Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP
@ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social
uOttawa MPSP Parody | Member of Parliament for Etobicoke-North and Minister of National Defence | Polar Bear |
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thank you to the people of Edmonton Manning for their trust and the incredible opportunity to represent them.
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
Goodbye Etobicoke North.
I’ll fight to build more ice pipelines, lower cold taxes, and preserve our province’s independence.
@romeompsp.bsky.social @polarmpsp.bsky.social
If you’re not at election night then where the F are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt????
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you’re not at election night then where the F are you aaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt????
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social where are you dawg? 😭😭😭
Our PM (future) @romeompsp.bsky.social
POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Axe the tax!
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com
Polar bears turn the worst of enemies into the best of friends. That’s the message of MPSP.
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Polar bears turn the worst of enemies into the best of friends. That’s the message of MPSP.
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Let’s bring it home.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
Are you double visioned or something? I should ask you how many fingers I’m holding up.
January 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Are you double visioned or something? I should ask you how many fingers I’m holding up.
I am honoured to have been officially sworn in, once again, as Canada’s Minister of National Defence.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
January 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am honoured to have been officially sworn in, once again, as Canada’s Minister of National Defence.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Thank you Prime Minister @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social for your continued trust.
Let’s continue the good work of defending the nation and maintaining peace.
Getting some work done ahead of the swearing in… iykyk
January 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Getting some work done ahead of the swearing in… iykyk
uottawa-mpsp.fandom.com/wiki/Middle_...
Right here on MPSP Wiki. But do not worry, the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social will ensure that every Canadian is sufficiently educated in reading and basic geography to alleviate any confusion!
Thanks for highlighting the issue, I’ll be sure to sign you up for class.
Right here on MPSP Wiki. But do not worry, the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social will ensure that every Canadian is sufficiently educated in reading and basic geography to alleviate any confusion!
Thanks for highlighting the issue, I’ll be sure to sign you up for class.
December 26, 2024 at 10:52 PM
uottawa-mpsp.fandom.com/wiki/Middle_...
Right here on MPSP Wiki. But do not worry, the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social will ensure that every Canadian is sufficiently educated in reading and basic geography to alleviate any confusion!
Thanks for highlighting the issue, I’ll be sure to sign you up for class.
Right here on MPSP Wiki. But do not worry, the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social will ensure that every Canadian is sufficiently educated in reading and basic geography to alleviate any confusion!
Thanks for highlighting the issue, I’ll be sure to sign you up for class.
#mediarelease it was a pleasure to meet with Reggie Sphynx, Defender of the Middle West and the Great Pyramids.
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
#mediarelease it was a pleasure to meet with Reggie Sphynx, Defender of the Middle West and the Great Pyramids.
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
We discussed shared priorities of safety between Canada and the Mid-West.
Our preschool government continues to foster fruitful diplomatic relations with cultures around the world.
🇨🇦🇪🇬
#BREAKING in the land of Egypt was found a prophecy reading:
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
December 22, 2024 at 4:08 PM
#BREAKING in the land of Egypt was found a prophecy reading:
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
“There shall come a government of preschoolers to set us free from the terror-filled reign of parents, that children may once again fill the streets with song and joy.”
The prophecy has been fulfilled through @ppppmpsp.bsky.social’s win.
Ya’ll spending too much time behind the Bluesky screens, go out and touch some grass!
Wait… Can’t do that…
Go to the playground and make some snow angels!!
Ps. It’s totally me in this picture
Wait… Can’t do that…
Go to the playground and make some snow angels!!
Ps. It’s totally me in this picture
December 4, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Ya’ll spending too much time behind the Bluesky screens, go out and touch some grass!
Wait… Can’t do that…
Go to the playground and make some snow angels!!
Ps. It’s totally me in this picture
Wait… Can’t do that…
Go to the playground and make some snow angels!!
Ps. It’s totally me in this picture
@romeompsp.bsky.social during the sitting days…
December 4, 2024 at 4:49 AM
@romeompsp.bsky.social during the sitting days…
We’re friends now. He said I’m awesome. I think he’s awesome too.
Why tf is he in a tshirt? I’m freezing.
@liamhumempsp.bsky.social
Why tf is he in a tshirt? I’m freezing.
@liamhumempsp.bsky.social
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM
We’re friends now. He said I’m awesome. I think he’s awesome too.
Why tf is he in a tshirt? I’m freezing.
@liamhumempsp.bsky.social
Why tf is he in a tshirt? I’m freezing.
@liamhumempsp.bsky.social
Remember kids, drink your milk. So you can resist the tyranny of parents.
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Remember kids, drink your milk. So you can resist the tyranny of parents.
Le Canada a parlé.
Canada has spoken.
Merci et bonne nuit.
Thank you, and good night.
Canada has spoken.
Merci et bonne nuit.
Thank you, and good night.
November 23, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Le Canada a parlé.
Canada has spoken.
Merci et bonne nuit.
Thank you, and good night.
Canada has spoken.
Merci et bonne nuit.
Thank you, and good night.
He just admitted he lied.
November 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
He just admitted he lied.
2 things wrong with this photo of @romeompsp.bsky.social
1. Preschool teaches you to keep all 4 legs of your chair on the ground always. That’s called preschool safety.
2. What is he sitting with the Brat Leader?
We know he’s paid off by New Frengland, is he also paid by the Brats.
#BSDS
1. Preschool teaches you to keep all 4 legs of your chair on the ground always. That’s called preschool safety.
2. What is he sitting with the Brat Leader?
We know he’s paid off by New Frengland, is he also paid by the Brats.
#BSDS
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
2 things wrong with this photo of @romeompsp.bsky.social
1. Preschool teaches you to keep all 4 legs of your chair on the ground always. That’s called preschool safety.
2. What is he sitting with the Brat Leader?
We know he’s paid off by New Frengland, is he also paid by the Brats.
#BSDS
1. Preschool teaches you to keep all 4 legs of your chair on the ground always. That’s called preschool safety.
2. What is he sitting with the Brat Leader?
We know he’s paid off by New Frengland, is he also paid by the Brats.
#BSDS
WTH do you call this?
(WTF: What the hot wheels)
(WTF: What the hot wheels)
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
WTH do you call this?
(WTF: What the hot wheels)
(WTF: What the hot wheels)
#BREAKING Wacko Romeo decided to run against me and he lost big time. @romeompsp.bsky.social take this as a message from Canadians.
1234 no one likes you anymore
Jokessss… at preschool we love everyone.
1234 no one likes you anymore
Jokessss… at preschool we love everyone.
November 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
#BREAKING Wacko Romeo decided to run against me and he lost big time. @romeompsp.bsky.social take this as a message from Canadians.
1234 no one likes you anymore
Jokessss… at preschool we love everyone.
1234 no one likes you anymore
Jokessss… at preschool we love everyone.
#BREAKING @romeompsp.bsky.social caught on camera feeding the “Reggie” story to a New Frengland Reporter.
Resign!!!
#DSBS
Resign!!!
#DSBS
November 22, 2024 at 11:22 PM
#BREAKING @romeompsp.bsky.social caught on camera feeding the “Reggie” story to a New Frengland Reporter.
Resign!!!
#DSBS
Resign!!!
#DSBS
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November 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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@romeompsp.bsky.social, why aren’t you responding to your constituents? 💀
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
@romeompsp.bsky.social, why aren’t you responding to your constituents? 💀
I announced that I will not be attending tonight’s leadership debate, while my spirit remains with the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social team.
Make no mistake, alternative protection procedures have been made to protect @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social from @ianreidmpsp.bsky.social
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Make no mistake, alternative protection procedures have been made to protect @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social from @ianreidmpsp.bsky.social
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October 25, 2024 at 1:53 PM
I announced that I will not be attending tonight’s leadership debate, while my spirit remains with the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social team.
Make no mistake, alternative protection procedures have been made to protect @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social from @ianreidmpsp.bsky.social
1/2
Make no mistake, alternative protection procedures have been made to protect @mpspjosh.bsky.social and @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social from @ianreidmpsp.bsky.social
1/2
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
October 6, 2024 at 10:00 PM
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
I’m still hungry. Here’s my lunch…
October 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I’m still hungry. Here’s my lunch…