Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP
@ayeshampsp.bsky.social
MPSP PARODY
MP of Nova-Center
Previously the minister of finance and dep PM for Preschool Party, Jedi Party dep house leader
RIP diet coke
MP of Nova-Center
Previously the minister of finance and dep PM for Preschool Party, Jedi Party dep house leader
RIP diet coke
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Thank you all for this incredible MPSP! See y’all next year 🇨🇦
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Merci à tous pour cette formidable édition de MPSP! On se voit l’an prochain 🇨🇦
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Merci à tous pour cette formidable édition de MPSP! On se voit l’an prochain 🇨🇦
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Thank you all for this incredible MPSP! See y’all next year 🇨🇦
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Merci à tous pour cette formidable édition de MPSP! On se voit l’an prochain 🇨🇦
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Merci à tous pour cette formidable édition de MPSP! On se voit l’an prochain 🇨🇦
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VIVE THE KLEINLAND LIBRE!
January 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
VIVE THE KLEINLAND LIBRE!
When ur fav leaders are leaving 😔
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
When ur fav leaders are leaving 😔
My fav leaders 😭🫶
If the world is against Ayesha, then I am against the world.
If @ayeshampsp.bsky.social has 100 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan I am him. If she has no fans I am dead.
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My fav leaders 😭🫶
Betraying ppl is rly fun especially ur twin @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Betraying ppl is rly fun especially ur twin @luciendaympsp.bsky.social
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If @ayeshampsp.bsky.social has 100 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan I am him. If she has no fans I am dead.
January 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
If @ayeshampsp.bsky.social has 100 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan I am him. If she has no fans I am dead.
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social I will find u
January 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social I will find u
Kleinland is the best land
January 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Kleinland is the best land
Love all of my fans, rt. Hon kleinland
If @ayeshampsp.bsky.social has 100 fans I am one of them. If she has 1 fan I am him. If she has no fans I am dead.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Love all of my fans, rt. Hon kleinland
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bro got fajitas 😭 big things coming to the house tomorrow
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
bro got fajitas 😭 big things coming to the house tomorrow
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LONG LIVE KLEINLAND!!!
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
LONG LIVE KLEINLAND!!!
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January 16, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Today’s lesson:
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Today’s lesson:
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.
Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social spreading lies on my name isnt cool. Resign
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
@smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social spreading lies on my name isnt cool. Resign
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Common Brandon W
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Common Brandon W
Enemies to lovers ?? Are discussing this over another coffee date ??
Very happy to annonce my engagement to the honorable @theehonourable.bsky.social 💍 Soon to be wive #3
Would love to go up to 6 or 7 …
@mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social and @ayeshampsp.bsky.social willing to cross the floor for me? For us? Or are we doomed to be star-crossed lovers till the end of time ?
Would love to go up to 6 or 7 …
@mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social and @ayeshampsp.bsky.social willing to cross the floor for me? For us? Or are we doomed to be star-crossed lovers till the end of time ?
January 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Enemies to lovers ?? Are discussing this over another coffee date ??
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“Who’s bill act”
Okay class, how many grammar mistakes can we spot here?
Sounds like someone needs to go #backtopreschool
Okay class, how many grammar mistakes can we spot here?
Sounds like someone needs to go #backtopreschool
Romeo Ntwari just canceled the divisive Cold Tax.
@Quanah-mpsp.bsky.social and @mpspjosh.bsky.social Who’s Bill Act is gone. For good.
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Romeo Ntwari vient d’annuler l’impopulaire Taxe Froide.
La loi Qui est Bill de @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social et @mpspjosh.bsky.social n’est plus. Pour de bon.
@Quanah-mpsp.bsky.social and @mpspjosh.bsky.social Who’s Bill Act is gone. For good.
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Romeo Ntwari vient d’annuler l’impopulaire Taxe Froide.
La loi Qui est Bill de @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social et @mpspjosh.bsky.social n’est plus. Pour de bon.
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“Who’s bill act”
Okay class, how many grammar mistakes can we spot here?
Sounds like someone needs to go #backtopreschool
Okay class, how many grammar mistakes can we spot here?
Sounds like someone needs to go #backtopreschool
Idk he looks happy here
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Au lieu de participer à la bataille entre les Jedi et le PPC et de soutenir le peuple canadien et les membres de son parti, le très honorable Roméo Ntwari a préféré aller se faire couper les cheveux.
Résultat: l'un de ses ministres a été fait prisonnier politique et les Jedi exigent une rançon.
Au lieu de participer à la bataille entre les Jedi et le PPC et de soutenir le peuple canadien et les membres de son parti, le très honorable Roméo Ntwari a préféré aller se faire couper les cheveux.
Résultat: l'un de ses ministres a été fait prisonnier politique et les Jedi exigent une rançon.
January 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Idk he looks happy here
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The PPC must be reprimanded for their most concerning use of AI deepfake technology in official messaging. Apprehensive. I am formally requesting the Ethics Commissioner pursue the use of deepfake technology and its implication for data security. Perchance
January 11, 2026 at 6:37 AM
The PPC must be reprimanded for their most concerning use of AI deepfake technology in official messaging. Apprehensive. I am formally requesting the Ethics Commissioner pursue the use of deepfake technology and its implication for data security. Perchance
lightsabers are a great learning tool especially when one would need to learn about plasma, energy, light, motion, THE FORCE but ofc the @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social is agaisnt all learning opportunities and wants to ban them to leave all Canadians defenseless for his tyrannical ideas
STEP DOWN
STEP DOWN
The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
lightsabers are a great learning tool especially when one would need to learn about plasma, energy, light, motion, THE FORCE but ofc the @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social is agaisnt all learning opportunities and wants to ban them to leave all Canadians defenseless for his tyrannical ideas
STEP DOWN
STEP DOWN
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Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
As a constituent of Chateauguay under the handsome @romeompsp.bsky.social, I love this budget!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
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RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
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What a BEAUTIFUL and WELL INFORMED decision coming from the the GREAT RT HON Josh Provencher👏. However, he could truly show us the extent and PROFOUNDNESS of his intelligence and WISDOM by endorsing the JEDI PARTY 🚀 We are the only one rooting for PEACE, SECURITY and EQUILIBRIUM.
#GetTheEwoks
#GetTheEwoks
Well that’s awkward…
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What a BEAUTIFUL and WELL INFORMED decision coming from the the GREAT RT HON Josh Provencher👏. However, he could truly show us the extent and PROFOUNDNESS of his intelligence and WISDOM by endorsing the JEDI PARTY 🚀 We are the only one rooting for PEACE, SECURITY and EQUILIBRIUM.
#GetTheEwoks
#GetTheEwoks
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Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
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Mackenzie McLaughlin is a once-in-a-generation leader who can fix Canada after decades of decline.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Mackenzie McLaughlin is a once-in-a-generation leader who can fix Canada after decades of decline.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.