canadians deserve a PM that is good looking, a fine shiii…that’s why they elected me! This is no waste of money.
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Canadians deserve a PM that is good looking, a fine shiii…that’s why they elected me! This is no waste of money.
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A government that allows for healthy discourse inside its party is one that respects democracy. I and my PPC colleagues stand behind @tatenda-mpsp.bsky.social
##ViveleCanadafroid
##ViveleCanadafroid
BREAKING NEWS: TENSION WITHIN THE CABINET!!!
The Jedi Party obtained classified documents from major NEWS OUTLET explaining how the Polar Express Minister doesn’t believe in his OWN GOVERNMENT Car Buyback Program describing it as « INEFFECTIVE » and « Costly ». ROMÉO SHOULD RESIGN ASAP!!!!!
The Jedi Party obtained classified documents from major NEWS OUTLET explaining how the Polar Express Minister doesn’t believe in his OWN GOVERNMENT Car Buyback Program describing it as « INEFFECTIVE » and « Costly ». ROMÉO SHOULD RESIGN ASAP!!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A government that allows for healthy discourse inside its party is one that respects democracy. I and my PPC colleagues stand behind @tatenda-mpsp.bsky.social
##ViveleCanadafroid
##ViveleCanadafroid
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We‘ve got a strong cool plan to fight and deliver for you, and we’re wasting no time.
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Nous avons un plan fraîchement solide pour défendre vos intérêts et obtenir des résultats, et nous ne perdons pas de temps.
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Nous avons un plan fraîchement solide pour défendre vos intérêts et obtenir des résultats, et nous ne perdons pas de temps.
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
We‘ve got a strong cool plan to fight and deliver for you, and we’re wasting no time.
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Nous avons un plan fraîchement solide pour défendre vos intérêts et obtenir des résultats, et nous ne perdons pas de temps.
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Nous avons un plan fraîchement solide pour défendre vos intérêts et obtenir des résultats, et nous ne perdons pas de temps.
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Locking in the night before sitting day!
Ready to cause a storm in the House of Commons!
See the Snowfall Warning, @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ? You have no idea how back we are.
Ready to cause a storm in the House of Commons!
See the Snowfall Warning, @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ? You have no idea how back we are.
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Locking in the night before sitting day!
Ready to cause a storm in the House of Commons!
See the Snowfall Warning, @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ? You have no idea how back we are.
Ready to cause a storm in the House of Commons!
See the Snowfall Warning, @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social ? You have no idea how back we are.
Misinformation after misinformation 🤦♂️ Having spoken with Minister Musundire personally, he is confident with the party platform and supports ski doos. This is obviously a Jedi lie and this party has had a track record of doing exactly that!
BREAKING NEWS: TENSION WITHIN THE CABINET!!!
The Jedi Party obtained classified documents from major NEWS OUTLET explaining how the Polar Express Minister doesn’t believe in his OWN GOVERNMENT Car Buyback Program describing it as « INEFFECTIVE » and « Costly ». ROMÉO SHOULD RESIGN ASAP!!!!!
The Jedi Party obtained classified documents from major NEWS OUTLET explaining how the Polar Express Minister doesn’t believe in his OWN GOVERNMENT Car Buyback Program describing it as « INEFFECTIVE » and « Costly ». ROMÉO SHOULD RESIGN ASAP!!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Misinformation after misinformation 🤦♂️ Having spoken with Minister Musundire personally, he is confident with the party platform and supports ski doos. This is obviously a Jedi lie and this party has had a track record of doing exactly that!
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My statement regarding LaGraisse news article on my Travel to Montreal for a haircut👇.
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Ma déclaration concernant l’article de LaGraisse sur mon voyage à Montréal pour une coupe de cheveux👇.
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Ma déclaration concernant l’article de LaGraisse sur mon voyage à Montréal pour une coupe de cheveux👇.
Official Statement of the Polar Party of Canada regarding Prime Minister Ntwari Travel to Montreal.
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My statement regarding LaGraisse news article on my Travel to Montreal for a haircut👇.
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Ma déclaration concernant l’article de LaGraisse sur mon voyage à Montréal pour une coupe de cheveux👇.
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Ma déclaration concernant l’article de LaGraisse sur mon voyage à Montréal pour une coupe de cheveux👇.
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Yesterday, on behalf of our beautiful Cabinet, I repealed the divisive Cold Tax and the Who’s Bill Act. Done. ☑️
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Hier, au nom de notre beau Cabinet, j’ai annulé la Taxe Froide et abrogé la Loi Qui est Bill, qui étaient devenues sources de division. C’est fait. ☑️
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Hier, au nom de notre beau Cabinet, j’ai annulé la Taxe Froide et abrogé la Loi Qui est Bill, qui étaient devenues sources de division. C’est fait. ☑️
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Yesterday, on behalf of our beautiful Cabinet, I repealed the divisive Cold Tax and the Who’s Bill Act. Done. ☑️
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Hier, au nom de notre beau Cabinet, j’ai annulé la Taxe Froide et abrogé la Loi Qui est Bill, qui étaient devenues sources de division. C’est fait. ☑️
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Hier, au nom de notre beau Cabinet, j’ai annulé la Taxe Froide et abrogé la Loi Qui est Bill, qui étaient devenues sources de division. C’est fait. ☑️
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After successfully escaping Jedi Captivity, I am happy to announce that yesterday January 11th 2026, I was sworn in as Canada's new Minister of AI and Innovation, my Team and I are working tirelessly to bring the cool innovations that Canadians want and need.
#ViveleCanadafroid
#ViveleCanadafroid
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
After successfully escaping Jedi Captivity, I am happy to announce that yesterday January 11th 2026, I was sworn in as Canada's new Minister of AI and Innovation, my Team and I are working tirelessly to bring the cool innovations that Canadians want and need.
#ViveleCanadafroid
#ViveleCanadafroid
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The very angry preschoolers are taking our decision to end the divisive Tax Cold to the Supreme Court. We won’t let them stop us.
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Les très grincheux préscolaires contestent devant les tribunaux notre décision de mettre fin à l’impopulaire Taxe Froide. Nous les laisserons pas nous arrêter.
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Les très grincheux préscolaires contestent devant les tribunaux notre décision de mettre fin à l’impopulaire Taxe Froide. Nous les laisserons pas nous arrêter.
January 13, 2026 at 8:57 PM
The very angry preschoolers are taking our decision to end the divisive Tax Cold to the Supreme Court. We won’t let them stop us.
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Les très grincheux préscolaires contestent devant les tribunaux notre décision de mettre fin à l’impopulaire Taxe Froide. Nous les laisserons pas nous arrêter.
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Les très grincheux préscolaires contestent devant les tribunaux notre décision de mettre fin à l’impopulaire Taxe Froide. Nous les laisserons pas nous arrêter.