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Cooper PPC
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Let's make it cool

MP of the sith party

Member of Parliament for Haliburton- Kawartha lakes

Minister of Resource extraction
Parody account
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It’s time to build — and our new Polar Cabinet is ready to deliver.

Together, we’ll unite, secure, protect and build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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I’ve been hearing chatter that the Jedi and Lego parties can’t handle the cold.

The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is not only chillin, but we’re grilling up policies for a colder Canada 🥶❄️🇨🇦

Looking forward to seeing everyone when the house resumes! Bring your parka and your toque…
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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“Rising Star minister @xaviertait.bsky.social is getting it done” 🇨🇦
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« La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦
January 9, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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1/2 Canada is a destination of choice for people looking for a new place to work, study, and build their lives – and immigration is key to growing our economy.

That’s why we're strengthening our immigration system⬇️
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Well said
Winter is not just a season for us, it’s our identity. This is why the @polarmpsp.bsky.social governs accordingly 🥶

L’hiver n’est pas seulement une saison pour nous, c’est notre identité. C’est pour ça que le @polarmpsp.bsky.social gouverne en conséquence 🥶
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Canada is facing generational challenges that demand a generational response. Our Budget will do just that. 💰🇨🇦
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Le Canada est confronté à des défis générationnels qui exigent une réponse générationnelle. Notre Budget y répondra.💰🇨🇦
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Happy New Year, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
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Bonne et heureuse année, Canada! 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Thank you, Polar Party of Canada! ❄️❄️
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Merci, Parti Polaire du Canada! ❄️❄️
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Good luck to team Canada in its first game in the world juniors series. Let’s bring the trophy home! 🏆🏆
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to everyone! 🍁❄️
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The Olympics claim to celebrate excellence. Then they should explain why Canada is overlooked. We don’t just host winter sport—we dominate it, clean house, and set the standard every time. We deserve to host the Winter Olympics PERMANENTLY.
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m Honoured to be appointed Minister of Hockey & Sports for the Polar Party. Together, we’ll restore hockey to our great nation. 🏒🇨🇦

Honoré d’être nommé ministre du hockey et des sports pour le Parti Polaire. Ensemble, nous rétablirons le hockey dans notre grande nation.
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
About time for real cool change
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F.

Why the cover up, Mackenzie ?

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Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits.

Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
December 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
❄️Thank you to all my constituents for your trust and support!
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Definitely our Polar MVP!

To all residents in Imène’s riding: get out and vote! She’ll bring a strong voice for your community to Ottawa.
I would like to thank my amazing Polar campaign team without whom I would’ve never been able to hear Canadians true concerns in the past months.

Get out and vote for the Polar Party today to get real changes 🗳️! #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
❄️⚾ The Polar Party is going all in for the Blue Jays! As the temperature drops, our spirit heats up — because nothing unites Canadians like playoff baseball. We’re cheering loud and proud for Canada’s team from coast to coast to coast.

#PolarParty #BlueJays #TrueNorthStrong #OurTeamOurTime
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Bringing dreams to life
#votepolar
The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Guilty✋. She’s not worth the Heat. #LeadersDebate
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Coupable ✋. Elle n’en vaut pas la peine. #DébatsdesChefs
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The Jedi Party would deny Rey her place because of her ancestry, valuing lineage over merit. The Pollar Party rejects this. Leadership should be earned, not inherited — unlike the Jedi, we stand for true fairness and accountability.
#votepolar #Nojedi
Notably, a top priority of ours is to get rid of the Sequel Trilogy. The sequels are a scourge on the Star Wars name. Rey brings shame to the Jedi.
What the Jedi promise vs. what they’ll deliver 🤢
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar
These weapons protected us from a SITH

What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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@jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
How are you guys gonna do foreign diplomatic talks, by holding a sword on their necks?
Come on, the true north is better than that like the @polarmpsp.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM