@vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social
I had a stalker once, but then they saw me eat soup 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
Me, in every photo that someone posts without my final approval
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Me, in every photo that someone posts without my final approval
FYI
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
FYI
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
if you accidentally get this Super glue on a couple of your fingers, you’ll forget about anything else going on in your life for about 45 minutes
Me, when someone is using my driveway to turn around
January 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Me, when someone is using my driveway to turn around
He-Man had a friend named Fisto,
that’s all, that’s the post
that’s all, that’s the post
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
He-Man had a friend named Fisto,
that’s all, that’s the post
that’s all, that’s the post
The TV show Reacher answers the age-old question: what if there was a really big guy?
January 20, 2026 at 3:08 AM
The TV show Reacher answers the age-old question: what if there was a really big guy?
ME: “I’m totally going to stick to my resolutions this year”.
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
ME: “I’m totally going to stick to my resolutions this year”.
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
MORGAN FREEMAN: “But he would not stick to his resolutions. In fact, he would break every single one of them, with a speed and an accuracy that would frighten even the closest among him
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
bathroom graffiti in Canada
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
bathroom graffiti in Canada
Rage Against The Machine never really said what machine they were mad at, but I’m assuming it was a wireless printer
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Rage Against The Machine never really said what machine they were mad at, but I’m assuming it was a wireless printer
If awards were given for complaining about the cold, the wind, the incline, the distance, sore feet, being overdressed, being underdressed, tired legs, the ice, the grey sky, the potential for more snow, the hunger, the squirrels, other people………
#Monday
#Monday
January 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
If awards were given for complaining about the cold, the wind, the incline, the distance, sore feet, being overdressed, being underdressed, tired legs, the ice, the grey sky, the potential for more snow, the hunger, the squirrels, other people………
#Monday
#Monday
A kid just taught me to make "Fuck" a contact in my phone, so it stops autocorrecting me to "duck" when I text.
I believe that children are the future.
#Hope
I believe that children are the future.
#Hope
January 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
A kid just taught me to make "Fuck" a contact in my phone, so it stops autocorrecting me to "duck" when I text.
I believe that children are the future.
#Hope
I believe that children are the future.
#Hope
Fixed it ,,,
Happy Sunday everyone !!!!
Happy Sunday everyone !!!!
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Fixed it ,,,
Happy Sunday everyone !!!!
Happy Sunday everyone !!!!
Let’s quickly take a break from all the moronic Trump stuff going on and congratulate these two incredible human beings.
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Let’s quickly take a break from all the moronic Trump stuff going on and congratulate these two incredible human beings.
Watching the Food Network for 7 straight hours inspired me, so for dinner I made a puréed nut spread with a raspberry reduction on blanc brioche bread
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Watching the Food Network for 7 straight hours inspired me, so for dinner I made a puréed nut spread with a raspberry reduction on blanc brioche bread
Looks like Venezuela’s new name will be “Trumpezuela”
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Looks like Venezuela’s new name will be “Trumpezuela”
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
When I’m eating shared nachos, I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When I’m eating shared nachos, I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Hoping this year’s resolutions are more successful, because last year’s resolution to learn fluent Spanish only lasted
“Dos Weekos”
Happy New Year 🥳
“Dos Weekos”
Happy New Year 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Hoping this year’s resolutions are more successful, because last year’s resolution to learn fluent Spanish only lasted
“Dos Weekos”
Happy New Year 🥳
“Dos Weekos”
Happy New Year 🥳
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t lose any weight, or became a better person
Happy New Year !!
Happy New Year !!
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I didn’t lose any weight, or became a better person
Happy New Year !!
Happy New Year !!
Everyone is gettin these Facebook posts about missing people, right? Like, it's not just up to me to find these people ?
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Everyone is gettin these Facebook posts about missing people, right? Like, it's not just up to me to find these people ?
I’m crossing a grey wolf off my
“Animals I could take in a fight”
list.
A dog owner abandoned this good boy at a shelter when he became too difficult to manage. Thankfully, a sanctuary stepped in and DNA testing revealed that he is 87.5% Grey Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky, and 3.9% German Shepherd.
“Animals I could take in a fight”
list.
A dog owner abandoned this good boy at a shelter when he became too difficult to manage. Thankfully, a sanctuary stepped in and DNA testing revealed that he is 87.5% Grey Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky, and 3.9% German Shepherd.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m crossing a grey wolf off my
“Animals I could take in a fight”
list.
A dog owner abandoned this good boy at a shelter when he became too difficult to manage. Thankfully, a sanctuary stepped in and DNA testing revealed that he is 87.5% Grey Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky, and 3.9% German Shepherd.
“Animals I could take in a fight”
list.
A dog owner abandoned this good boy at a shelter when he became too difficult to manage. Thankfully, a sanctuary stepped in and DNA testing revealed that he is 87.5% Grey Wolf, 8.6% Siberian Husky, and 3.9% German Shepherd.
