Rt. Hon. Senator Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
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Rt. Hon. Senator Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social
Former MP for Davenport
Current Senator
Only UofT Ambassador to MPSP (Position Abolished 2023-2026)
Former & Youngest Prime Minister of Canada
Former leader of the Drake Party
Youngest Right Honourable of All Time
Here for the memes
uOttawa MPSP (PARODY)
I gained hella Aura™️
January 18, 2026 at 6:30 PM
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Ottawa, thank you so so much for everything you’ve given me. I love you all.

-Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
January 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Thank you for your services my friend. The MPSPen was used well
If anybody wanna rip a blinker off the MPSPen come find me at the after party
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
He did keep his word
Whoever wins the election gets 1 free drink from me at the day 1 after party, in recognition of their will-be accomplishment. Hold me to this.
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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No friends??
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Today’s lesson:
A government can only pass a bill with the overwhelming power of friendship - and as it turns out, the Polar Party just doesn’t have enough.

Preschool forever - Préscolaire toujours
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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THE FORMER PPC LEADER KEEPS SPEWING LIES

THE RAT PARTY HAS WON THE MOST AMOUNT OF SEATS IN MPSP HISTORY
@romeompsp.bsky.social … not the most seats in MPSP history?!?!
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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LETS BRICK UP 🤙🤙🤙
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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What is this committee bra 🥀
January 15, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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WHEN WILL THE PPC FINALLY ABOLISH ICE????
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Does PPC stand for Pathetic Party of Canada?
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Seriously this guy just rode in a spaceship. I think I need to ask The Prime Minister if he is pro-spaceship or pro-skidoo, because I honestly don’t know anymore.
Official Statement of the Polar Party of Canada regarding Prime Minister Ntwari Travel to Montreal.
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Didn’t the Prime Minister just take a spaceship from Ottawa to Montreal? Now he wants to ban them????? I am very very confused. @romeompsp.bsky.social can’t even get his priorities straight let alone his policies.
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Haters will say @romeompsp.bsky.social didn’t “really remove it”.
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
@wariowopezmpsp.bsky.social I hope I DONT see you this week or WE are gonna have problems
January 15, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Chat should I make a @polarmpsp.bsky.social diss track tonight?
MPSP, I have been called upon to create another Diss Track. As I contemplate what I’m doing with my life while making this, you call can stream my songs under the name ‘Benny Stone’ on Spotify and Apple Music. (Yes I just self promoted, deal with it)
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I ran into some guy named Reggie in the streets of Ottawa. Apparently he said I “knew him” but I have no recollection of any Reggie. Kinda weird
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Guys I made a new beat on the train and it’s lowkey kinda fire.
January 14, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Same person who tried to run a scheme against the Rt. Hon. Caucus last year in COLLUSION with the Ethics commission 🤷‍♂️
Official Statement of the Polar Party of Canada regarding Prime Minister Ntwari Travel to Montreal.
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM