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Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bari Weiss is really bad at her job, until you realize it's her job to be really bad at her job, in which case she is excellent at her job
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He's not gonna pay them. BWAHAHAHA!
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
He's not gonna pay them. BWAHAHAHA!
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
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But also good luck staffing the knowledge economy, which is required to operate an AI-centric ecosystem, after you've destroyed all of higher ed and made it impossible for the smartest people in the world to study here if they happen to be from another country.
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
But also good luck staffing the knowledge economy, which is required to operate an AI-centric ecosystem, after you've destroyed all of higher ed and made it impossible for the smartest people in the world to study here if they happen to be from another country.
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University conference on censorship canceled on account of panelists being . . . censored.
www.sltrib.com/amplify-utah...
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‘I was ordered to lie’: Weber State censorship event canceled, after organizers said school wanted to censor speakers
Weber State University's annual Unity Conference tried to tackle the subject of censorship. Organizers said they canceled when school officials said they would have to censor some of the speakers' mat...
www.sltrib.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
University conference on censorship canceled on account of panelists being . . . censored.
www.sltrib.com/amplify-utah...
www.sltrib.com/amplify-utah...
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October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The only thing they are fighting is type 2 diabetes.
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September 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The only thing they are fighting is type 2 diabetes.
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The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The Brits have such a way with words. You know. Those things with letter that help you define and say stuff about things.
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On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
August 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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well well well
The Republican president of Utah's Senate managed to change consent laws after a relative was accused of raping a 13-year-old. www.rawstory.com/utah-republi...
GOP Senate chief changed consent law as relative faced rape charge involving 13-year-old
The Republican president of Utah's Senate managed to change consent laws after a relative was accused of raping a 13-year-old. Newsweek reported a Salt Lake City Tribune piece that Senate President J....
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August 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
well well well
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I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.
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Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Narratively speaking, the tightest ending to this screenplay is probably the freed J6 protestors storming the White House to demand the release of the Epstein files.
June 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They are simply using their word penises. Haven’t you vaginas ever seen two men cross streams. Just wait until they start flinching and trying to slap eachother at the same time. Men. Misunderstood due to incomprehensibility.
June 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They are simply using their word penises. Haven’t you vaginas ever seen two men cross streams. Just wait until they start flinching and trying to slap eachother at the same time. Men. Misunderstood due to incomprehensibility.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
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This is…not wrong.
When the topic is women the conflict is that women are failing society. When the topic is men it's that society is failing them.
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is…not wrong.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Exactly. We did not ask Bannon for an interview when he was Musk ranting — you’d think it would be my arena — because it’s like asking Red Skull what he thinks of Thanos.
Reminder that a month ago Politico did a puffy soft focus interview with Steve Bannon, who today literally threw up a Nazi salute at CPAC. Inexcusably terrible editorial judgment at the time and looks even worse now.
Politico/C-SPAN is featuring Steve Bannon on its programming this morning. Was Alex Jones busy?
February 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Exactly. We did not ask Bannon for an interview when he was Musk ranting — you’d think it would be my arena — because it’s like asking Red Skull what he thinks of Thanos.
I know JD Vance is a garbage pail kid but can’t figure out which one. Upchucky Cornpone maybe.
February 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I know JD Vance is a garbage pail kid but can’t figure out which one. Upchucky Cornpone maybe.