Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
@jabarikhaemba.bsky.social
Let it snow!!
Member of Parliament for Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester // Député d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester
Member of @polarmpsp.bsky.social
uOttawa MPSP Parody
Member of Parliament for Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester // Député d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester
Member of @polarmpsp.bsky.social
uOttawa MPSP Parody
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
If you are broke just say it 🤷♂️
Thats kinda just a skill issue ngl
Thats kinda just a skill issue ngl
Today, my credit card application to Scotiabank’s Gold American Express was ruthlessly declined.
Could my counterpart, the Minister of Finance @simonhempsp.bsky.social, tell me why he is illegally colluding with private banks to target his fellow MPs of the Official Opposition?
Could my counterpart, the Minister of Finance @simonhempsp.bsky.social, tell me why he is illegally colluding with private banks to target his fellow MPs of the Official Opposition?
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you are broke just say it 🤷♂️
Thats kinda just a skill issue ngl
Thats kinda just a skill issue ngl
How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How fitting that within 48 hours of the Polar government, we see snowfall!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Our snowy platform is already having an impact on our country before we even took office!
THE POLAR PARTY IS TRULY THE BEST PARTY EVER!
Je suis tellement fier de notre leader! Nous avons un mandat fort et nous sommes prêts de collaborer avec tous les parties pour servir les Canadiens!
I’m very proud of our Leader! We have a strong mandate and we are ready to collaborate with all parties to serve Canadians!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
I’m very proud of our Leader! We have a strong mandate and we are ready to collaborate with all parties to serve Canadians!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Je suis tellement fier de notre leader! Nous avons un mandat fort et nous sommes prêts de collaborer avec tous les parties pour servir les Canadiens!
I’m very proud of our Leader! We have a strong mandate and we are ready to collaborate with all parties to serve Canadians!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
I’m very proud of our Leader! We have a strong mandate and we are ready to collaborate with all parties to serve Canadians!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
What a night!
Je veut remercier tous les électeurs et électrices d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester pour me confier de les représenter comme député.
Last night, we had a historic win that will be frozen in time. Under this Polar government led by @romeompsp.bsky.social, we will Make Canada Cold Again!
Je veut remercier tous les électeurs et électrices d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester pour me confier de les représenter comme député.
Last night, we had a historic win that will be frozen in time. Under this Polar government led by @romeompsp.bsky.social, we will Make Canada Cold Again!
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What a night!
Je veut remercier tous les électeurs et électrices d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester pour me confier de les représenter comme député.
Last night, we had a historic win that will be frozen in time. Under this Polar government led by @romeompsp.bsky.social, we will Make Canada Cold Again!
Je veut remercier tous les électeurs et électrices d’Ottawa—Vanier—Gloucester pour me confier de les représenter comme député.
Last night, we had a historic win that will be frozen in time. Under this Polar government led by @romeompsp.bsky.social, we will Make Canada Cold Again!
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
We’re ready to build Canada Cool! Get out and vote Polar! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
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On est prêts à bâtir un Canada Cool! Sortez et voter Polaire! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
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On est prêts à bâtir un Canada Cool! Sortez et voter Polaire! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We’re ready to build Canada Cool! Get out and vote Polar! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
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On est prêts à bâtir un Canada Cool! Sortez et voter Polaire! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
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On est prêts à bâtir un Canada Cool! Sortez et voter Polaire! 🥶🥶6️⃣7️⃣
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Vote Polar to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🥶🇨🇦
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Votez Polaire pour Abolir la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🥶🇨🇦
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Votez Polaire pour Abolir la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🥶🇨🇦
November 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Vote Polar to Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs. 🥶🇨🇦
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Votez Polaire pour Abolir la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🥶🇨🇦
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Votez Polaire pour Abolir la Taxe Froide, Bâtir des Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits. 🥶🇨🇦
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin.
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin.
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay.
Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
No one should be forced to live this kind of life; Canadians must be free.
Not all Canadians want snow!
@romeompsp.bsky.social
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
Not all Canadians want snow!
@romeompsp.bsky.social
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She makes a good point. But if she had read our platform, she’d know that the Polar Party will implement a car buyback program, replace highways with ice lanes, and provide every citizen with a Canadian-made Ski-Doo.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
That’s how we keep Canada cool. That’s why you should vote for the Polar Party.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Roméo Ntwari has a real plan to stand up to New Frengland. On November 21st, you can vote for it. Vote #CanadaCool.
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
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Roméo Ntwari a un vrai plan pour se tenir debout contre la Nouvelle-Frangleterre. Le 21 novembre, vous pouvez voter pour ça. Votez #CanadaCool
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
The Polar Party of Canada is doing big things! Take a look at our plan now!
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Le Parti polaire du Canada fait de grandes choses. Regarde notre plan maintenant!
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Le Parti polaire du Canada fait de grandes choses. Regarde notre plan maintenant!
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The Polar Party of Canada is doing big things! Take a look at our plan now!
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Le Parti polaire du Canada fait de grandes choses. Regarde notre plan maintenant!
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Le Parti polaire du Canada fait de grandes choses. Regarde notre plan maintenant!
“Je voudrais un bonhomme de neige.”
Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!
Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!
Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“Je voudrais un bonhomme de neige.”
Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!
Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!
Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!
Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!
Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!
Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!
Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
This cannot continue.
Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
We’re investing in our Police Force.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We’re investing in our Police Force.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.
The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.
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Le choix est clair.
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The choice is clear.
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Le choix est clair.
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Le choix est clair.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.
Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow
I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
Why are we charging for igloos now ?
Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
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Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?
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L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Reposted by Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦