Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
uOttawa MPSP Parody | Member of Parliament for Etobicoke-North and Minister of National Defence | Polar Bear |
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
If you’re not at election night then where the F are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt????
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you’re not at election night then where the F are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt????
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
Loving the love
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Loving the love
POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Polar bears turn the worst of enemies into the best of friends. That’s the message of MPSP.
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Polar bears turn the worst of enemies into the best of friends. That’s the message of MPSP.
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Ok I just noticed that @summeryang.bsky.social changed her name to Winter Yang, and I’m officially announcing this the best joke of 2025.
Talk about commitment!
Talk about commitment!
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ok I just noticed that @summeryang.bsky.social changed her name to Winter Yang, and I’m officially announcing this the best joke of 2025.
Talk about commitment!
Talk about commitment!
Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
October 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
That’s “out of this world” crazy.
Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
I’d like everyone to be aware that we are currently working with Santa Clause to ensure a withdrawal of forces from the arctic border and ensure the safety of Northern communities.
I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’d like everyone to be aware that we are currently working with Santa Clause to ensure a withdrawal of forces from the arctic border and ensure the safety of Northern communities.
I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Yes! Or eat it frozen!!!
Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yes! Or eat it frozen!!!
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social and @romeompsp.bsky.social just woke the sleeping giant.
Congrats gang, you now get my BS 4 months too early.
Congrats gang, you now get my BS 4 months too early.
September 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social and @romeompsp.bsky.social just woke the sleeping giant.
Congrats gang, you now get my BS 4 months too early.
Congrats gang, you now get my BS 4 months too early.
I’m on Bluesky in February at 2AM. I HAVE NO OTHER HOBBIES!!
guys model parliament is over 😭 go get a hobby or something
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I’m on Bluesky in February at 2AM. I HAVE NO OTHER HOBBIES!!
This is not a joke.
If you know where Max Christie used to live, you know where I live, now.
His mail arrived recently.
Can someone tell me how I can forward it to him?
Is this a sign? Am I legendary too?
If you know where Max Christie used to live, you know where I live, now.
His mail arrived recently.
Can someone tell me how I can forward it to him?
Is this a sign? Am I legendary too?
January 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This is not a joke.
If you know where Max Christie used to live, you know where I live, now.
His mail arrived recently.
Can someone tell me how I can forward it to him?
Is this a sign? Am I legendary too?
If you know where Max Christie used to live, you know where I live, now.
His mail arrived recently.
Can someone tell me how I can forward it to him?
Is this a sign? Am I legendary too?
Reposted by Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP
“Next year, there will be a child.” - @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social & @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Next year, there will be a child.” - @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social & @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social
#BREAKING the Rt. Hon. @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social exposes Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social for faking that he has faked the fact that he has a wife and four kids!
The Speaker is not reliable. He is a BS DS.
He cannot be trusted.
The Speaker is not reliable. He is a BS DS.
He cannot be trusted.
January 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
#BREAKING the Rt. Hon. @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social exposes Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social for faking that he has faked the fact that he has a wife and four kids!
The Speaker is not reliable. He is a BS DS.
He cannot be trusted.
The Speaker is not reliable. He is a BS DS.
He cannot be trusted.
Reposted by Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP
We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We might become a Ragy quote page now that we have ended the Tyranny of parents.
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
You cannot change the form of voting once voting begins. Thanks for your vigilance @mpspjosh.bsky.social
Fake politics, pick and choose procedure
January 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You cannot change the form of voting once voting begins. Thanks for your vigilance @mpspjosh.bsky.social
The bag looks like mine, and so does the jacket. The hair is close and the snow is well-placed.
But THATS NOT MEEEEE! And there is no other Ragy. Or there is.
PS. I’m so confused about my own scandal.
But THATS NOT MEEEEE! And there is no other Ragy. Or there is.
PS. I’m so confused about my own scandal.
EARLIER TODAY: "Reggie" was spotted downtown in front of SJAM... I've found some documents that the People need to see... See you in committee...
January 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The bag looks like mine, and so does the jacket. The hair is close and the snow is well-placed.
But THATS NOT MEEEEE! And there is no other Ragy. Or there is.
PS. I’m so confused about my own scandal.
But THATS NOT MEEEEE! And there is no other Ragy. Or there is.
PS. I’m so confused about my own scandal.
Anything for the people of Toronto and Canada. Thanks to the 🐐 @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social for his incredible intel.
Real talk though, it’s pretty cool you were that close to Drake lol.
Real talk though, it’s pretty cool you were that close to Drake lol.
I can confirm @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social rescued Drake. Thank you for bringing the 6 God home.
January 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Anything for the people of Toronto and Canada. Thanks to the 🐐 @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social for his incredible intel.
Real talk though, it’s pretty cool you were that close to Drake lol.
Real talk though, it’s pretty cool you were that close to Drake lol.
Reposted by Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP
Moins d'une heure après son assermentation, le nouveau ministre de la défense nationale @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social est déja à l'oeuvre! Le voici en train de discuter un traité de paix avec des représentants de la Gertalie.
Quelle ministre incroyable!
Quelle ministre incroyable!
January 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Moins d'une heure après son assermentation, le nouveau ministre de la défense nationale @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social est déja à l'oeuvre! Le voici en train de discuter un traité de paix avec des représentants de la Gertalie.
Quelle ministre incroyable!
Quelle ministre incroyable!
I am honoured to have been officially sworn in, once again, as Canada’s Minister of National Defence.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am honoured to have been officially sworn in, once again, as Canada’s Minister of National Defence.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Getting some work done ahead of the swearing in… iykyk
January 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Getting some work done ahead of the swearing in… iykyk
Aight folks, Comment your opinion down below:
Which is better Iced Tea or Root Beer?
This is democracy.
Which is better Iced Tea or Root Beer?
This is democracy.
December 31, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Aight folks, Comment your opinion down below:
Which is better Iced Tea or Root Beer?
This is democracy.
Which is better Iced Tea or Root Beer?
This is democracy.
#mediarelease it was a pleasure to meet with Reggie Sphynx, Defender of the Middle West and the Great Pyramids.
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
#mediarelease it was a pleasure to meet with Reggie Sphynx, Defender of the Middle West and the Great Pyramids.
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
It also said Romeo is a BS DS 🤷♂️
We found the other Reggie… in the Middle West!
CALL THE HOC ETHICS COMMITTEE, NOW!
CALL THE HOC ETHICS COMMITTEE, NOW!
#BREAKING in the land of Egypt was found a prophecy reading:
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
It also said Romeo is a BS DS 🤷♂️
#BREAKING in the land of Egypt was found a prophecy reading:
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM
#BREAKING in the land of Egypt was found a prophecy reading:
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.