MP Evan Roche
@evanroche.bsky.social
• Député // MP : Kanata
• Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada
• MPSP Parody Account
• Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada
• MPSP Parody Account
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Wow I was an undecided voter before but this convinced me to vote for the PPC
As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda
Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!
As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda
Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!
The contrast is clear.
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
Vote for change. Vote Polar. ❄️🇨🇦
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La différence est flagrante.
Votez pour le changement. Votez Polaire. ❄️🇨🇦
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Wow I was an undecided voter before but this convinced me to vote for the PPC
As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda
Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!
As someone who is NOT Simon He, and a totally real PROUD Canadian, we NEED the PPC to save us against the radical Jedi agenda
Also Simon He (who I am not) truly is the most qualified for Minister of Finance with the PPC!
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
No one should be forced to live this kind of life; Canadians must be free.
Not all Canadians want snow!
@romeompsp.bsky.social
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@thenationalroast.bsky.social
Not all Canadians want snow!
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November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
This is just misinformation 🤦♂️ In our platform, we clearly state that we will reduce traffic jams with the car buy-back program, and our ski doos on ice highways will make travel efficient. I now know why it’s called the Delulu party 🤷♂️
What a joke !
A Ski-Doo for every citizen? Great, now we can have snowmobile traffic jams!
Making the country colder won't make it more sustainable or cool.
But having a country where every season counts, to the delight of every Canadian, will.
That’s why Delulu is here, for all Canadians.
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A Ski-Doo for every citizen? Great, now we can have snowmobile traffic jams!
Making the country colder won't make it more sustainable or cool.
But having a country where every season counts, to the delight of every Canadian, will.
That’s why Delulu is here, for all Canadians.
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She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is just misinformation 🤦♂️ In our platform, we clearly state that we will reduce traffic jams with the car buy-back program, and our ski doos on ice highways will make travel efficient. I now know why it’s called the Delulu party 🤷♂️
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
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Si vous attendiez un signe, le voici. ❄️🇨🇦
Today, I am proud to announce I voted for the Polar Party of Canada in my home riding of Kanata. As candidate, I promise to champion Polar values in the House 🙏
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Today, I am proud to announce I voted for the Polar Party of Canada in my home riding of Kanata. As candidate, I promise to champion Polar values in the House 🙏
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Jedi’s economic plan is not worth the heat.
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Jedi’s economic plan is not worth the heat.
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
Polars will : axe the Cold Tax, Freeze the Deficit, Build affordable Igloos and move from Climate Change to Climate Chill. Get out and vote #PolarParty. 🇨🇦
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
7:32AM v. 7:40AM.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
7:32AM v. 7:40AM.
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. Thank you, @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
The power’s in your hands. Let’s build a better, cooler Canada — vote POLAR! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The power’s in your hands. Let’s build a better, cooler Canada — vote POLAR! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
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Le pouvoir est entre vos mains. Construisons ensemble un Canada meilleur et plus cool — votez POLAIRE ! 🌨️🇨🇦
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
The Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax needs to go. Polars will get it done.
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La Taxe Froide Préscolaire-Jedi doit être abrogée. Les Polaires s’en chargeront.
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La Taxe Froide Préscolaire-Jedi doit être abrogée. Les Polaires s’en chargeront.
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax needs to go. Polars will get it done.
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La Taxe Froide Préscolaire-Jedi doit être abrogée. Les Polaires s’en chargeront.
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La Taxe Froide Préscolaire-Jedi doit être abrogée. Les Polaires s’en chargeront.
This is just plain misinformation. Rather than offering real arguments, the Jedis are focused on ad hominem attacks toward the only party putting Canadians first. Canadians please be safe November 21st 🙏
Clearing up @polarmpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social LIES!
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is just plain misinformation. Rather than offering real arguments, the Jedis are focused on ad hominem attacks toward the only party putting Canadians first. Canadians please be safe November 21st 🙏
“Blind trust”, “Anonymous broker”, and “Loblaws”. Canadians, if this isn’t an omission of guilt, I don’t know what is. This election, please make the right choice. Evan, or the elites.
All of my assets are in a blind trust held by an anonymous broker. This MP thinks he knows what I invest in, when I haven’t known myself ever since my manager at Loblaws first generously deducted my paycheque for an investment fund. More and more #PPCLIES at a time Canada wants the truth!
This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“Blind trust”, “Anonymous broker”, and “Loblaws”. Canadians, if this isn’t an omission of guilt, I don’t know what is. This election, please make the right choice. Evan, or the elites.
This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.
The Jedi Party has faith that despite PPC disinfo campaigns, the electorate knows what’s best.
I did my diligence, as did Canadians, in researching all candidates in this race.
I ordered a hard check of your credit score.
My question, Mr Polar, why are all your bank and credit accounts FROZEN?
I did my diligence, as did Canadians, in researching all candidates in this race.
I ordered a hard check of your credit score.
My question, Mr Polar, why are all your bank and credit accounts FROZEN?
Wait a minute…
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.
Wait a minute…
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
More and More #PPCLIES! When will Romeo do what’s best for Canada and RESIGN! I have a lot more to say on this. Stay tuned.
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Wait a minute…
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
“First of all, this is fake.
Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”
Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
November 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I second this motion 🫡
Happy Halloween Canadians! As we enjoy the day of scares, please note the only thing scarier than today is a unprepared Jedi government. Please stay safe November 21st 🫡
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Happy Halloween Canadians! As we enjoy the day of scares, please note the only thing scarier than today is a unprepared Jedi government. Please stay safe November 21st 🫡
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
Sounds like an unprofessional excuse to me… Canadians deserve the right to know each platform well ahead of the election, not a last minute document plagiarizing the Polar Party of Canada.
To all those waiting on the Jedi Party platform, trust in the Force and all will be revealed in due time. We, the Jedi, know the importance of patience and the danger of rushing.
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sounds like an unprofessional excuse to me… Canadians deserve the right to know each platform well ahead of the election, not a last minute document plagiarizing the Polar Party of Canada.
No, it is not. Since our ideal highways are ice, car accidents will lower due to perfectly flat roads without pot holes. Moreover, we are investing in Canadian Ski-Doos to allow safe travel as an alternative to the reckless speeders that are terrifyingly poor at handling.
Isn't ice only highways a hazard..?
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No, it is not. Since our ideal highways are ice, car accidents will lower due to perfectly flat roads without pot holes. Moreover, we are investing in Canadian Ski-Doos to allow safe travel as an alternative to the reckless speeders that are terrifyingly poor at handling.
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
Reposted by MP Evan Roche
Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏