Ben A.
@nuggsb.bsky.social
Be the party you wish to see in the world. Husband. Dad. Comedy Nerd. One Love. mirror everything. take two. love art. don't die.
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What To Know About Trump's Seizure (fuck yeah let's go) of a boat (yarr presidents a pirate, matey)
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I legit laughed out loud at the Eri*a Ki*k ad on Survivor. That's a no from me, dawg.
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watched three stand up specials this week. Patton Oswalt is 3rd place. Great as an album, slow to build, anecdotes aren't jokes. Sebastian Manesalco is 2nd place, tough to do an arena special, but he pulls it off. Eddie Pepitone - The Collapse. Genius. As a set, as a film, as a thing. It's for me.
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My third and final post of the night: what's the deal with bread ties? We can seal cheese, peanut butter, jelly, bags of sliced turkey, mustard, mayonnaise, and pickles, but leave the most important ingredient in this nasty sandwich to mold! Oh, your cat stole your bread tie? Enjoy your moldwitch!
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Realizing I'm on the "discover" tab: "oh yeah I hate this too."
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
Is this an episode of Staind Glass?
Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen actually happen on the internet.
Reposted by Ben A.
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Let's talk about Frisky Dingo and how Killface is actually demolishing the White House.
The year: 2025. Air Bud rules apply. There is no rule saying the president can't destroy the white house. so he does. the literal end.
Nothing in the constitution says he can’t decree a stately pleasure dome
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The year: 2025. Air Bud rules apply. There is no rule saying the president can't destroy the white house. so he does. the literal end.
glad that fixed everything, good job everyone
This was Los Angeles, California on October 18th, showing the regime that they will not be subservient to fascism or corrupt wannabe kings. #3E #NoKings #50501Movement #indivisible #wearetheflood
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
glad that fixed everything, good job everyone
What were the odds?
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What were the odds?
God's Perspective - Bo Burnham
Thou shalt not shoot pastors in the head with smoke bombs. I shouldn’t have to say this.
October 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
God's Perspective - Bo Burnham
This is chemical warfare.
October 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is chemical warfare.
What if you could read peoples minds. (Internet exists). Oh, they're all dumb. I'm dumb, but they're all dumb.
October 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
What if you could read peoples minds. (Internet exists). Oh, they're all dumb. I'm dumb, but they're all dumb.
This is the state of Journalism. All of it. Including Maddow. Cooked.
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is the state of Journalism. All of it. Including Maddow. Cooked.
Guys, I think Taylor Swift might be a genius?
October 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Guys, I think Taylor Swift might be a genius?
Reposted by Ben A.
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Call me Ishmael.
Cancel the Cuts. Lower the Cost. Save Healthcare 👨🏽⚕️👩🏻⚕️🏥
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Call me Ishmael.
Reposted by Ben A.
I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration
free campaign idea to good home
free campaign idea to good home
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration
free campaign idea to good home
free campaign idea to good home
Did the new Taylor album leak? Yes, it did. Am I a fan? No, I am not. Am I listening to it? Yes, I am. Is it good? So far, yes, it is. Do I have tickets to see the music video in theaters on Sunday? Yes, I do.
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Did the new Taylor album leak? Yes, it did. Am I a fan? No, I am not. Am I listening to it? Yes, I am. Is it good? So far, yes, it is. Do I have tickets to see the music video in theaters on Sunday? Yes, I do.
I wasn't invited, but I'd do a crisp ten on how "Riyadh" is a strange word that looks like Bill Burr spelled phonetically.
October 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I wasn't invited, but I'd do a crisp ten on how "Riyadh" is a strange word that looks like Bill Burr spelled phonetically.
Reposted by Ben A.
After two-plus weeks of torment from Cleveland, Tigers have escaped their house of horrors with an AL Wild Card Series win, 6-3 over the Guardians.
October 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
After two-plus weeks of torment from Cleveland, Tigers have escaped their house of horrors with an AL Wild Card Series win, 6-3 over the Guardians.
As a comedy nerd, there are actually three groups: those that played the festival, those that spoke out, and the quiet idiots. We can call out two groups at once. We probably should. List them all. I know the better list already. Speek up.
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
As a comedy nerd, there are actually three groups: those that played the festival, those that spoke out, and the quiet idiots. We can call out two groups at once. We probably should. List them all. I know the better list already. Speek up.
Reposted by Ben A.
Fuck the Empire.
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fuck the Empire.
Please cancel your Disney+, it's the only vote we've got.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Please cancel your Disney+, it's the only vote we've got.