Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP
@ayeshampsp.bsky.social
MPSP PARODY
MP for Honoré-Mercier
Jedi Party Dep House Leader
Previously the minister of finance and dep PM for Preschool Party
RIP diet coke
MP for Honoré-Mercier
Jedi Party Dep House Leader
Previously the minister of finance and dep PM for Preschool Party
RIP diet coke
Pinned
(FR suit)
Hey everyone!
I’ve heard many ppl say they don’t understand how alt text works. Here’s an example of mine, validated by an expert in the field of disability inclusivity.
The important is just to not use it to write jokes! It is meant to describe with words what someone may not see❤️
Hey everyone!
I’ve heard many ppl say they don’t understand how alt text works. Here’s an example of mine, validated by an expert in the field of disability inclusivity.
The important is just to not use it to write jokes! It is meant to describe with words what someone may not see❤️
Pour ceux qui ne sont pas familier avec le texte (alt) svp consulter cette publication, elle explique la fonction et comment l'ajouter dans vos publications
For those who are not familiar with Alt texts, pls consult this post, It explains it's function and how to use it.
For those who are not familiar with Alt texts, pls consult this post, It explains it's function and how to use it.
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Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
As a constituent of Chateauguay under the handsome @romeompsp.bsky.social, I love this budget!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
I volunteer many days with @polarmpsp.bsky.social and love fraudulent expense claims. When I read the budget and found out we’re wasting public money with expensive, unproven cryogenic tech, I was IN!
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Very concerning! Someone tell the Parliamentary Budget Officer that if volunteers are scamming the PPC, the PPC are scamming Canada!
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RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
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What a BEAUTIFUL and WELL INFORMED decision coming from the the GREAT RT HON Josh Provencher👏. However, he could truly show us the extent and PROFOUNDNESS of his intelligence and WISDOM by endorsing the JEDI PARTY 🚀 We are the only one rooting for PEACE, SECURITY and EQUILIBRIUM.
#GetTheEwoks
#GetTheEwoks
Well that’s awkward…
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What a BEAUTIFUL and WELL INFORMED decision coming from the the GREAT RT HON Josh Provencher👏. However, he could truly show us the extent and PROFOUNDNESS of his intelligence and WISDOM by endorsing the JEDI PARTY 🚀 We are the only one rooting for PEACE, SECURITY and EQUILIBRIUM.
#GetTheEwoks
#GetTheEwoks
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Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Master Trevor Ng - KNIGHT of the Jedi Order
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Mackenzie McLaughlin is a once-in-a-generation leader who can fix Canada after decades of decline.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Mackenzie McLaughlin is a once-in-a-generation leader who can fix Canada after decades of decline.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
There is no one better to lead our Jedi Party and restore balance as the ??th Prime Minister.
Thank you for fighting every day for our country — and for the patriotic Canadians ready for a new hope.
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CANADA: Want to know where @polarmpsp.bsky.social’s money comes from?
Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
CANADA: Want to know where @polarmpsp.bsky.social’s money comes from?
Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
Investigators from @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social have found SHOCKING information that the PPC’s leader @romeompsp.bsky.social is accepting donations from the EMPIRE! The Empire destroyed Alderaan! Vote for peace, vote for the Jedi.
The snow falling ruined my day
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The snow falling ruined my day
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Deux.
Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Deux.
Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
Voilà le nombre de membres du DÉCEVANT PPC qui ont osé venir à Olympolitique hier soir… c’est aussi le nombre de SIÈGES qu’ils obtiendront. Même leur chef @romeompsp.bsky.social brillait par son ABSENCE. Manifestement il n’a jamais appris que les leaders doivent mener par l’EXEMPLE!!!!
Friendly reminder to vote for the only party that has TRUE Canadian interests at heart, JEDI PARTY
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Friendly reminder to vote for the only party that has TRUE Canadian interests at heart, JEDI PARTY
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November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Clearing up @polarmpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social LIES!
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Clearing up @polarmpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social LIES!
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VIENT VOIRE LA PLATFORME DE LA PARTI JEDI!!! Venez voir à quel point nos politiques vont améliorer la vie des Canadiens et VOUS inspirer à devenir un Jedi aussi!
COME SEE THE JEDI PARTY'S PLATFORM!!! See just how much our policies will uplift Canadians and will make YOU want to be a Jedi as well!
COME SEE THE JEDI PARTY'S PLATFORM!!! See just how much our policies will uplift Canadians and will make YOU want to be a Jedi as well!
a teddy bear dressed as ewok is dancing on a colorful dance floor
Alt: Ewok dancing on the corpse of the PPC.
Ewok qui danse sur le corps du PPC.
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November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
VIENT VOIRE LA PLATFORME DE LA PARTI JEDI!!! Venez voir à quel point nos politiques vont améliorer la vie des Canadiens et VOUS inspirer à devenir un Jedi aussi!
COME SEE THE JEDI PARTY'S PLATFORM!!! See just how much our policies will uplift Canadians and will make YOU want to be a Jedi as well!
COME SEE THE JEDI PARTY'S PLATFORM!!! See just how much our policies will uplift Canadians and will make YOU want to be a Jedi as well!
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Parti Jedi!!!!!! Let’s gooooo! Guess qui a gagné chez Olympolitique ce soir!
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Parti Jedi!!!!!! Let’s gooooo! Guess qui a gagné chez Olympolitique ce soir!
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The Jedi Party is proud to present our platform to Canada.
Le Parti Jedi est fière de présenter notre plateforme.
Stronger Together. Plus forte Ensemble. May the Force be with you. Que la Force soit avec toi.
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Le Parti Jedi est fière de présenter notre plateforme.
Stronger Together. Plus forte Ensemble. May the Force be with you. Que la Force soit avec toi.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Jedi Party is proud to present our platform to Canada.
Le Parti Jedi est fière de présenter notre plateforme.
Stronger Together. Plus forte Ensemble. May the Force be with you. Que la Force soit avec toi.
uottawa-my.sharepoint.com/personal/ela...
Le Parti Jedi est fière de présenter notre plateforme.
Stronger Together. Plus forte Ensemble. May the Force be with you. Que la Force soit avec toi.
uottawa-my.sharepoint.com/personal/ela...
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The great thing about LEGO is that it connects people... Unfortunate to hear that there were comments made about the LEGO Bloc party's absence that went against the values LEGO should stand for. Our party is here to build up the good vibes and bloc out the bad vibes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The great thing about LEGO is that it connects people... Unfortunate to hear that there were comments made about the LEGO Bloc party's absence that went against the values LEGO should stand for. Our party is here to build up the good vibes and bloc out the bad vibes.
Best choice is Jedi
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Best choice is Jedi
Not so breaking news, Romeo lies to Canadians
Shush let us lie to Canadians!
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Not so breaking news, Romeo lies to Canadians
This is ur average summer fan
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This is ur average summer fan
Should I bring donuts to voting night ?
Unless you have donuts
Mais non!! Les médias ne sont jamais biaisé!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Should I bring donuts to voting night ?
U must be having a brain freeze because we were able to prove that we can provide security while ur party was incapable so #votejedi
Funny — they bring the props, then ask us to trust them with our safety. Sorry, we don’t outsource national security to cosplay. Vote for competence, not costumes. #NoJedi #VotePolar
These weapons protected us from a SITH
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
October 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
U must be having a brain freeze because we were able to prove that we can provide security while ur party was incapable so #votejedi
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HERE IS PROOF THAT THE POLAR PARTY IS THE SITH IN DISGUISE!!! RESIGN
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
HERE IS PROOF THAT THE POLAR PARTY IS THE SITH IN DISGUISE!!! RESIGN
These weapons protected us from a SITH
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
The Jedi Party literally showed up to the debate with weapons. How are we supposed to trust them after that? What’s next — using the military on regular Canadians?
#NoJedi
#NoJedi
October 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
These weapons protected us from a SITH
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
What did the PPC do? FROZE IN FEAR how are we supposed to trust a party that can't even get up to protect Canadians?
No ppc froze them
At the debate... Mics are not working... Must be Jedi technology.
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No ppc froze them
Frl I agree
Celui qui a apporté les beignets est le véritable vainqueur du débat
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Whoever brought the donuts is the real winner of the debate
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Whoever brought the donuts is the real winner of the debate
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Frl I agree