Rt. Hon. Benjamin Rosenberg-Laurencin
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social
MP for Davenport
UofT Ambassador to MPSP (don’t worry first years, I’m real)
Former & Youngest Prime Minister of Canada
Former leader of the Drake Party
Youngest Right Honourable of All Time
Here for the memes
uOttawa MPSP (PARODY)
UofT Ambassador to MPSP (don’t worry first years, I’m real)
Former & Youngest Prime Minister of Canada
Former leader of the Drake Party
Youngest Right Honourable of All Time
Here for the memes
uOttawa MPSP (PARODY)
I better see EVERYONE repost this.
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I better see EVERYONE repost this.
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
I nominate @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social to do this next
I accidentally became important in MPSP and my life hasn’t been the same since
October 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I accidentally became important in MPSP and my life hasn’t been the same since
I’M WATCHING SCARY MOVIE. IT IS GOOD. VERY GOOD
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October 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I’M WATCHING SCARY MOVIE. IT IS GOOD. VERY GOOD
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October 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW GREAT I AM. (i may or may not have bet my entire bank account on the mariners last night so the jays would win) ( @mpspjosh.bsky.social you’re welcome)
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October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW GREAT I AM. (i may or may not have bet my entire bank account on the mariners last night so the jays would win) ( @mpspjosh.bsky.social you’re welcome)
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Make MPSP kind again
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Make MPSP kind again
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POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
DAILY FREE RAGY POST
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This is the whole Fun Dip thing all over again @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
DAILY FREE RAGY POST
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THE LEADER OF THE POLAR PARTY LEADER JUST MADE THE PREPOSTEROUS CLAIM THAT THE JEDI PARTY COMMITTED A SERIOUS CRIME WITH NO PROOF. IS THIS WHO WE REALLY WANT RUNNING OUR COUNTRY?
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The Jedi Party!!!!!!
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
THE LEADER OF THE POLAR PARTY LEADER JUST MADE THE PREPOSTEROUS CLAIM THAT THE JEDI PARTY COMMITTED A SERIOUS CRIME WITH NO PROOF. IS THIS WHO WE REALLY WANT RUNNING OUR COUNTRY?
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Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
YOU ARE ALL INCOMPETENT. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS @mpspjosh.bsky.social OR I. WE ARE THE GREATEST ALONG WITH @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social TO EVER DO IT
Still silent on the NF tariffs—while his predecessors show more spine. And he thinks he’s ready to lead? Incompetent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
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Toujours silencieux sur les tarifs de l’administration NF — alors que ses prédécesseurs ont plus de cran. Et il pense être prêt à diriger ? Incompétent.‼️
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
YOU ARE ALL INCOMPETENT. YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS @mpspjosh.bsky.social OR I. WE ARE THE GREATEST ALONG WITH @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social TO EVER DO IT
SOMEONE TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS TO MY PRECIOUS CN TOWER. HOW DARE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS DO IT. I HAVE A FEELING THE @polarmpsp.bsky.social IS BEHIND THIS. I CANT PROVE IT BUT I HAVE A FEELING THEY FROZE THE ELECTORAL CURRENTS IN THE BUILDING. WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS NOW.
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October 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
SOMEONE TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS TO MY PRECIOUS CN TOWER. HOW DARE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS DO IT. I HAVE A FEELING THE @polarmpsp.bsky.social IS BEHIND THIS. I CANT PROVE IT BUT I HAVE A FEELING THEY FROZE THE ELECTORAL CURRENTS IN THE BUILDING. WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION INTO THIS NOW.
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WHAT IS A SWEDISH? THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST. @brandonlympsp.bsky.social GIVE THIS GUY A MAP
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Yes, but IKEA also has a Swedish flag in Canada. It’s important to recognize the determination of Canadian industry, and the Polar Party of Canada will always do that.
Because of trade. A boat flies the flag of the country where it is registered. A car has a licence plate for the province or territory it is registered. Speeders are one of our many exports. The mark identifies the speeder for its place of registration.
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
WHAT IS A SWEDISH? THAT COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST. @brandonlympsp.bsky.social GIVE THIS GUY A MAP
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A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.
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Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A LONG TIME AGO MY FRIEND, A LONG TIME AGO.
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A LOT HAS CHANGED IN A YEAR. JOSH IS FREE, WARIO WOPEZ IS DEAD (assumption) AND WE HAD A PRESCHOOL GOVERNMENT. SO NOW, I WILL SIT HERE AND CALL FOR RAGY TO BE INSTALLED AS PRIME MINISTER NOW.
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Today’s date is Monday, October 7th 2024. Josh is still in captivity, Wario Wopez is free and the opposition is making a push for Canada. As a Right Honourable, I have 0 power but I do have influence. I’m calling on ALL CANADIANS to rush Ians House so we can save Josh. I’m on my way right now.
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
A LOT HAS CHANGED IN A YEAR. JOSH IS FREE, WARIO WOPEZ IS DEAD (assumption) AND WE HAD A PRESCHOOL GOVERNMENT. SO NOW, I WILL SIT HERE AND CALL FOR RAGY TO BE INSTALLED AS PRIME MINISTER NOW.
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THEY SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME BECAUSE DRAKE IS APPARENTLY “NOT ALLOWED” IN NEW FRENGLAND. I THINK THATS A VALID ENOUGH REASON TO DECLARE WAR, DONT YOU @mpspjosh.bsky.social ??
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Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
🚨ALERT🚨
HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?
STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?
STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
October 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
THEY SAID THE SAME ABOUT ME BECAUSE DRAKE IS APPARENTLY “NOT ALLOWED” IN NEW FRENGLAND. I THINK THATS A VALID ENOUGH REASON TO DECLARE WAR, DONT YOU @mpspjosh.bsky.social ??
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I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME
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October 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME
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I AM HEADING TO NEW FRENGLAND NOW TO END THIS TRADE WAR. THIS WILL BE DONE. I GOT THIS.
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October 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I AM HEADING TO NEW FRENGLAND NOW TO END THIS TRADE WAR. THIS WILL BE DONE. I GOT THIS.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW ELECTED OFFICIALS TO USE SLURS LIKE ‘CL*NKER’ @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social ISSUE AN APOLOGY TO THE ROBOTIC COMMUNITY NOW. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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I’d like to give a huge thank you to Akbar and Tarun at the Clanker Caucus for joining forces with us. It is truly awesome to work with great like minded people.
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September 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HOW ARE WE GOING TO ALLOW ELECTED OFFICIALS TO USE SLURS LIKE ‘CL*NKER’ @bengoddard-mpsp.bsky.social ISSUE AN APOLOGY TO THE ROBOTIC COMMUNITY NOW. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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CAN THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER PLEASE LOOK INTO IF NYLETOL CAUSES THE MPSPLAGUE???? IM PRETTY SURE IT DOES BUT WE NEED HEALTH CANADA TO MAKE SURE. @thenationalroast.bsky.social PLEASE POST MY CLAIM BECAUSE ITS TRUE AND IM NEVER WRONG
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September 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
CAN THE FUTURE PRIME MINISTER PLEASE LOOK INTO IF NYLETOL CAUSES THE MPSPLAGUE???? IM PRETTY SURE IT DOES BUT WE NEED HEALTH CANADA TO MAKE SURE. @thenationalroast.bsky.social PLEASE POST MY CLAIM BECAUSE ITS TRUE AND IM NEVER WRONG
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WHO IS BILL @romeompsp.bsky.social ???? WE DONT KNOW BILL, I ONLY KNOW RAGY. FREE RAGY
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Fine! Will you commit to repealing the pre-school bill you implemented last year ? Yes or no ?
September 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
WHO IS BILL @romeompsp.bsky.social ???? WE DONT KNOW BILL, I ONLY KNOW RAGY. FREE RAGY
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Also who is Bill?
September 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Also who is Bill?