Cooper PPC
@coopermpsp.bsky.social
Let's make it cool
Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada
We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Riding to be determined
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Candidate of the Polar Party of Canada/Candidate pour le Partie Polaire du Canada
We don’t need “the Force” — we’ve got the North. 🇨🇦
Riding to be determined
Parody account
❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.
#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.
#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
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For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
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Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
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The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
#votepolar #Nojedi
Notably, a top priority of ours is to get rid of the Sequel Trilogy. The sequels are a scourge on the Star Wars name. Rey brings shame to the Jedi.
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
#votepolar #Nojedi
Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar
These weapons protected us from a SITH
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar
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@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
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To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
To my fellow directionally challenged comrades, believe me when I say
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
In a galaxy full of parties, only one shines brightest of them all. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is your true North Star 🌟, cutting through the cosmic chaos and showing you the way HOME ❄️⛸️🧊
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The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
🧊 The “Freeze on Boring Ideas” Act ❄️
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
The Polar Party is raising the bar — and lowering the temperature.
Any invention that can survive -40°C gets extra funding.
Because real Canadian innovation doesn’t melt under pressure. 💪🇨🇦
From snow-powered cars to ice-proof phones, if it’s cool, it counts.
Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑🎄⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑🎄⚖️
October 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑🎄⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑🎄⚖️
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Santa Judges will ensure all Canadians are treated fairly, whether they are naughty or nice 🎅 #HoHoHoldthemaccountable
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
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Les Juges Père Noël veilleront à ce que tous les Canadiens soient traités équitablement, qu’ils soient sages ou coquins. 🎅
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Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
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Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Rumour has it, revenge is a dish best served cold. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social Let’s just say the freezer’s full… and someone found the files. The Force should go back to sleep🌬️🧊🥶
-XOXO
-XOXO
They said it was just a retreat.
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨
Then came the flights.
Then the missing names.
Then the Sith Files.
It’s time. RELEASE THEM! 🚨
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Ils disaient que c’était juste une retraite.
Puis sont venus les vols.
Puis les noms disparus.
Puis les Fichiers Sith.
Il est temps. DÉVOILEZ-LES! 🚨
October 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Rumour has it, revenge is a dish best served cold. @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social Let’s just say the freezer’s full… and someone found the files. The Force should go back to sleep🌬️🧊🥶
-XOXO
-XOXO
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Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
October 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Polars will fight for Canadians every step of the way! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
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Les Polars se battront pour les Canadiens à chaque étape du chemin! 🇨🇦
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As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
As a candidate for the Polar Party, I am excited to share one of my policy ideas. Since Timbits are engrained in our culture, we must preserve the flavours—both year-round and limited-edition. Therefore, I will fight to establish the Canadian Timbit Archive, powered by the coolest freezers.
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We’re investing on our investigators.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
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Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We’re investing on our investigators.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
Our government vows to crack as many “cold” cases as possible within the RCMP.
For safety, and for being cool asf.
❄️❄️❄️
Notre gouvernement veut cracker autant de « cold cases » possible avec le GRC.
Authorised by the official agent for S.M. Bélanger.
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
October 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🚨 Breaking: The Polar Party reintroduces Project Polar Wall.
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
Not to block people — to block bad policy.
A wall of willpower, northern grit, and ice-cold logic. ❄️
Protecting jobs, energy, and the identity that makes Canada strong. 🇨🇦
#PolarParty #ProjectPolarWall #TrueNorthStrong #ColdHardFacts
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Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏
Polars will take foreign-made cars off our roads and require Canadians to get around on made-in-Canada Ski-Doos 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
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Les Polaires retireront les voitures fabriquées à l’étranger de nos routes et obligeront les Canadiens à se déplacer en Ski-Doo canadien 🇨🇦.
October 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s time to support Canadian industry and not intergalactic travel 🙏
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While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁
#PolarParty
#PolarParty
October 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
While the Jedi Party dreams of “balance in the Force,” the Polar Party knows real power is in cold, hard facts 🧊. We don’t deal in lightsabers or daydreams—just policies that work and leadership that keeps Canada solid as ice. ❄️🍁
#PolarParty
#PolarParty